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HOW DEEP IS YOUR CUUUUUUUUUUUUNT?
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by TEDA
12-28-05
I would like to make a retraction of my previous statements implying I masturbate on the reserved day of the birth of Jesus.This is misleading and I apologize for saying something that is just untrue.
In fact, the only times of the year I don't pound my dumb ******y nuts is on Christmas, Easter, and by extension the whole weekend leading up to Easter (Good Friday and what have you). Here is why:
(Sunday morning)
Hey, I'm back! What have you been up to since I've been,uh, away?
Well, uh. Er. Hoo. Awkward.
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