All comics by TheSand

 

by TheSand
2-07-01
Hey, I hear Penny-Arcade is the best at making comics.
Hey, I'm the Grim Reaper....
I've come to put Penny-Aracade out of its misery.
The new king of comics is the Quijite channel. They should have their own site.
I hear that.

 

by TheSand
2-08-01
We're two cool, happenin' guys.
This guy is fucking crazy.
Now that I think about it, I'm nowhere near as cool as you.
I hear that.
Maybe I should change my name from MKDemon to TheSandman.
Why is there a dead guy behind me?

 

by TheSand
2-08-01
And the winner for site of the year is....
Sports-den.net
Potrod, a year from now.
I wish I didn't suck; maybe then they wouldn't have trashed me.

 

by TheSand
2-17-01
Hey.
Hey.
Did you hear that Luke will not only own the Sports-Den.net Cyberbrawls league, but also the Sandbox baseball league?
Yes, I have taken up drinking to ease the pain.
I am scratching my head in confusion, as to how this could have happened.
Uh-oh.

 

by TheSand
2-28-01
I wish those bastards at Sports-Den hadn't fired me. At least I have 200 Gundam Wing episodes on tape to keep me calm.
I can't take it anymore! I am HUNTING DOWN DAN with my GUN in tow!
This is the mountains, where I am the most attractive female around.
Dan, GIVE ME A DAMN GOOD REASON OR I'M NOT REALLY FIRED!
Southern accent....do I know those guy?

 

by TheSand
3-01-01
Hey, I'm Dan James. Today I wore a big sign on my crotch that said "FREE PAHKING".
Not this story again.
My friends all laughed and said I was the funniest guy ever. I am a HERO.
This is worse than the "sexy" sign story.
Why aren't you laughing? Isn't that the funniest thing EVER?
IT STOPPED BEING FUNNY AFTER THE FIRST 200 TIMES YOU TOLD IT.

 

by TheSand
3-01-01
Hey everyone, I made a comic! It's hilarious! Check it out!
Worst. Comic. Ever. You're fired.
I QUIT, DAMMIT.

 

by TheSand
3-01-01
So Dan, did you hear the Cloudchaser news?
What news was that, John?
We've slowed things down a little. Our NEW relaunch date will be August 17.
So THEN I said, "Our editors don't CARE about MONEY! They just write because they LOVE SPORTS!" That is accurate, right Jeff?
You do know that I'm quitting, right?

 

by TheSand
3-01-01
HEY LUKE have you been to www.nintendoeye.com lately it is so awesome
Oh no, not this again.
We have new design and 70 really long previews i dont use any punctuation when i talk
Think of a way out.
So then I was all, "No, I really do have an appointment with 'Obsessive Toenail-cutters Anonymous' meeting."
Good one.

 

by TheSand
3-04-01
So then my mom said....."bla bla bla bla bla bla". Bla bla BLA! Bla bla.
Ugh, will it ever end?
"GET MY FONT" bla bla bla bla bla bla. "Get out of my house!" Bla bla BLA! Bla bla.
How can I politely tell him that I don't care?
You're fired, Potrod.

 

by TheSand
3-07-01
So, yeah, like, I'm going to a LAN party on Saturday.
No way Cobra2kn1, you are 2kool for that.
No, really, it is going to be a blast. Hey, do you like Gundam Wing?
Ahahaha, Gundam Wing. You are some sort of nerd, aren't you?
No, not a nerd. I am popular at skool.
CHOP!

 

by TheSand
3-07-01
So, yeah, I filled out this "iFlurtz" questionnaire. It was rather hilarious.
When do you get the results back?
Next week. I can't wait. I am on the quest for TRUE LOVE, baby.
Hey, here comes your match.
.......
Nice abs. Let's go back to your place.

 

by TheSand
3-09-01
Hey Dan, why don't we [awesome idea goes here]?
Luke, you are stupid. That would never work.
DAN, I just had a great idea! [Insert same awesome idea here]!
HEY! Great idea, Finn! You're my new hero!
I don't get it, GV. Dan seems to be infatuated with FInn. He is always ignoring me. I am filled with sorrow. What can I possibly do?
Are we just about done here or what?

 

by TheSand
3-14-01
Listen up, James. I don't appreciate the comics that you and your Sports-Den cronies have been making about Cloudchaser's shortcomings.
Golly, John, I didn't know tha--
No excuses. Your affiliation with Cloudchaser has been taken off the shelf until further notice.
.....
And I don't know what we're doing on this plane, but I call the last parachute.
Who talked to me into joining Cloudchaser?

 

by TheSand
3-17-01
Hey, I was just biking outside your house for the last hour. Can I use your phone?
Uh..yeah..it's in the..living..room
Great! Hey, even though I'm not wearing the sign, I'm pretty sexy, eh? Wanna watch me dance?
Um..no..I think you should leave..
Haha, good one! Want my business card? I'll just slap it on your ass here.
I wonder if there's any chance of moving to Canada.

 

by TheSand
3-23-01
I AM SO DEPRESSED. UPON HEARING ABOUT NOMAR'S INJURY, I BEGAN DRINKING. IT IS ALL OVER.
Wow, it must be awful to have a higher payroll than the Yankees and have a team that won't even make the playoffs.
SHUT UP OMG SHUT UP LET ME MOURN IN PEACE I HATE YOU.
I guess the Blue Jays will finish ahead of Boston this year. Loiaza can take Pedro any day.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Maybe that last one went a bit too far. Poor Finn.

 

by TheSand
4-30-01
So, Luke, you haven't made any comic strips in a while.
Nope.
I think we are breaking the streak.
This is not what you'd call comedy.
What if I made fun of Dan's love triangle and made tasteless Dale Earnhardt jokes?
That's a start.

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