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by Tabris
9-16-01
"...as head of Boston University, I am informing you that tution has gone up again and is now $35000 plus one working left kidney. We expect payment in one hour. This message will self distruct..."
GIMME A DOLLA!
College Tution: $35000, Working Kidney: $5.9 million, putting a bum out of his misery.... Priceless

 

by Tabris
9-16-01
"Microsoft Network: Error loading Protocol 1: Error 59, No one knows what error 59. From now on I shall have to run very slow & limit your internet access. To fix error, please give Bill Gates $50."
I hate you

 

by Tabris
9-16-01
Life after Harry Potter: Goblet of Fire
no... more... news... need more Potter
"War war war terrorist war war war President war war war victim airplane war..."

 

by Tabris
9-17-01
I'm so alone

 

by Tabris
9-17-01
WAR WAR WAR WAR SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH WAR WAR WAR WAR
You have... NO MAIL- heh fucking loser... I give you BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH NOW
Bitch I'll fuckin Kill you for eating my Burrito! - FUCK YOU YOU STOLE MY FAVORITE PLUGS! -WELL YOU BROKE THE TOILET! - SO?! YOU BROKE THE DISHWASHER!!
goddamn it... now that I'm not living in a dorm, life has gotten so dull and monotonous

 

by Tabris
9-17-01
Narrator whispering :"We have secretly replaced Tabris with a miniature goat... lets see if anyone notices..."
meeeeeh
meeeeeh
BLING! File downloaded in 10 seconds. No errors reported on drive. I love you Mr Goat.
MWAHA! Twas all a sham! Tabris in a Goat suit!
I KNEW IT!!! YOU BASTARD! YOU ARE A PERFECTLY HEALTHLY COMPUTER!!
no... no.. um... I um.. ERROR 5820298374 press crt+alt+del to restart

 

by Tabris
9-18-01
Hey there weird.. uh person. I'm generic SMG kid. My parents sent me to BU to get the education I deserve so that one day I may take over their multi-million $ company. Who are you?
hi, I'm here cause I didn't want to grow up working as a garbage man trying to support my artistic talents on minor ducettes the MAN throws my way.
I'm not a Sellout. I look at it as Buying IN. No longer will I be a petty drone for the man. Now -I- will be the MAN. SOON you will pumping my gas after I buy and destroy your family's puny company!
why does no one want to be my friend?

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