A kiwi bed time story

Author: Somefella

Date: January 17, 2001

by Somefella
1-17-01
Once upon a time in New Zealand...
youve got that look in your eye..
what look?
..god i hope your not a real kiwi!
..hehe..err..nope!
this is going to hurt my arse isnt it :(
ill try and be gentle! :D