Micorsoft release : STOP THE PRESSES by Shatter1-17-01 Today at the winter CES show Micorsoft announced it's new XCRAPX gaming system. Industry pundits and gaming fans alike rejoiced at this new next gen gaming system. NO DICK SHALL REMAIN UNLICKED! HUGALHGUH
A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES by Shatter1-17-01 In just a few short days, the new President of the United States will be sworn in. Inaugeral ball preparations are already underway... NEW MILLENNIUM, NEW PRESIDENT... PERHAPS BONG HITS WILL MAKE IT FUNNY... 3.... 2 .... 1.... NOT HELPING
