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by TheMyst
4-11-07
Kip, listen to me! You're caught inside some kind of Matrix rip-off!
I'm only seventeen, but I'll show you love like you've never seen and-- who the hell are you?
I'm your friend, Myst Dandy. I've come to rescue you. Granted, you aren't much use to the world after 1989. But you still have to return to reality.
Go away! This is where I belong! The 1980's!
I'll buy you a hooker if you help me escape from the Matrix. And not a whore, a classy one. Like Pretty Woman.
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