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by Tp4u
7-26-06
Ok I kep't my end of the deal I did not eat you and gave you six pound's of cheese . Now where are the good's!!
Esssh...I hid your catnip outside over the fence in the Neighbor's yard.
Yo I thought my cat said he got rid of you?
You can say I just got rid of him. Thank's to the Jhonson's new dog across the fence......Bitch.
Later after a animal related funeral.
Let's see ..let's ask jeev's where to get a non-stuiped animal.

 

by Tp4u
7-26-06
I bet Ten Buck's say that new girl kim is a lez I can just feel it.
Hmmm ten buck's you say...hmmmmmmm.
Hey kim Im just asking out of the blue are you a lez by chance?
No Jackass I am not.
Wtf...why did you do that?
Beacuse you now owe me ten buck's for loseing the bet that's why...Now pay up.

 

by Tp4u
7-26-06
Guy's up here are so Un-mature. I wish there was at least one guy who was grown up.
Yeah I know what you mean. I wish that too.
WAKE UP!!!!! ...you stuiped bimbo's no dream guy is at this run down school so you can just stop dreaming ok...IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!.
...................
Later that day.
I heard what you told those girl's today. Why did you do that now you are going to be ingored by every girl now.
Maybe so yet it is a small price to pay...but now they can stop dreaming about the prince charming S.O.B....and get stuck with one of us lowlife's.

 

by Tp4u
7-26-06
Ki...ll...K...ill...Ki..ll...KILL!
Whoa!.....You think that stuttering talk and kinfe bullshit...scare's me...Your a damn idiot!
Let's see chapter three...If your victim is not scared of you...rethink becomeing a killer you may just be a sissy......Or if you think your just haveing bad luck try to scare your victim once more.
..................Wtf is he reading?
Ummmmmmmm...Ki.....
If you finish that word and it's kill im going to kick your ass....you do know that right?

 

by Tp4u
7-26-06
At Kims House.
Awwwwww....Thank you for coming over to kill that bug in my house your soooo sweet.
No problem I know how girl's can be afriad of stuiped bug's I have two sister's...So after I kill this bug you wanna go out?
Maybe....depends if you can kill it and make sure it's dead for good.
trust me I will kick that bug's ass to the afterlife.
In Kims Room.
Bring it you son of a bitch.
Holy shit....Im in deep trouble.

 

by Tp4u
7-27-06
And that my friend is how you take a human life..Pretty simple if you think about it.
I see and how long have you been killing?
That chick was my first one I hated her cause she cheated off my paper and I had a chance to teach a skill to someone so...I thought it was pretty much win-win.
Does not mater now that I know the correct way to kill!!!... I CAN KILL YOU AND START MY REGIN OF HORROR!!!...MWAHAHAHA!
Shut the fuck up before I kick your ass...I killed a cheating bitch I sure as hell can kill you!
Im sorry I got a bit carried away.

 

by Tp4u
12-08-06
At Kim's farm.
So like I told the farmer to screw off because if he touched my utter's just once more I was going to sue him for sexual Harassment.
But you do know your a cow right?
I know but I think It's wrong for a grown man to feel on me like that...how would you like it if he did it to you huh?
Well im a bull i don't have thing's hard like you I just graze in the feild's until Im harvested for meat.
Oh..let's just agree to dissagree ok?..Well Im off to be touched by a strange man.
I guess....well im off to graze until I die then..

 

by Tp4u
12-08-06
News Room.
This just in the "High county school"..Has just went up in flames!!!
Trek's Room.
Lucky bastard's!!!
10 Min Later.
All children in the school died.
I still stand by my statement.

 

by Tp4u
12-08-06
Downtown.
Hey Buddy.
Me?
Wanna Buy some games I found in a Empty house?
Ummm...I just left that house to go shopping..and don't want to be rude but those are my games.
I said do you want to buy them!!
I will take everything you got.

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