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by Tigerchild
10-20-02
This is Tom. Say 'Hello' Tom
I am waiting for a bus
Come back soon to 'Waiting'

 

by Tigerchild
10-20-02
Welcome back to yet another exciting instalment of 'Waiting'
where the heck is that bus?

 

by Tigerchild
10-20-02
Welcome back to 'Waiting'
I'm still here and I'm still waiting for that damn bus.
Stay Tuned
*sigh*

 

by Tigerchild
10-20-02
Welcome back to 'Waiting'
What the -? How did I get here?
Hold on, why is there a goat in this strip?
I've been wondering that myself
stay tuned, I should have this sorted out soon
Goat, you're in the wrong strip. This is 'waiting' not 'STG'

 

by Tigerchild
10-20-02
Welcome back to the latest exciting instalment of 'Waiting'
Y'know, I'm beginning to wonder if the only reason I'm here is so that hundreds, possibly thousands of people can watch me
hmmm...........
Don't ask about the picture placement OK? just don't ask
nah, that's just dumb

 

by Tigerchild
10-20-02
The Halloween Edition of 'Waiting'
What the hell are you supposed to be?
I am a Demon of Hell!!!!! Fear my wrath!!!!
Look, Kid; I haven't got any sweets for you, I'm waiting for a bus, so just go home. OK?
More to come
Damn!

 

by Tigerchild
10-20-02
Our Hero is still waiting for his bus
I've started to think that maybe Tigerchild has too much power over me
This is what you gt for agruging with the writer, Tom
oh heck

 

by Tigerchild
10-21-02
Welcome back
Listen, Tigechild, can we talk? I gotta question
Sure. what's bothering you Tom?
What's the deal with the bus? Is it ever going to get here or will I be stuck waiting for it until this site is shut down?
Yet more 'Waiting' coming soon
Hey! You haven't answered my question!

 

by Tigerchild
10-21-02
*sigh*
stay tuned!!!
*sigh*

 

by Tigerchild
10-21-02
Tigerchild, I seriously want to know the answer to my last question.
I guess I'm going to have to incarnate for this one
huh?
How come you look like Maura from 'dieselsweeties'?
'cos what I REALLY look like would blow your little cartoon mind

 

by Tigerchild
10-21-02
Can you answer my question now?
Look, Tom, I don't know all the answers just yet, you'll have to wait until I get some more ideas, or find a background with a bus in it
So, you can't help me at all?
Nope, but I got a question for YOU
What?
How long has it been since you last showered?

 

by Tigerchild
10-22-02
If you can't tell me whether or not my bus will ever arrive, can you at least tell me why you named me 'Tom'?
Tom's a nice name. I've got a mate called Tom
So, basically, you named me after a guy you have a crush on
I do NOT have a crush on him
Yeah right, Tigerchild
please excuse me while i give my narrow minded main character a handicapp

 

by Tigerchild
10-22-02
stay tune - normal service will be resumed very soon

 

by Tigerchild
10-22-02
Hi, everyone, sorry about that last comic, but Tom can't be here right now
Y'see, I kinda put him in the hospital after he made that remark about my having a crush on his namesake
The Doc's said he should be OK by the next comic

 

by Tigerchild
10-22-02
How ya feeling now?
You mean after the cracked ribs and fractured wrist you gave me for suggesting that you have a crush on the guy you named me after?
pretty much, yeah
Not bad actually,
I actually met a cute girl while I was in casualty, she asked if I wanted to meet up when she got out
she was in for alcohol poisoning, right?

 

by Tigerchild
10-23-02
I've got another question.
shoot
why are you always puttting me down?
ah, finally, a question I can answer
well?
rights of the author Tommy-boy

 

by Tigerchild
10-24-02
Let me see if I have this straight
you named me after a guy you know because you like the name, you get to put me down and put me in the hospital...
all because you're the author of this strip?
And its just now, this second that you finally get it?

 

by Tigerchild
10-27-02
what's up Tigerchild? you look unhappy
I feel like something's missing
well, you haven't insulted me yet, maybe it's that?
no, i don't think it's that
So, what now?

 

by Tigerchild
10-27-02
What's up Tigerchild? you look unhappy
I keep thinking something's missing
you haven't insulted me this week, maybe that's it?
no, I don't think so
Maybe I'll have to disincarnate, maybe people are tired of my distracting you from waiting for your bus
or maybe it's our lack of background?

 

by Tigerchild
10-27-02
hey everyone, sorry about the 'repetiton' of one of the comics
Yeah, see, I accidentally clicked something and saved the first one
then she couldn't find it
so i did another that was almost identical
So, there you have it
that's our apology

 

by Tigerchild
10-30-02
I still don't understand why you have so much power over me
the answer is simple.....I am your God!
You obey my EVERY whim!
I don't do S & M
I simplify it and he STILL does not get it

 

by Tigerchild
11-03-02
Ouch!
shut up
that hurts!
I SAID shut up, stop being a baby
that hurt, why'd you have to use a needle?
you wanted to spend the rest of your life with a splinter in your finger?

 

by Tigerchild
11-04-02
I'm starting to get bored with being incarnated
Bored? How could you be bored? We live in a three panel long comic stri..... oh
Bingo
I see your point

 

by Tigerchild
11-05-02
Maybe you need a change of scenery
such as?
this one's quite cool
Tom, I used this one to incarnate
this one?
can we move away from the wall backgrounds?

 

by Tigerchild
11-05-02
How about this one?
my god this is depressing, it's so desolate, so grey
how about this?
I like this one
but I LOVE this one
can we go back now? I'm afraid of the ocean

 

by Tigerchild
11-05-02
Yo! Tom you ready for that fancy dress party?
be there in a second
wow, I'm impressed, what are you supposed to be?
I'm gong as Nightcrawler from the X-Men
where's YOUR costume?
you'll see in the next comic

 

by Tigerchild
11-05-02
ready?
yep
Ta-da
*oozing insincerity* That's a good look for you
This scythe is sharp and I WILL use it

 

by Tigerchild
11-07-02
who's that tall girl with blue hair talking to the boy with glasses? she's pretty hot
the one in a leather skirt?
Tom, that's NOT a girl, that's my brother in drag!!
oh sweet jesus, I think I'm going to puke!
Bleeeeeeeeeech!!!!!!
Tom has just learnt a valuable lesson. and this lesson is: NEVER assume that people dressed as women at a facy dress party are actually women

 

by Tigerchild
11-07-02
God, i'm glad that party is over
You mean since you found out that the 'hot girl with blue hair' was my brother?
On a DIFFERENT topic, what happened to your costume?
didn't seem much point in wearing the shroud
why not?
not after the cops confiscated my scythe

 

by Tigerchild
11-09-02
I got another question.
I'm getting kind of sick of the questions, but go ahead
why is it, whenever it seems something good is going to happen to me, you turn it around
I can't believe you haven't grasped it yet
grasped what?
it's my JOB to make sure nothing good happens to you. I build you up to knock you down for the entertainment of the masses

 

by Tigerchild
11-10-02
So, what you're saying is that hundreds of people actually watch me being miserable?
that's right
but why?
the answer is very, very simple
I'm listening
Misery = funny

 

by Tigerchild
11-17-02
God, I'm so depressed
there is no point in going on, I'm going to end it all
*whine* *grumble* life is depressing, I'm so miserable *whine*
look, when I make it happen, it's funny. when YOU do it on PURPOSE, it's just pathetic

 

by Tigerchild
11-20-02
what the-? why the hell are you dressed up like that? the fancy dress party was ages ago!
I am the Atom
I join, I divide, I split
Tom, have you been sniffing my nail polish remover again?
what if I have?

 

by Tigerchild
11-23-02
*cough* you remember when you said that you build me up to knock me down for the entertainment of the mases? *cough* *cough*
I never said that. I think the cough syrup you're taking is making you delirious. I think I'll go check it
*cough* you did! You're keeping something from me *cough* aren't you!?
hmm, it smells alright. Tastes a bit like cherries
*cough* I AM being watched by hundreds of people!! *cough* My philosophy was right! *cough*
Oh. There's a warning in the small print. it says Caution: May cause paranoid delusions in Internet Comic Characters

 

by Tigerchild
11-28-02
whoa...
I took his cough syrup away! I SWEAR I did!!

 

by Tigerchild
11-28-02
Hi. Feeling better?
I did after the stomach pump was finished
It was nice of you to come and pick me up
Don't mention it. I had nothing better to do today anyway
you REALLY know how to make a guy feel special
It's one of my many qualities

 

by Tigerchild
11-28-02
yadda yadda chat talk babble
yadda yadda chat talk babble
ARRRRRGH!!!!
That was you, wasn't it?
Who? Me? Whatever gives you that idea?

 

by Tigerchild
11-28-02
Obviously you've never heard of spontanus human combustion
GO AWAY!!!
Look, I swear on my trasvestite brother's grave that it WASN'T me!
I may have gone too far this time

 

by Tigerchild
11-29-02
You've got to come out sometime Tom
NO I DON'T! YOU CAN'T GET ME WHILE I'M IN HERE!
I wouldn't be TOO sure of that Tom, I'm the writer, I'm omnipotent
YEAH RIGHT, WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY DO TO ME WHILE I'M IN HE-AAAAARRRGH!!
That was a dirty trick
I warned you

 

by Tigerchild
12-01-02
I'm sin-ging in the rain! just sin-ging in the rain
Hey everyone, Tom's finally talking to me again. But he isn't in today's comic because he's taking a shower
See, after a week locked in his trailer he smelt worse the a corpse left next to a furnace
I'm out. How do I smell now?
um, Tom, you're not, by any chance, wearing the clothes you had on BEFORE you took a shower, are you?
Yeah. Why?

 

by Tigerchild
12-02-02
Tom, you can't wear the same clothes you were wearing before you got in the shower
Why not?
Because it defeats the entire purpose of taking a shower in the first place
Oh, I think I get it
you're saying I need to buy some cologne to splash on my clothes to hide the smell? is that it?
Sometimes I wonder why I bother

 

by Tigerchild
12-04-02
Hi everyone. Tigerchild's inside cleaning my bedroom. she says it almost smells worse than my clothes
Oh Shit! PLEASE tell me that one didn't have a family!
The way I see it, it's my room I should be able to do what I like
PIZZA!? Who in the HELL sleeps with PIZZA underneath their pillow!?
Hey! That's my breakfast!
And I am NOT touching that coffee mug! It might try to sue me!

 

by Tigerchild
12-04-02
After being in there I've come to a conclusion about how to clean it
What's that?
Nuke it! It's the only way to be safe!
By the way, what was that green thing I stood on?
You killed Monty!? You heartless BITCH!

 

by Tigerchild
12-04-02
WHAT did you call me?
A heartless bitch! Do I have to repeat myself!?
Arrrrgh!!!!!
What'd you do!? What'd you do!?
The proper order has been restored

 

by Tigerchild
12-05-02
What the hell did you do to me?
You're a chicken. Live with it. Or apologise
But you killed my pet...um..thing!
You're telling me that you were keeping that thing as a pet and you don't even know what it was?
I was hoping to win a Nobel Prize!
Trust me, any trophies thast went in there would corrode and disintergrate after a few days

 

by Tigerchild
12-06-02
OK, I apologise for calling you a heartless bitch for ruining my only chance at a Nobel Prize. Can I have my own body back now?
And?
And thank you for trying to clean my bedroom even tough it's a pig-sty and completely unliveable
OK. Hold on. Bippity-boppity-boo! a ha ha. Always wanted to try that
Oh-oh. There seems to have been a slight...um...glitch
What? Glitch?..... Aww man! First a chicken now a squirrel!

 

by Tigerchild
12-06-02
Tigerchild, you've go to turn me back! I don't wanna live as a squirrel!
Sorry, Tom, I would love to help but I've got a hair appointment. See you in about an hour
She is such a Bitch!......um hi
Hi!!
Arrrrrrrggggh!!!!!
*Evil Laugh* That'll teach him

 

by Tigerchild
12-07-02
Hey, how was your day as a squirrel?
Tigerchild, did you forget to mention that you turned me into a FEMALE squirrel!?
I assumed you knew
Knew! knew! How could I have know that!?
ANOTHER squirrel could have shown you
Another? oh yeah......wait a minute! How'd you know? YOU $£@~%!!?

 

by Tigerchild
12-08-02
(sobs pathetically) Please will you turn me back? I won't ever, ever call you a bitch again
I will..........but only if you say you've learned your lesson
I-sob-will-sob-never, ever call you a bitch again, ever, now pleeeeeease turn me back!
ok, ok, now then, how does it go? oh yeah, bippity, boppity, er, um, wait for it............BOO!!! (ha ha, I just lurve saying that!)
Thank you...........but why do I still have a tail?
because there has to be something to make this strip funny

 

by Tigerchild
12-09-02
For you viewing pleasure Tom and Tigerchild will now perform a scene from 'Girl, Interrupted'
You don't want me, I'm crazy girl
You're crazy so we can't have on night of bliss?
I'm a crazy girl
You see purple people? My friend saw purple people. then one day some guys from the state came and put him away. He didn't like that so he told them he didn't see them anymore
He got better?
Nah, he still sees 'em he just don't tell anyone

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