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by Shepuz
2-03-03
I.. Hate.. My.. Job... it's hard to be the Jesus, u know?
Are you Jesus..? ..you look more like a neon-sign to me..
well what do you think, ya little bitch? Myy arms and legs are hurting? My ass is numb, my balls are exploding and my Dad never showed up! SO YES! I AM JESUS THE-FUCKING-CHRIST!
You're not Jesus Christ, he wouldn't be so mean.. you are just some sick perverted sicko hanging up there..
WHAT?! ARE YOU SAYING THAT ME, JESUS CHRIST, AM NOT THE JESUS CHRIST!? YOU BITCH! COME HERE AND I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOUR LITTLE ASS!!
MOMMY! SOME BAD PSYCHO HANGING ON A CROSS IS HARASSING ME! MOMMYYYYYY!!

 

by Shepuz
2-06-03
One day, El_Ciddeh was wondering..
Capitalism.. hmmh.. I wonder what it's really made up..
Suddenly, Bush Jr Jr Jr arrives..
HELLO MORTAL HUMAN! I am the CAPITALISM! BUAHAHAHAHA!
Is this guy for real..? ...real jerk.. no.. not jerk.. an asshole..
..wha? ..you're not.. scared? damn.. I.. uh.. just let me take your soul, k? you won't need it in a capitalistic world like this..

 

by Shepuz
2-08-03
Yo! El_Cid! wazzup?
yo, nuthin' much0, ya knoe where Hostile si?
Right there behind the telephonebox.. or what eva..
Wha? wtf? what si doin?
Fucking a sheep in the ass as usually.. u know..
ah.. I knoe.. poor sheep..

 

by Shepuz
2-08-03
One Day at Hostile's..
Yo! Hostile! where the fuck are you?
Down HERE! jsut tryin' one thing I saw on a website..
what?! what fucking website?
ahh.. www.dolphinsex.org.. wait wait.. ahh.. just a sec..
...that guy is a retard.. for fucks sace..
AHHHH! THIS FEELS SO FUCKIN' GOOD! ONO! NOT THAT! AAAARGH!

 

by Shepuz
2-08-03
This guy is soooo booring.. I hate my job.. nobody knows that even I have feelings.. boooooooooring god damn it!
..and I also want to thank my dad who fucked my mom 25 years ago so I got born.. and.. blah blah blah..
oh what a big load of bullshit.. even I don't believe that kinda crap.. dude.. get real.. oh right.. he cant hear me.. just wait.. i'm gonna do something to ya..
..but sometimes I wonder do I really deserve this huge prize of wealth and glory.. I really do... trust me..
SUPRISE DICKHEAD! say hello to Satan from me..
and I also wanted to say... YAAARGH!

 

by Shepuz
2-09-03
Hello! I am THA PRIESTEH! the ultimate CHICKENSHIT! ..where can I find Mr. Himmelstossen?
Dunno.. i'm new at #rfront ..don't know anyone yet..
Hai! if you do not tell me what I wish to know Immediatelly I will crush you with my ancient-hiludilu-wangbang artificial kung-fu.. haaa-ya!
Oh christ.. not another wacko.. I'm so sick of those.. this one is even worse..
Well? Shall I crack your head now, or now?
shut up, please.. you are making me CRAP my pants...

 

by Shepuz
2-09-03
Hey.. Priest.. what's up?
Hey Shep... nothing much.. I just miss Himmel... *sigh*
Yeah.. he's a nice guy.. he really.. is.. not that I would be gay or something.. but you get the point..
Yeah.. all his funny stories.. his sexy voice.. those cool voicecommands.. I still remember his touch..
oh god... I can't take you no more.. I gotta find some wood and do you what they did to Jesus...
*sigh* ..his soft gentle touch.. he did rip off my arm but what the hell.. he's still cute..

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