All comics by TheGreatCocanut2

 

i am the greatest super hero of all time! PORN MAN!!! and with my powers of porn i will defeat the evil christians!!!
god hates you! DIE *uses powers of chirstian hipocracy
looks like the day is saved eh porn woman?
OH GOD YESSSSS!!!!!!
oh no!!! its the evil super villianjesus christ! cock sucking attack!!!
fuck foiled agian

 

i have to say that i'm facing the wrong way
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fucking "random comic layout" botton!!!

 

ahhh a monkey! would you like a banana? all monkeys love bananas!
no, that is a very sterotipical thing you just said. say "all monkeys love bananas" is like saying "all niggers like corn bread, fried chicken and watermellon"
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT NIGGERS?!?!?! I'LL KILL YOU YA FUCKING RACIST MONKEY!!!!
would you like a banana mr black man?
ahhhh it hurts please don't kill me i'm an endangered sp*dies*

 

wow this reminds me of the time my teacher raped my best freind in front of me
his ass was a gaping hole that mr pedo then stuffed 5 penisels in..
once in a while the random comic bottom makes good ones
thanks dad this is best christmas ever

 

take this "obsinaty filter"
assFassUassCassK you and your momma!
assBassIassTassCassH don't you talk bout my momma like that!!!
assSassHassIassT
assCassOassCassK!!!
Please don't hate me for using the defult characters, i was just tring to prove a point
that's it
thank you

 

take this "obsinaty filter"
assF assU assC assK you and your momma!
assB assI assT assC assH don't you talk bout my momma like that!!!
assS assH assI assT
assC assO assC assK!!!
Please don't hate me for using the defult characters, i was just tring to prove a point
that's it
thank you

 

our heros run into the evil that is a tipical chirstian
oh no its a tipical christian!
i hate jews and niggers! my momma and my daddy are twins, and i'm married to my sister, who's also my daughter DEATH TO ALL FAGGOTS
oh no!! he's immune to my cock sucking attack!!
thats cause my wife/sister/daughter cut it off when she caught me in bed with my grandma/aunt/cousin
once agian the evils of christanity are croushed by the good that is sex!
STRAP ON DILDO ANAL SEX ATTACK!!!
no!! now i'm slitly closer to being gay! *kils himself

 

starfire: i'm starfire!
raven: i'm raven
starfire: oh no the puppet king has switched our bodys and has turned the boys into toys! what are we gonna do?
raven: i know what to do!
*lesbian sex*
*lesbian sex*

 

get nude!!!
who are you talking to??
Get Nude!!!!!
is that all you can say?
GET NUDE!!!!!!!

 

yuri fuka: i'm yuri fuka
lo dong: i'm lo dong!
yuri fuka: we like to have adventures
lo dong: i'm lo dong!
yuri fuka: but we can't right now as my lesbian lover, lo dong doesn't speak enough english, see you next time
lo dong: i'm lo dong!

 

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.........i agree

 

your heroes enter a hall of evil (what you would call a church) and enconter their next challenge
oh no its a nun!!!
IN THE NAME OF JESUS I COMAND YOU TO DIE!!!!
super girl/girl lesbian 69 atack!!!!
doggie style attack
and so, once agian good defeats evil
thank you! i have seen the evil in my wicked ways of celibacy. i will now devote my life to what is right, making porns and having sex with random people in between how should i change great sexy one?
you can start by shaving your hairy nun pussy! i'm choking on your pubes bitch!

 

yuri fuka: looks like we'll be to busy having lesbian sex in this alternate realality, with nothing but white in it to be having adventures. right lo dong?
lo dong: i'm lo dong!!!
yuri fuka: thats another reason we can't have adventures, lo dong still doesn't speak enough enrish
lo dong: i'm lo dong!!!
yuri fuka: *lesbian sex*mmmmm right there! ahhhh me so horney!!!
lo dong: *lesbian sex* i'm lo dong!!!

 

at mc donald's
ah the big mac is a wonderful chosse sir *cough sucker cough*
what they tell you
it now contians 5% less preservitives and 10% more grade A beef! also 75% of our meat comes from enironmentaly sound ranching
the truth
it now contians 5% less mold and10% more horse meat! also 75% of our meat comes from diseased animals
sounds good!!!

 

pedo sense tingeling....
la la ala la la lala
excuse me miss let me molest you or i'll shot you
you don't have to do that. i've been molested before and i like it, correction I LOVE IT
wow thats hot!! let me get a better look at your young pussy!
there you go, touch away! hurry now i'm getting wet!!!

 

and so she goes back to the pedo's bedroom
here we are, now lets get to it!!!
i thought you'd never ask
ahhh thats good! *cums*
*suck suck suck!
now to put on one of these condoms so the cops won't have any DNA evidence
Fuck that, just stick it in!! i'm in the possition and everything

 

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.....why is there a chair in the middle of nowhere? and how am i talking if i'm dead?

 

kagoma: i'm kagoma!
kikio: i'm kikio!
kagoma: oh no inuyasha's evil brother is gonna get the gem of whatever the fuck its called! what are we gonna do?
kikio: i know exactly what to do!
*lesbian sex*
*lesbian sex*

 

i lothe x-box live!!!
wow x-box is the shit!
i'd rather play non-multiplayer, or multiplayer with someone i know!
i'm so glad that now, durring the second great depression, i paid 1 months salary to play pretend war with nerds, 8 year olds, and guys who don't speak english!
burn in hell bill gates of micr$oft!!!
and trhe best part is, that when i'm on x-box live, my lines are busy, so no body can call me on the telephone.

 

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hey how about that?
hey how about that?
fucking random comics!!!
60's
50's

 

meeting of the KKK
i have to go to the bathroom i'll be WHITE back!!!
ha ha ha ha!!!
meeting of the Black Panthers
i have to go to the bathroom i'll be right BLACK!!!
ha ha ha ha!!
meeting of Al Qida
i have to go to the bathroom i'll be BROWN!!!
not if you get there fast enough!!

 

mo benio!!!
wow i'm an alien being chased by a creepy spainish guy while stuff expoldes in the background!!!
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here is a random comic that worked
PRAISE ALLAH!!!
life is good!

 

tirnity: i'm trinity!
naobie: i'm naobie!
tirnity: oh no! neo's being traped somewhere outside the matrix with some homless guy! what do we do?
naobie: i now exactly what we must do!
*lesbian sex*
*lesbian sex*

 

airrazor:i'm airrazor!
black aracnia: i'mblack aracnia!
airrazor: maximize! *transforms into female robot
black aracnia:terorize! *transforms into female robot
*lesbian sex*
*lesbian sex*

 

Tujmin: i'm Tujmin!
Melosivic: i'm Melosivic!
*lesbian sex*
*lesbian sex*
i think i might just have crossed a line. comic over

 

yuri fuka: hello!
lo dong: i'm lo dong!
murderer: die bitch
yuri fuka: no please i pay you da money i owe! please i chosse life!!
yuri fuka: *cough* so....cold.....*dies
lo dong: i'm lo dong!

 

why are you hammering a nail into your head??to improve my memory, i want to have a memory like a sponge
to improve my memory, i want to have a memory like a sponge, and sponges have holes.
you know sieves also have holes, do you want to have a memory like a seive?
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...fuck

 

sorry i made a mistake in the last one, here's the real one
why are you hammering a nail into your head??
to improve my memory, i want to have a memory like a sponge, and sponges have holes.
you know sieves also have holes, do you want to have a memory like a seive?
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...fuck

 

ERNO IS BEST!!!!
OMG!!! its erno! the great romanian rapper!!!
hello
i fucking love your music!! i know! i'll give you a beat and your do your "ation nation" song!*beatboxing*
okey i vell!! here goes: i was very fucking close to ejaculation but i forget to cheak the expiration date on the mother fucking lubracation now i have to take it easy on the masturbation
note there is no real point to this one, i just realy like erno.
*beatboxing*
or else i end up needing medication, VELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE ATION NATION!!

 

cocanut goes to the side-quest forums
cocanut: i love your site
perrier: thanks
ranson insults cocanut
cocanut: i just made a topic about censorship
ranson: you're a fucking ass raping pedo-faggot! censorship is cool! ninja told me so!!!
cocanut retorts, and is kicked off
cocanut: you're a tool! censorship is a facist meathod of repression, i mean fuck
perrier: DID YOU JUST SAY FUCK?!?!?!?!? WE DON'T LIKE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE HERE!!!( i'm realy just upset because i love ranson and want to have his child, i also let him fuck my wife) YOU ARE OUT!!!!

 

the pedo has been arested, and now holly is talking to a police offericer
so what did this man do to you?
here let me show you
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?
*zip suck suck suck*
i didn't say stop
sorry, i'll get right on that

 

OMGWTF!!!!!11
LOL!!!!!1
LMMFAO!!!!
OMG!!!
don't even ask
WTF!!!
fo shizle my wizle!!!!

 

and so we walk in on our heroes
ahhhhh!!!!*cums
mmmm yeah i love it all over my face!!!
look! a girl!! let's see if we can get her to join us!!!
ahhh!!! i'm geting wet just hinking about it
will he be able to convice the japanesse animesque to join them? tune in next comic for answers! (OMG A SAGA LOL!!!)
excuse me miss, how would you like to cum rivers?
...... no speak english

 

they are still tring to get the japanesse furry to fuck them
alow me! i
its not working
licky licky long time?
hiy!!!
who is this cat girl?will she truely cum rivers? what could i possable do in a part3 of this saga? will i do another completly unrealed comic instead? find out next time on soap (i mean these comics)
*lesbian sex*
*lesbian sex*

 

so um....yeah. yuri died in the last one. why did i make a new one?
lo dong: i'm lo dong!
lo dong: i'm lo dong!
lo dong: i'm lo dong!

 

it has come to my attention that not all my comics have appeled to all my fans, so i made this one with something for everyone
i'm so horney..... and this asian girl is realy hot! i want to fuck her so bad! it'd be the first time the person was actualy YOUGER than me!
lo dong: i'm lo dong!
I HATE CHRISTIANS!!!
i want your sex if you want me just say "i'm lo dong!"
lo dong: i'm lo dong!
DEATH TO ALL CHRISTIANS!!!
*lesbian sex*
*lesbian sex* i'm lo dong!

 
ha ha ha get it?

 
if you don't get i'l explan it to you.....

 
its philisophical, let me explan

 
the title is"the truth about strip creator " and its blank...

 
you figure out the rest

 

*humming*
please don't shot me mr black man!!!
MUTHA FUCKA PLEASE! I'M JUST TRYN' TO GET INTO MY HOME
i'm sorry i made you angy sir, please don't act like a tipical black man would!
why are you so fucking racist?
because i was programed to be racist

 

welcome to foxes new reality show! we put a red neak and a guy in a tiki mask in the desert! watch the chemisty between them
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ZING! take that reality shows, and from a random comic? i'm impressed
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wow a random comic with a defult character! thats rare!!!
i'm lo dong!
i'm lo dong!
i'm lo dong!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

 

why is the background green?
and why is that one guy in the trash?
and why didn't i make a comic?

 

baised on a true story
hey! gusse what? we're going up to a shack on the endge of civilizaion, to spend a weekend with your step fathers red neak relatives dosen't that sound like fun?????
not realy mom.
Why you un gratefull little bastard!!!! you no your sisblings who i kicked out and now live in the ghetto would be glad to come with me!
yeah but....
shut your mouth!! you are going and thats that!!!!!
no, i'm not

 

i'd like you to know i'v canceled all the other serises for this one
you need to lay off the crack
i was consived on crack, born on crack, and raised on crack. so help me god i'm gonna die on crack!
they then reached the moon
i'm realy a woman!
wow i woman!!! a want you to spank me and fuck me up the ass with a strap on!!!!
until finally they reached jesus's bedroom
lets do it doggie style
yeah lets!

 

 

when we last left our heros, they had just finished doing it doggie style, but now new troble looms on the hirizon, and so its time for a side quest
wait a side quest? you still haven't told us what the main quest is
i think it has something to do with a crack pipe!
well you are to..
why is everything crack with you?
i told you already, i was born on crack, raised on crack, so help me i'm gonna die on crack
ya know what? fuck it! you can figure it out for yourselves
that fucking narrator can lick my pussy untill my ovaries fall out!!!
fo shizle my wizle!!!

 

yor heroes have now reached the cannon of side quests, where they enconter their foe
HOLY FUCK AN FOE!!!
stay behind me i'll use my jesus powers to stop it
but what is this foe? a giant chicken perhaps?
fuck fuck fuckoff!
its buck bucki bukkake, you stupid fucking chicken
and then he uses his jesus powers and the day is saved!
ha ha you died

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