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by TheCheese
7-13-03
So I was having a chat with Osama the other day...
So... is this the storehouse for those weapons you're gonna use against us?
No, these are just my happy little toys! YAY! Let's go screw a dog!!
I thought it was going pretty good... for a chat with a madman that is.
But... isn't that inhumane?
No, using superior weapons to protect other countries is inhumane!! We should have a Jihad!
That was when I decided to call it quits... This was getting way too fucked up for me.
That's it... I'm outta here.
Hey! When you come back, maybe we can look at dirty pictures of Bush's daughters!!

 

by TheCheese
7-13-03
I was playing Warcraft III the other day... and I ran into some wandering orcs...
DEAR GOD!!! WHY CAN'T THEY INVENT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE PATCHES?!?! HE MIGHT POP OUT!!!
Wut joo covering eyes for?
Needless to say... I think it made him a little mad... so he called in his little friend.
What the... A walking penis?
GLOOORK!
And you thought games were for kids... psh.
Oh my GOD! Get it away!
BLOORK!! (Translation - Give me your meat!)

 

by TheCheese
7-13-03
Gotta love computers.
Go! My super powered computer!
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Yep... they're the best things in the world.
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*working*
You know you love it.
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Windows has performed an illegal operation and must now reformat your hard drive, thank you for using a Microsoft product.

 

by TheCheese
7-15-03
I miss my girlfriend.
Laura!! You're BACK!!!
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So I got Jake to dress up as her...
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*muffled* Taylor... can I take this suit off yet?

 

by TheCheese
7-15-03
Introduction of Jake.
Counter-Strike is FUN!!
*ball bounces off of Jake's head*
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*ball bounces off of Jake's head*
You can stop now, Taylor.
But it's FUN!

 

by TheCheese
7-16-03
Counter-Strike is massive amounts of fun... when you don't die.
What the? You didn't even turn toward me!!!
YEAH!!! HOW WAS THAT HEADSHOT?!?!! YOUR HEAD LIEK... POPPED OFF!!! TEH ROXXORZ!!!
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Unfortunately, Jake is a God with the Scout... I hate his guts...
I hate you.
You know you love me.

 

by TheCheese
7-18-03
We really should get hosted and do a webcomic.
Yea, it all depends on whether Mike will do it or not.
Yea, that hoser will probably charge us for it.
Damned Canadian.
I HEARD THAT!!

 

by TheCheese
7-18-03
Gotta hate dem Canadians... yes, that's you Mike.
Should I host Taylor and Jake? Why not just bogart my damned space and keep it to myself?
NOOO!!!
Maybe I should use it for something completely stupid... like stuffing it full of pictures of pokemon.
AHH!! *cowers in corner*
What are you doing in my corner, Taylor?
Cowering! What does it look like?!

 

by TheCheese
7-19-03
Normal day with the trio playing CS...
*You have just died*
What the hell?!? I couldn't even see him! That hacker!
Taylor: Dude, that guy is so hacking.
Shut up Taylor, or I'll kick you out of my clan.
Jake: Mike, you're such a hypocrite...

 

by TheCheese
7-21-03
Hey Michelle, how's it going?
Fine.
It's sad, I know, but it happens.
Why doesn't she ever talk about anything other than this stuff?
I really wish we talked about something other than the same old boring crap.
So what'cha-
Nothing.

 

by TheCheese
7-22-03
Dude, MTV Music Generator is cool! I just made two songs!
You know, I've had that forever, and I've only made 3 songs. Pretty sad, huh?
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Yes, yes it is.
I know.

 

by TheCheese
7-23-03
...so he called me a hacker.
Haha, now that's funny.
Funny thing is, I believed him for a while.
... huh?
Yea... I don't understand it. I didn't see any hacks, but I was convinced that I did.
Dude, you should probably go see a psychiatrist or something.

 

by TheCheese
7-23-03
What I do when I'm not around my girlfriend, besides playing CS or making this webcomic... yeah.
I don't care if it's a stuffed duck... I WILL win this staring contest.

 

by TheCheese
7-24-03
I wonder how many email messages I'll have today?
*You have 345 junk messages and 1 actually important e-mail from your mother*
3 hours later...
Gad, my eyes burn from seeing all that useless drabble... must go buy a useless internet device...

 

by TheCheese
7-24-03
Hey Taylor, what's up?
Your hair could be as silky as THIS beautiful woman's!
... uh, what?
Junk mail. Rotted brain. WIN A NEW CAR!!!
Oh.

 

by TheCheese
7-27-03
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Hey Taylor! I got a new game!
I'm so exciting!
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It's called... hey dude, are you okay?

 

by TheCheese
7-27-03
I would like to apologize for my last comic... it was boring, as well as pointless.
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STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

 

by TheCheese
11-23-03
I woke up today with a very pessimistic opinion...
My life sucks so much monkey... whatever... I don't give a fuck.
It sucked verily... until...
I saw Laura.
I think I just changed my mind.
I love you Taylor.

 

by TheCheese
12-28-03
Ah, the city that never sleeps, Las Vegas!
The naked showgirls, the magicians!
The ridiculous age limit for gambling... I hate this town.

 

by TheCheese
12-28-03
Hello everyone... I will now do my comedy sketch on the stupidity of humanity.
There ya go, enough said.

 

by TheCheese
12-28-03
Cool PVC pipe music plays...
The lights flash on and there are some blue dudes standing on the stage... they look at each other and shrug...
The lights black out... you have just seen the Blue Man Group in action... w00t. Aren't they cool?

 

by TheCheese
1-02-04
Headaches suck...
HI!!!!
dude... are you okay?

 

by TheCheese
1-15-04
Meh
Joker
Meh
Joker
Crap
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Ready or not, here I come!

 

by TheCheese
1-15-04
In reduced gravity, animals will have less skeletal mass and thinner bones than equally massive animals adapted to normal gravity; a significant increase in maximum body size will also ensue.
In adapting to reduced gravity, the advanced thecodonts may have shifted from a bipedal symmetrical running gait to a bipedal asymmetrical hopping gait, much as the Apollo astronauts did on the Moon.
This behavioral shift by the thecodonts engendered fundamental structural changes, including the fully erect gait and obligatory bipedal pose that characterized primitive and many advanced dinosaurs.

 

by TheCheese
1-15-04
SEIG...
HEIL!!!

 

by TheCheese
1-19-04
BATSHIT
INSANE!
BATSHIT
INSANE!
BATSHIT
INSANE!

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