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by TabberCat
9-20-02
I have an omelet in my lap!

 

by TabberCat
9-20-02
One day in hell..
What the hell?
Yes, you are in hell! I am Satan, hear me roar!
....Really?

 

by TabberCat
9-20-02
Sooo.. do a trick or something for me Satan. Just to prove you really are Satan, after all.
I must not prove myself to foolish mortals, but if you insist..

 

by TabberCat
9-20-02
I'm out of here...
Hey! Return at once Mortal! Satan has not finished his dance on the ball yet!!

 

by TabberCat
9-20-02
Hey Joseph, I just got back from Hell... and Satan was this dog on a ball...
I have an omelet on my lap...

 

by TabberCat
9-20-02
Hey baby! Let's get it on.. disco style!!
Wut up nigga? Yo best be payin' fo gettin' it on wit' me yo yo yo!
Hey baby! Let's get it on.. disco style!!
So I look like some cheap whore dressed in a school girls' uniform?
Hey baby! Let's get it on.. disco style!!
YEEYEYEYEEYEHAHAHA!

 

by TabberCat
9-20-02
Hey baby! Let's get it on.. disco style!
I have an omelet in my lap!
Hey baby! Let's get it on.. disco style!
Are you an altar boy, my son?
Hey baby! Let's get it on.. disco style!
You smell like an old person....

 

by TabberCat
9-20-02
Hey baby! Let's get it on... disco style!!
I am Satan! Hear me roar!
Hey baby! Let's get it on... disco style!!
Allright you little bitch! Bend over and let's get this party started!!
Allright I'm not using that pick up line anymore...
Come back here you cracker bitch! I'm gonna rape your bony ass till it bleeds!

 

by TabberCat
9-20-02
Whatever happened to part three of Skeleton's Night out you ask?
He ate it.
WHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JIBBAJIBBABONGOWAWAWAWA!

 

by TabberCat
9-21-02
Why Tabby doesn't go for walks..
Hey Joseph! Aren't you supposed to be out with your new girlfriend?
I am! I am!
Sooo where is she?
She's right here...
OH MY GOOOOOOD!!
Woot! Woot!

 

by TabberCat
9-21-02
When WiL and Gwyne come over to visit...
"Ohh WiL!" "Oh Gwyne!"
HEY! HEY YOU KIDS! GET OUT OF THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE!! I'VE ALREADY HAD THE POLICE OUT HERE ONCE TONIGHT!!
Is that Tabby again?
Shut up and put your face between my legs.
MMPH!
GOD DAMNIT! HORNY TEENAGERS!

 

by TabberCat
9-23-02
In the not-so-secret back of the Wal-Mart parking lot..
So you have the rest of the ingredients right?
Right here, a bunch of flowers that vaguely remind me of old people! Now just spray on the perfume.
Neyehahahahahaha!!
Great! Now go "accidently forget to put up" a new TV and a stereo, oh yeah! Don't forget the free Viagra samples too!

 

by TabberCat
9-23-02
Hello there youngin'! *cackle*
What the fuck?
*cackle*
Sorry I don't have any money for the "Oops-I-Crapped-My-Pants" retirement fund. I'm poor, I just work at MacDonalds.
Oh look.. it's a squirrel! I'm old so I get to take time to stop and actually sit on the park benches. Hoo hoo hoo..
WAAHHHHHHHAHHAHHA!

 

by TabberCat
9-23-02
Later that day....
Oh dearie I got pulled over....
Hello there officer! *cackle* Is there a problem?
Oh she's just a poor old lady, well I want donuts and since she's old I'll just give her a warning...
Stupid copper.. *cackles*

 

by TabberCat
9-26-02
*sniff sniff* I smell an old person....
*cackle* It's Tabby.
You're not Tabby! You smell old! Like... that old people's green color....
You smell colors?
I like cornbread.

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