All comics by Tom_Hung

 

by Tom_Hung
3-18-01
The Blue Vulture tries to get a piece
any good ones?
ok, the responses are in
Apparently, your article got rejected because of the nude photo. And the editor wants you to have her baby.
They don't call me the Blue One-Eyed Monster for nothing.
Also, your mom is very impressed; judging by HER nude photo.

 

by Tom_Hung
3-18-01
Stick Man gets raped once again.
I'm sorry you had to witness that, Bot.
That was the most horrible thing i've ever seen!
Yeah, it hurt, too.
No, i mean, that guy was wearing a mumu!
Nevermind, asshole.
Those are SO last season. What did you think i meant?

 

by Tom_Hung
3-18-01
Bubba the gay clown joins the army.
Why the hell did i do this! I hate the gay oppression.
all right, you gay fuck, you know the drill. face the barbed wire and spread'em!
Oh, you're one of THOSE soldiers. it's okay, but i go next, okay?
My god, you stink! What the hell is that! i'm outta here!
Once again the asshole proves mightier than the, oh, hell, this whole thig was stupid, wasn't it?
never underestimate the power of the Radiant Asshole!
Don't come near me! put that thig away!

 

by Tom_Hung
3-19-01
Dildo marvels at all the french assholes in the world.
My God! They're everywhere!
I faut en your general direcsion!
Confused, he attends a self-help group to look for answers.
Hi, my name is Dildo.......
hi, dildo..........
Unfortunately, Stick Man and Bot don't understand.
So let me get this straight - That thing is a good three feet long, and you're bitching to us?
My god, talk about an asshole! put a condom on or something, Jesus!

 

by Tom_Hung
3-20-01
Russ goes to a single's bar.
Sweet Jesus, she's ugly!
You are my love! Kiss me!
Seeing no escape, he quickly downs 5 beers and 7 whiskeys, (or maybe they were bourbons?) and waits impatiently for the effects to kick in.
Please, please, c'mon....
I give you good loving all night!
Fuck.
You like it rough? I give you rough!

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