All comics by TheWhiskeyPriest

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You know, you should really do something with your life...
OK!
Hmm, what can I do with my life that's productive and thoughtful...
Ah, what are you gonna do...

 

Hey man
Take me to your leader
You mean here?
Take me to your REAL leader
Gay Strip Club
I come in peace...
Don't mess with Texas

 

One day...
Hello
I hate you
How are you?
I hate you
Mwa-Ha-Ha-Ha...

 

One evening...
You know what I just figured out?
What?
That pot we smoked twenty minutes ago hasn't kicked in yet.
Oh yeah..........Wait! Here it comes!
There we go...
Did you just say Purple Monkey Dishwasher?

 

You know, we don't spend enough time together...
WTF are you talking about? We're always together...
Yeah but still...
But still what?
I can't hold it anylonger! I love you!
Faggot.

 

What?!?!
You're in Hell BECAUSE...?

 

After many years of search, I have discovered the secret to life!
What is it?
You must go outside and exercise because if you stay inside on the computer all your life you'll die of radiation!
I'm starting a new life outside! A healthy life!
...tomorrow.
www.gayporn.com

 

Susy finds an unstable man in the park...
It's just...not...worth it....anymore,,,
Ha-ha, sucks to be you!
Actually, it sucks to be you
WTF is he talkin' bout? Psycho suicidal...
Then she realizes the sick irony of suicidals these days...
It's always so much more fun killing someone else...
YOU PIECE OF (BEEEEEP)

 

Hi I'm Greg.
Welcome to UD-N.
I'm a virgin.
I know.

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