I bear witness that there is no god but Allah. I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.
Allah why have you forsaken me? My enemy has sons. I have unruly daughters. I have come to the Country of the Great Satan to do Your Will.
Have I not blown up enough of our people for you? Really, do you think well sewn vests grow upon trees? Everyone at the mosque thinks I'm a fag, with the sewing of the vests.