All comics by TheChainMan

 

by TheChainMan
7-05-03
It's you, Jesus!
No! Not you!
What's wrong?
Daniel, we're TOGETHER in a PRISON. I'm not happy
In that case, let's escape!
I already came with that idea.

 

by TheChainMan
7-05-03
The Meeting.
Hey, Erika, is you!
Daniel! How did you escaped of the prison?
Jesus saved me!
Jesus? Don't make me laugh!
Yeah, I did. I'm his friend Jesus, but Daniel is SOOO funny, that he used a Jesus Christ sprite.
This is SO wrong.

 

by TheChainMan
7-05-03
More characters!
Hey everyone!
No! Juanximo's back!
I am going to SUCK dry all of us! then I will be very, very powerful! MWAHAHAAHAHA!
...Idiotic as always, eh?
Huh?
Shut up.

 

by TheChainMan
7-05-03
Jesus, do you know the newest stupid thing from NA?
Nope, tell me!
Well, a guy was asking access to Lavender Town's Radio Tower, and they answered "You mean Goldenrod City's Radio Tower, right"?
WTF??????? They're idiots
I bet ya, when they were born thier brains stayed inside their mother's body.
Agreed.

 

by TheChainMan
7-05-03
PARTY!!!!!!!
No! Pocholo's here! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Why did everyone left?
I am still here.
And THIS is supposed to be funny? Dear God...
Who?
Just some person...

 

by TheChainMan
7-06-03
Hey, David! What are you doing?
I'm going to check a cool site. A friend of me told me to go there.
What's the site's URL?
Goatlo.ve or something like that.
I think he meant goatse.
I'm better leaving.
WHA...WHAT'S THIS????

 

by TheChainMan
7-06-03
It's a nice, hot summer day...
Where are going, Daniel?
To a place in the forest! Follow me.
Losers.
Hum.. we already passed through here.
WHAT?
Tell him again.
Erika, you said this was the direction!
No, I said this was NOT the way, but you said "Here is faster"! Idiot!

 

by TheChainMan
7-06-03
The Arabian Guy is Bin Laden. Pocholo is the blonde's name.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF WIN MAKE YOUR TIME.
PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF WIN MAKE YOUR TIME.
PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, we believe him.
You know, you comics suck.
I grew as an alone child,thus I have a trauma. Is not my fault.

 

by TheChainMan
7-06-03
What's Daniel doing?
I think he's trying to lit a fire.
In that case... why did he drown a KL of gasoline over the floor, and then he is putting closer that lit match...
NO! DANIEL, STOP!
30 seconds later...
DANIEL, YOU IDIOT!
Sorry! I didn't knew how to do it properly!

 

by TheChainMan
7-06-03
AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I'M BURNING!!!!!!!
This can't get worse!
Wanna bet?
IT'S-A ME MARIO!!!
I stand corrected: This CAN get worse.

 

by TheChainMan
7-06-03
I'm-a here to save us!
Yay! Thanks!
ZOOM
Teleport!
I'm not sure of the results, but this sure is a cool background!
And when they appeared...
You're the dude who escaped! TO THE JAIL!
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

 

by TheChainMan
7-06-03
HELP ME!
I'll catch ya!
I'm Juanximo.. I suck people...
AAAAAHHHH!!!
Huh-oh....
Hum... where is that guy?
Dunno, but you're cute...

 

by TheChainMan
7-06-03
Daniel, I've reading your comics.
Really? What do you think?
They're the greatest thing ever! SO FUNNY! And the character "Jesus" fits me like a glove. Man you rock! You're the greatest! You-
"You're great! You're..."
Daniel? Are you here?

 

by TheChainMan
7-06-03
Hey! My sister Sara! How are you?
Hey Daniel!
So...
Hum...
Hello?
...
...

 

by TheChainMan
7-07-03
So... how's going?
You know, we have a BIG lack of conversation.
I like swords.
Shut up.

 

by TheChainMan
7-07-03
I'm bored.
Me too. Why isn't Daniel here?
Meanwhile...
...
...
Probably he's really busy doing something EXTREMELY important.
Yeah, that must be.

 

by TheChainMan
7-07-03
THIS IS TOO MUCH! LET'S SEARCH DANIEL NOW!!!
Agreed. Let's search him. I'm bored, as you can tell...
DANIEL! What were you doing?
I was talking with my sister Sara. Salute her!
She sure talks a lot
Hey Sara! How are you?
...

 

by TheChainMan
7-07-03
IT'S-A ME MARIO!!!!
PARTY!!!
PARTY!!!!!!
Is a great thing they throw the morons in prison!
Don't you think so?
Just wait they get you...

 

by TheChainMan
7-08-03
IT'S-A ME LUIGI!!!
No, don't tell me...
MAMMA MIA!!!!!!!!! MARIO IS MISSING!!!!!!!
Oh, great, the brother of "Mr. Italian Screamer" What are you going to do? Star the sequel of "Mario is Missing", one of the worst games ever?
Ha!
Yes!!!!
Damn.

 

by TheChainMan
7-09-03
ANNOYING.
MARIO IS MISSING!!! WHERE IS MARIO???? MARIO IS MISSING!!! WHERE IS MARIO???? MARIO IS MISSING!!! WHERE IS MARIO????
SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
MARIO IS MISSING!!! WHERE IS MARIO???? MARIO IS MISSING!!! WHERE IS MARIO???? MARIO IS MISSING!!! WHERE IS MARIO????
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IS MARIO!!! COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP NOW????
After 5 minutes...
MARIO IS MISSING!!! WHERE IS MARIO???? MARIO IS MISSING!!! WHERE IS MARIO???? MARIO IS MISSING!!! WHERE IS MARIO????
God, kill me.

 

by TheChainMan
7-09-03
MARIO!!!!!!!
There, I hope you're happy.
IT'S-A YOU LUIGI!!!
IT'S-A YOU MARIO!!
*Imagine they're hugging*

 

by TheChainMan
7-14-03
Doctor, I have a problem.
Tell me, Mr. Juanximo
Well... I can't have erections.
Simple.. use viagra.
But then... the "thing" falls... I'm a ZOMBIE... you know... look at my arm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! In that case, you're screwed.

 

by TheChainMan
7-14-03
NOOO! Not this dream!
Take this away!
Erika: Put it away! Put it.. oooh yeah!
The tentacle demon dream again?
Seems it so.

 

by TheChainMan
7-14-03
I should appear in the comic more often.
Why do you say so?
Eh... I am the AUTHOR
True. However, your characters are better than you.
They're both morons.
Jesus doesn't understands me. I am the author and the sort-of main character. Is thanks to ME this comic exists. I deserve more attention, dammit.
Daniel is an idiot. Comics aren't about the main character, they're about doing fun jokes. And many stump Daniel in doing that.

 

by TheChainMan
7-15-03
Still, weren't those vacations in the forests cool?
I think you mean HOT... you almost burnt the forest.
Still, everyone can have errors. Let's enter home and get a bath!
Something isn't right here...
What the? WHERE IS OUR STUFF? What happened?
I know what is it! We let the door open! Daniel, is your fault!

 

by TheChainMan
7-15-03
Yep. No joke.
And, could you tell me the URL, please?
http://www.geocities.com/darunia47ag/Comic1.html
It's long!
Like some of my body parts.
Why are we swimming in sexual references lately...?

 

by TheChainMan
7-21-03
Daniel and Jesus say...
Best.Thing.EVAR
Quite fun, specially when I apppear.
Erika and Juanximo say....
Not bad, needs more work and better grammar.
Cool, lacks hot guys, though...
Pocholo and Sarah say... (No one cares...)
PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...

 

by TheChainMan
7-21-03
Nothing... just nothing... Erika... report it... they would throw me in prison again...
Oooookayy...
You see... they stole us...
Who?
He left it quite clear.
Dunno who.
In that case... FUCK YOU.

 

by TheChainMan
7-28-03
*knock knock*
Wonder who could be?
Hello, Jesus!
No! It's my evil brother Rafael! Why do you look like Satan?
The dude who makes this comic is trying to do a lame joke.
He's evil, man.

 

by TheChainMan
8-15-03
It's my birthday!
Happy birthday!
Actually, it was 2 days ago.
Why did you not put this comic back then? There it was any problem the 13th?
My grandpa is, for all purposes, dead.
That works.

 

by TheChainMan
8-15-03
What do you mean with "for all purposes"?
He just lives because he's got machines that make his heart and everything work. That is it. And they just can't remove them.
That sucks, eh?
Indeed.
Someone said suck?
How... ANTICLIMATIC.

 

by TheChainMan
8-15-03
So, you said you had a cure for my "problems", doctor?
Indeed. Drink this.
Zap!
Here we go!
Sweet! Now I can have sex without keeping something sticky close!
We didn't needed that piece of info...

 

by TheChainMan
8-15-03
Where's Daniel? I haven't seen him for like a week.
He's sad... his grandpa, ya know.
Did you just talked?
Yeah. So?
She makes a good question.
I thought the whole reason or your existance was being "mute" (Read: Dumb), which would allow to several jokes, thus making the readers enjoy their reading more.
We have readers?

 

by TheChainMan
8-15-03
I want to be a character!
You can't. You're the Narrator!
So?
You narrate stuff. You're the voice that explains what happened. You jst can't be a character!
Meh, still I want to talk more. Can I have that?
Okay, but next time let's try to actually make a comic FUNNY. This one sucks. (Fortunately, I ran out of squares, so no Juanximo joke)

 

by TheChainMan
8-15-03
So, what do you think of The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker?
Neat, I'm even playing to it right now. Although I still like to call it "The Wind Wanker"...
Why?
I like bad jokes.
Look at the screen! THEY KILLED YOU!
WHAT? You can actually DIE on this game? Is that possible?

 

by TheChainMan
8-15-03
So, who do you think will win at the www.gamefaqs.com contest?
Mario, he's THE gaming icon. Or maybe Samus, just because MP rocked and some think TWW sucks... or even Megaman. Everyone loves Megaman!
But, Link won last year... and Sephiroth has that 50-feet sword... and Cloud and Crono look like Gokuh... Mario has no chance of survive make its time!
Mario will win! For great justice! Move every Sephiroth away! Cloud eats babies!
And they kept arguing over some videogames characters...they're Dumb and Dumber.
Link becomes invincible with Nayru's love!... Cloud would use Omnislash!... Sephiroth has SuperNova......! Don't stick other characters in this!
Mario would just grab an Starman!... Samus would just go Morphball and then shoot him an ice beam!.. Megaman would kill KOS-MOS and use her X-Buster!... You asked for it!

 

by TheChainMan
8-15-03
PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, you're getting old.
Why?
Since you have been doing nothing but to scream "PARTY!!!!!" and "PARTY!!!!!!!" again and again. It gets old fast.
Juanximo is ignoring you, Pocholo... Pocholo? Are you hearing me?
But... I thought you loved me, and my jokes, and my "PARTY!!!" scream... was that a lie?
Hey, gay porn! Cool!

 

by TheChainMan
8-15-03
Erika has nothing better to do, so she's watching TV.
God, TV is boring.
They seem to do nothing fun or spectacular in there.
Erika's sexual deviance is wrong on SO many levels..
And now... the history of a woman who saw an alien with tentacles and then got raped!
WHOA! TENTACLES! THIS IS A MUST SEE!

 

by TheChainMan
8-15-03
Erika: *eats popcorn*
NOOO!!! Go away!
Excellent...
In a close room...
Daniel, Erika is worrying me.
I know, Jesus, but she's like that. And I can't force her to like , er... NORMAL STUFF. We will have to live with that.

 

by TheChainMan
8-15-03
Yes, you can call me "God" now.

 

by TheChainMan
8-16-03
In a fantasy version of this comic's world... Daniel would be the Knight... Jesus the Magician...
Erika the Fighter... and Sara the Healer.
And they would be about as dumb as they are now...
We must go left!
No, we must go right!

 

by TheChainMan
8-16-03
Our heros walk around in a castle...
When they suddenly meet...
A monster! FIGHT!
Since we don't have enough space... what about if we fight in the next comic?
Okay. Blame it on showing the whole party...

 

by TheChainMan
8-16-03
Daniel attacks! Demon loses 37 HP!
Take that!! (God we are so cliché)
AAAAARRGHHHHH!!!! (Agreed, man)
Jesus uses Fire! It's super effective! Demon loses 127 HP!
BURN TO HELL!
OMG NO
A WINNER IS YOU!........................... Each of you got 37 EXP!................... You got 85 GP!
No fair! I wanted to kick his ass!
I AM DEAD

 

by TheChainMan
8-17-03
Our heros are STILL walking...
Why are we all on screen again? It just eats space.
And then they meet...
True. We should go "old-style" and use the "un-estethic" fusion, you know, we are together but only one of us is viewable.
Yeah... by the way, what's that thing in the distance...?
THIS DUNGEON'S BOSS!!!!!
YOU are the boss?
Surprised?

 

by TheChainMan
8-18-03
Well, let's fight!
Okay! I call my friend Jack!
Jack? Who's Jack?
Jack, there's some people who want to meet you!
5000 feet above...
How... oversized.

 

by TheChainMan
8-18-03
Mages, attack!
Then we will destroy him!
Burning Star!
Heaven's Thunder!

 

by TheChainMan
8-18-03
It's our turn now!
KILL!
Damn, he's unscattered!
Urrh...

 

by TheChainMan
8-18-03
Huh-oh...
Now I'm mad!
We're fucked.
MISSILE RAIN!

 

by TheChainMan
8-18-03
All: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your party was defeated...
...and goes to the hospital!

 

by TheChainMan
9-02-03
So, who do you think is going to win?
It's obvious. Link
Why is obvious?
He won last year, after 4 blowouts in a row. What else do you expect him to do? Lose to AiAi?
Why not?
...

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