All comics by SilverTidus

 

by SilverTidus
5-23-02
Being a prostitute is fun.
Ooh... yay, a hooker.
I'm $900. Let me take off my makeup so I can get ready.
Okay.
Okay baby, I'm ready.

 

by SilverTidus
5-23-02
The meeting
Golly, she's awful perty.
I like your house...
The children from unprotected sex.
Hey mom, you stupid bitch, I need some more beer!
*Sigh* Everyone wants me, I'm so hot. OH WHAT CUTE BOMBS!? Why are we in Afghanistan?
The family pets.
MOO! MOO GOD DAMMIT! MOO I SAY!!!
My nipples are so hard! TOUCH THEM!

 

by SilverTidus
5-23-02
I love being a doctor. I wonder if that "Free Mammograms" sign I put up will work.
Hey like you TOTALLY like have a total like, patient or like something totally like that...LIKE!
Hello! I see you\'re hear for your AAAHHHH!
Why, hello doctor. I want you to grab my breasts to check for cancer! OH HELL JUST DO ME NOW!!!
Now why the hell did I just do that to myself!? And why did I become skinny and bald(er) all the sudden!?
BWAHAHA! FEAR ME! FOR I AM THE "SPLAT" SIGN!

 

by SilverTidus
5-24-02
I like your hair.
I want some peanuts.

 

by SilverTidus
5-24-02
HAHA! She is like, a TOTAL loser!
Yeah... Hey umm, isn't this scene supposed to be taking place in school? Why are we in your bedroom?
Dammit, I forgot. AHEM, anyway, YOU'RE a loser. Yeah... ok I'm leaving now.
Hey bitch! Don't you ever fucking talk about me like that again you motherfucking piece of shit whore!
I'm just some random guy who happened to pop into the panel because the creator of this comic got bored.
You made me mad, so FEAR ME! I am now umm... superperson!!! Hey where did she go? Who are you?

 

by SilverTidus
5-24-02
I'm so ugly and fat!!!
Yup...
No on loves me!!!
FINALLY she gets something right.
I'm going to kill myself by ripping out all my intestines and feasting on them!!!
Alright then...laters.

 

by SilverTidus
5-24-02
Hi! I'm just an innocent Japanese schoolgirl just standing here in my room.
*Slither Slither*
OH MY GOD!? WHAT IS THAT!?
Maybe I can fend it off my doing a high kick which will cause me to spread my legs therefor revealing my panties in front of it! Golly, I hope it doesn't rape me by shoving itself into my vagina!
Yum...

 

by SilverTidus
5-24-02
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!! IT'S ATTACKING ME!
Ehh? Did it just fart?
Aww! HOW CUTE!!!

 

by SilverTidus
5-24-02
Ooh baby! YES! YES! SUCK MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Good educational programming!
HARDER! CUM IN MY PUSSY!
JOHNATHAN!? WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING IN THERE!?
Ehhh.... NOTHING MOM! I'm just having premarital and unportected sex!!!
Oh, okay. Call me if you need any help sweetie.

 

by SilverTidus
5-25-02
Hi, I'm masturbating.
Hi, I'm Britney Spears.
Can I touch your breasts?
Okay.
Well, I'd come in closer to touch them, but this damned strip creator limits me to a certains ide of the panel.
Damn, well, here's a panty shot anyway.

 

by SilverTidus
5-25-02
I just got hit by a car. I'm going to heaven. Where the hell is god!?
OH MY GOD!!! THERE HE IS!!!
Oh children, spread the love across the land!
...
BWAHAHAH! JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL PANTIES!!! I AM GOD!!!!

 

by SilverTidus
5-25-02
Glub...
Glub...
Glub...
Glub...
Glub...
Mmm... Halibut.

 

by SilverTidus
5-25-02

 

by SilverTidus
5-25-02
FOR TWO DOLLA I MAKE YA HOLLA! God I hate this job...
Let's go back to my place...
Why don't you whip that baby out?
You got it, let me go freshen up.
Errrm, I see you're un-circumsized.
*ZIP*

 

by SilverTidus
5-25-02
Hi...
So, how's it going? Are you hungry? I can make some food if you like. Hello?
TALK TO ME YOU RUDE BASTARD! YOU MAKE ME MAD!!!
Can't...breathe....dying....pork chops....drowning....blegh...

 

by SilverTidus
5-25-02
*DING DONG...DAMMIT*
Hello, would you like some girl scout cookies?
Do you enjoy my cleavage?
Mmm... she's so fine. I want to rub those bulbous thighs.

 

by SilverTidus
5-25-02
Look at all my multi-colored balls.
HO HO HO... GOD DAMMIT! Ugh, I gotta take a dump.
Ummm... why did I get a pile of shit for Christmas!?

 

by SilverTidus
5-25-02
OH MY.....GOLLY! YOU unpleasant villain!!! MOON PRETTY FLOWERS COSMIC MAGNETIC BEAUTIFUL POWER TRANSFORM!
HAHA You "SailorTwit". I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR PRETTY HEART CRYSTAL THINGIE!!!
HAHA! This is totally cool! I'm transforming!
Why am I in your transformation scene? Oh well, I know what your true identity is! HAH!
HAHA!!!!!!!!!! Crescent Pretty Attack Freezing Colorful Rainbow Low-kick!!!
I need some more eye-shadow.

 

by SilverTidus
5-26-02
What's my punishment for ummm.. commiting a fornication or something like that?
Gabe, your punishment is to wander into the cave of Medusa, where she will turn you into stone with her looks!
Where is sh....AAAAAAAAHHHH!
I'm stoned...
I need to have a bowel movement, will you help me?

 

by SilverTidus
5-26-02
Ladies and uhh.... guys. After years of waiting, CJayC will FINALLY be shown to the public. If he will come out...
This is it folks, CJayC is beneath this rocket-design sheet. Now, if someone will remove it.
CJayC is SmarterChild in disguise!!!
That's it, I'm banning someone. I was told only three people would see me, but NO! EVERYONE HAS SEEN ME! OH FOR GRACIOUS YONDER THINGIE! YOU'RE BANNED!!! MODERATOR DISCRETION! MURDERED BABIES!!!

 

by SilverTidus
5-26-02
The plane is crashing.
Yeah...
...
I like your nip...pixels...
SQUEEZE MY BREASTS AS HARD AS YOU CAN! SQUEEZE THEM UNTIL MILK FLIES IN YOUR FACE!!!
I was just about to ask you to do the same thing to me.

 

by SilverTidus
5-26-02
Hi dere! Me be da Asian hooka! Fok me! Fok me daging poosy!
ME SO HONNY!!!!!! I LICK BALL!
Slut...
I SAID FOK ME YOU PANEES LICKA!!! YO MAKEA ME ANGADY!
Ow... you REALLY REALLY decapitated me.

 

by SilverTidus
5-27-02
WHAT!? Why are you staring at me?
Your ummm... genitals are showing...
Well what, do you expect a demon to wear clothes?
No, you're just freaking me out.
What did you say? You make me horn....angry!
AAAAHHHH! Mmm... this kind of turns me on actually.

 

by SilverTidus
1-26-03
Why am I so damn pixelated?
Stop staring at my huge, bulbous, jiggling breasts.
Stop harassing my wife, you harasser!!!
My ovaries!!!

 

by SilverTidus
1-26-03
hi 15/m/ny/9inch dik asl?
15/f/ny wanna cyber?
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