Cheese Maker Joe and his explosive flatulence. by Sloloem5-12-01 Dude, what the hell? Well? Grande Meal.
The Urban Jungle? by Sloloem5-12-01 Dude! Squirrels! Those aren't squirrels, man. But look at the huge bushy hair, and look how they scamper! Those AREN'T squirrels. Did he say squirrel? F*cking beastiality nut... Who cares, think they got money?
I couldn't think of a title. I hate you all. by Sloloem5-12-01 So...alone...Why? Hey. How goes the war? Will they draft me so I can die? Wait -- what war? Dude, lighten up. But, uh, that one. Cool...
Safe flying. by Sloloem5-12-01 I hope sis remembered to take care of the dog. I think I can see my house. No, wait. That's your house. Dude, my sister and my dog are in the backyard, giving it rizz. Minor Turblulence my left testicle. ...my...DOG!! EUGH!
Cthulhu -- Cthulu -- Whatever, gimme that. by Sloloem5-12-01 It's Cthulhu, Toren. Eh? Whatever, damnit. Cthulu has more burrs up his ass than a fruitcake who sat down in a briar patch. You call, mortal? Woah, cool. Hey, want a hit?
Is there a doG? by Sloloem5-12-01 Tiki? Cthulhu? You seen this 'God' guy around? Everyone on Earth seems to think he's hot stuff. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What is it? Dude, that whole thing's just a joke Loki cooked up. Humans are so gullible, huh?
Magic: The Gathering. Hours and hours of fun. by Sloloem5-13-01 Sloloem plays Gaea's Liege Tap, yeah. GGG. Tap...tap. 3, yeah.. Cool. No. Dave counters. Yes. fuck. Sloloem counters Dave's counter. Haha. You Bastard.
This title has no relevance to the comic below. by Sloloem5-13-01 A typical day. I's a listenin' t'tha mad rap beatz. You suxx0rz. Dev, shove it. No, I wins. Hey, Tor? Nice one. But was the disembowlment really necessary? Not really, but it sure was fun.
Fun with Star Wars by Sloloem5-14-01 Coming soon. Star Wars Episode 420: The Phantom Roach clip. Darth Roach. Admiral Jointi. Luke Bonghitter. Grand Bong Tarpit. You underestimate the power of the pot side, Admiral Jointi.
More fun with Star Wars by Sloloem5-14-01 TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, why aren't you at your post? *gasp*The voice of God! I'm coming, God!
Must see TV? by Sloloem8-22-01 And now, back to our regularly scheduled program. This might be good. Black Cop In Seattle part 7. Yo, STOP RUNNIN' BITCH! No. No. No... And now, a word from our sponsor: Trojan MANNN As Yuri Geller I do not need to put up with this. Burn.