Bukkake Madness by TheUnfunnyGuy2-15-02 Is that guy naked? Ewww! And he's touching himself! Wrong Asian girls, asshole! Wrong Asian girls, asshole!
An Argument for Antiauthoritarianism by TheUnfunnyGuy2-15-02 I'm citing you for causing a disturbance. If I'm disturbed, shouldn't everyone else be? I'm citing you for making me horny. But they MAKE me wear this stupid uniform! I'm citing you for eating the last donut. Fucking pig.
An Argument Against Neighbours by TheUnfunnyGuy2-19-02 Who the fuck is at the door? ... Hi! My name's Kathy and I... uh... would you like to put some pants on? Would you like this bottle up your ass?
An Argument Against Patriotism by TheUnfunnyGuy2-19-02 My fellow Americans, we will hunt down the evildoers wherever they hide... Yeah! Get those disgusting, murderous, evil bastards! Ok, enough TV. Even thinking about those evil A-rabs makes me sick. Ah, yeah! Cumguzzling8yearolds.com!
An Argument Against P Diddy, Limies, and Other Stereotypes by TheUnfunnyGuy2-20-02 A genuine Afroamerican! How quaint! I'd wager that he's a pimp or something. Hey, asshole! Get off the set! Motherfucker, I told you not to let those damn tourists in here anymore! Sorry, P Diddy. Won't happen again.
An Argument Against Merciful Deities by TheUnfunnyGuy2-26-02 Lord, why did mommy have to die? Oh, Lord! Why did my mommy have to die? Oh, L... Can it, kid! Mommy was a crack-whore and she ripped off her pimp. Jeezus! Get over it.
An Argument Against TheUnfunnyGuy by TheUnfunnyGuy2-27-02 That last one was lame. Shit. This one's worse.