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Stop looking at me

 

Bob the Goatherd goes for a walk in the park only to encounter his archnemesis, Chuckles the Squirrel!
Oh, how cute. A squirrel... Wait.. OH NO!
Quickly realising his peril, Bob cunning called on the power of Damien the Goat to save him
I call on the power of Damien the Goat. Die you fiend, DIE DIE DIE!
Once again, Bob the Goatherd is victorious!
Loser

 

Hello, Mr Goat. Can I pet you?
Look, kid, I'm Damien, Son of Satan, and this is hell, not a petting zoo
My mummy says goats can't talk
Fuck off, kid

 

Damiens new computer arrived, but things were not going well...
Bad command or filename
I am Damien, Son of Satan! I command you to function!
Bad command or filename
How DARE you! Burn in hell!
Jumped up toaster

 

One fine sunny afternoon Bob the Goatherd decided to visit Jesus
Hey, Jesus, hows it hanging?
Oh no! It's Bob! I must do something!
As Jesus struggles to get down from the cross, Bob becomes increasingly annoyed at being ignored
Hello? Hey! I'm talking to you! Hello? Jesus Christ, what's a guy got to do to get someones attention?
Nrrggh...can't....get....down...
Bob the Goatherd fries Jesus to a crisp. God doesn't care
Well, fuck you man. I'm gonna go cause some fatal accidents now. See ya. Jerk

 

The 17th Annual Christian Outdoor Sing-Song Convention
Lalalala Oooooh Jeeeessuuuuss, Oh oohh Jeeeesssuuuuss...
Bloody Christians

 

As luck would have it, Damiens deeds caught up with him...
Hey, aren't you the goat that was rude to my daughter?
I'm sorry, Sir, I don't know what you're talking about
You can't talk, you're a goat
Fuck you, moron

 

Wayne the Idiot tries some psychology
I'd sell my soul for some porn
I said, I'D SELL MY SOUL FOR SOME PORN
Fuck off, kid, I'm busy watching porn

 

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU TREE HUGGER!

 

*hic*
You've been drinking, haven't you, Philip?
Nope.
Liar

 

Suzie thanks her mother for giving birth on Mother's Day
Aah, how sweet.
Thank you for having me.
Later the same day Suzie thanks her father for his role in giving her life.
?
Thank you for coming.
Isn't our Suzie a lovely innocent little thing?
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