All comics by TheRavagedSoul

 

RI Comic Part One by TheRavagedSoul 5-11-03
A typical day at Random Insanity... Yo Ashton, what's up? Just planning to destroy the world again VSM.	Any ideas yet? Well, I could just use robots to enslave the human race...	Who, me? No, I mean robots that won't resort to grabbing women by the crotch.

 

RI Comic Part Two by TheRavagedSoul 5-11-03
At Man5iac's house... 'Lo Drudge... Hey Fivey, what's up?!	... ...Come on, don't leave me hangin'! ...Fivey? Fivey Fivey Fivey Fivey Fivey Fivey Fivey Fivey Fivey Fivey!!!	... ...Oh, I see how it is...

 

RI Comic Part Three by TheRavagedSoul 5-11-03
Meanwhile, Dawn7 and Yip6 are conversing over... Something... Hey Dawn, do that explodey thing again!		Wow, wouldn't Charlie978 be envious? ... Do it again! Do it again!

 

RI Comic Part Four by TheRavagedSoul 5-12-03
At a hotel near RI Headquarters... Hello, and welcome to our hotel. What is your name? Do I Know You.	I don't know if I do or not. What is your name? Do I Know You...	Poor little DIKY... I don't know! Sir, if you don't tell me your name, I can't let you into the hotel. Forget it. I don't know why I try anymore...

 

RI Comic Part Five by TheRavagedSoul 5-13-03
A bit down the path, we now find Gamedemon and Duelist7783 in an interesting conversation... Uhhhh... Uhhhh...	Oh look, here comes Angeldude GHETTTTTOOOOOOOOOOO!!!	Well, he was in and gone in a flash, eh? ...Uhhhh. Anyone seen my wallet? Yeah, we really need to pay more attention next time.

 

RI Comic Part Six by TheRavagedSoul 5-13-03
Ah look, Dead Pig's back... Hey, that's Dead Pig CCCLXVIII! Anyway, in my last banning, I sort of lost my body as punishment, so now I'm reincarnated as this moron.	Oh look, it's CJayC, the administrator of GameFAQs... So, we meet again Dead Pig. You never learn, do you? Oh well, looks like I need to ban you again. Nooooooo!!!	Poor Dead Pig... Another job well done Ceej. I swear, they don't pay me enough for this...

 

RI Comic Part Six by TheRavagedSoul 5-16-03
Oooh look, the show is starting! Hello folks, my name is Charlie978, and this is my co-host, BradRock! I am a thexy thailor.	Err, yeah. Anyway, we're here today to discuss the importance of condoms! And it is an important subject. You see, women can be dirty little things, so us men need to protect ourselves, although I think latex gloves are more flexible on your hands than condoms.	Yet another lesson learned from our friends at RI... Uhh, that's not what I meant. What?! What were you thinking? I mean, where the hell else would you put a condom?!

 

RI Comic Part uhhh... Eight? by TheRavagedSoul 5-16-03
Uhhh, Zergboy? You fucking moron! You repeated six and didn't make seven! You ARE an idiot!	Err... Yeah, that's right, you fucking moron! You admit you screwed up! What kind of dumbass creator does that?!	The one who can do that... *Dies*

 

RI Comic Part Nine by TheRavagedSoul 5-23-03
And so the sun sets in RI, and look, DarkMonkey99 and Thefullhomey still seem to be hanging around... Bob Dole heart you. Must. Kill. Monkey.	Obviously only the most boring RIers are still out at this time... Oh Razor Man? We have a little cleanup to do... Sexy.	Yeah, that's right. So, how much do I owe you?

 

UntitledRI Comic Part Ten by TheRavagedSoul 5-23-03
Ahh, and so ends another day at RI. Oh look, a lurker! Hey! I'm trying to lurk here! It'd help if you didn't point out my existance!	Silly lurker, it wouldn't be RI without people like you! Grrr...	Well, he went in a flash. Silly lurker, we'll catch you soon enough!

 

RI Comic Part Eleven by TheRavagedSoul 5-23-03
Oh no, not you again! You dumbass! You forgot to delete the Untitled part! I swear, you get dumber by the momen-	*Dies*	Yay, I have no creative talent! Well, anyway, I'm your host, The Paragon... Good night RIers!

 

Internet Popups by TheRavagedSoul 5-24-03
Are you tired of popups like these? Get Popup Blocker X-Treme and stop them TODAY!!! How ironic... *click*	Two minutes later... Free prescribed viagra over the net ABSOLUTELY FREE! Click here now! ...Grrr...	Fifty seconds later... 100% free male organ enhancement! Is your kidney too small? Then CLICK HE- Hmmm, maybe I would've just been better off getting the popup blocker...

 

The Hill (Based on a True Story) by TheRavagedSoul 5-25-03
After wandering through a corn field maze, my sister and I noticed a very lush looking hill... Wow, this hill is so green and beautiful. Can we climb it? Sure.	FOUR! *plink* ...Wha?	Well, it looked like a hill at least... OW! ...Apparently we wandered onto a golf course.

 

Courtroom Broadcasting by TheRavagedSoul 5-27-03
One boring day... Hmmm, I wonder what's on TV... Reality show, reality show, reality show, ooh, news broadcasting! This should suck... In other news, local resident Joe Schmo has filed a lawsuit against the thumbtack company after he stepped on one in his home a week ago.	Ha, I'd like to see him win that... This just in. Just a few moments ago, Joe Schmo emerged victorious from the courtroom, inheriting 200 million dollars.	Hmmm... Well, I guess I'll be heading off to buy a pack of staples...

 

The Real Girl's Locker Room by TheRavagedSoul 6-03-03
Okay, so I have this theory... Ssssh, I think someone's coming. Act natural... So, do you think they'll ever take this window out of the locker room?	...Wha? *Moan sigh moan scream cry moan...*	I'll just walk away right now... Score...

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