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by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
Gunn is talking to internet Chelsea
I am ridiculously good looking
oh god here she goes again
Chelsea is making up stories yet again
But all my friends and family have just died in a plane crash
I'll never have to talk to her again
Gunn is talking to internet Chelsea
Daniel, i just wanted u to know that i slit my wrists and got stabbed in the head
it'll all be over soon

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
Dave's alter ego is telling him to do stuff that he doesnt want to, but Dave cant control Bearmeister MC
go on do it
go away, u dont really exist
Daves head is spinning like a bugger
hello son, nice day at skool?
erm.....
Dad is burning.....
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
kayleigh is no a pink donkey cos no picture will show her true form
will u go out with me Daniel?
no
kayleigh is desparate if he says no this time she'll make up a boyfriend that she's been going out wiv for 2 years
its gotta work this time
she's gonna ask me again
kayleigh then asks Dan again, he says no again she tells him the story and Dan tries to beat her 2 death with her mom
will u please go out with me Daniel?
no

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
Dan got a letter that says Kayleigh killed herself and Dan feels sorry for pig nose, hehehe pig nose.
hiya Dan!!!!
dear Daniel, when u rejected me that last time it sent me over the edge and i killed myself, love Kayleigh
Dans happy to see kayleigh alive and gives her a great kiss
do u like me yet?
i thought u were dead!!
Dan got a letter that says Kayleigh killed herself and Dan feels sorry for pig nose, hehehe pig nose.
wow Dan u love me!
Fuck, i am stupid, but soon i'll be dead

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
Dan survived the nail to the head and is in the NHS's best bed 1st class ward
oh god she's here again
hiya Dan thought i d come to cheer u up
Dan ponders, wot could she possibly talk about?
she's gonna talk about the kiss
wow dan, wot a great kiss
Dan suddenly, and voluntarily combusts, he didn't survive that one, did he?
arghhh!!!
u wanna do it again?

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
Dan is talking to a girl that he likes but cant seem to concentrate
why am i thinking of the sea?
wow i like this dude
Dan decides to end the conversation and hopes they can talk another time then,**BAM** thrutch monkee takes over.
nice chest
doh, why did he say that?
And thrutch monkee blows it again
I HOPE WE LOSE THE SHIRT SOON, EH?
JERK!!!!

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
One day Dan and Dave were talking
hey Dan
hey Dave
They're alter ego's were merging thru the dude's anger levels
hittratthoodaddi
flippirippidongofad
The result was Killer Dude, then, bastard will turns up and pisses Dave off...... to be continued .....
Die!!!!
I like ur gurl 2 eh Dude, DUDE NO!!!!

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
Will gets burnt to a crisp and killer dude walks on
DIE, DIE, BURN!!!!!
arghhhh!!!!
killer dude keeps walkin til he meets A.J and they merge
hey A.J!!!
yo killer dude!
They form a strange squirrel thing and destroy all men and unfit chicks and all female clothing but bikini's and thongs and form a hell that is actually like heaven
HI !
LIKE DUDE HI !!

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
crap
we're gonna have to make a run for the town
we run to the sidewalk
now wot?
WHAT THE????

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
Daniel is in hell and he knows it but little does he no kazder is there 2
i must be dead
hi Daniel after u burned, i threw myself into the flames to see u again
Dan throws himself into the flaming pit of hell in desperate hope of ridding himself of kazder
can i die again and leave hell? will she follow me?
do still like me?
Dan reads the letter and then nails himself to the inside of a box.
Dear Mr. Dan, u cannot leave hell, in life u were an evil bugger and now u will spend the rest of ur life with the kazder
Daaaaniiiiieeeel!!!

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
Dave's life
i like this chick
A.J's life
i like this chick
Jeff's life
i love u, clairebot 3000

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
Dan and A.J are talking and then the room gets a bit stuffy
hi A.J
arg
And A.J suddenly combusts
A.J?
?
ahhhh

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
oz-kanga bin lager the feared outback terrorist is out on the streets again robbing innocents of their wallet money
FREEZE GIVE ME ALL YA MONEY!!!
i'm a fish in a fukking suit i aint got none
it looks like oz-kanga bin lager is unstoppable
DIE!!!!!!
argghhhh
WHAT THE??? THAT AINT IN THE BLOODY SCRIPT!! I QUIT

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-22-02
Eric has been driven to murder by 6 yr old Tiffany
I'm gonna kill u now u bitch u've taunted me long enough
mwuhahahaha
Free at las...,..WHAT THE???
I hav come for revenge
BOLLOCKS!!!
**giggle**

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-25-02
Gun is about to unleash the most evil attack ever
i'm gonna kick his ass
c'mon Dan lets settle this now
He is telepathically telling 'Aggy' to batter himself
mwuhahaha!!
uh, oof, ack etc.
oh good lord! its horrible!! arghhh!!
ooh, bit over the top
no,no,NOOO.... I'm a late night BBC2 comedian!!!

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-25-02
Somewhere in the rest room of comic space....
wot kind of artist made me? I'm fucking terrible, get me a MEDIC !!
Well I depress everyone that talks to me
He's not wrong y'know i wanna go the junkyard in the sky right now
THE WORLD IS GONNA END!!! OH LORD!
i dont see what all the fuss is about
shut up hat boy

 

by Thrutch_monkee
7-26-02
5 minutes....
Gun, u are to die in 5 minutes, from satan
hi gun, sup?
2 minutes.....
Apparently I'm going to die in 55 minutes
Too bad, well be seein ya
00:00 hours
Argghhhh!!!!!

 

by Thrutch_monkee
8-07-02
Gunn is talkin 2 fi hu ain't actually blonde, or ginger as t'were
hiya Fi!
hiya gunn
then they talk some more
I like u
i like u 2
And 'tho it was a fucking dull comic strip, they lived happily ever after. THE END.................................................................... now fuck off i got some more strips 2 do y'no

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