Priest & Punk's epiphany by TurdFerguson3-05-04 Pastor Bob visits a punk rock show What a troubled youth. . . Lick my balls you rabid monkey-girl!!! Fuck yeah!! Hey holy dumbshit!!! Get off of our goddamn stage!! Just leaving. . .wait! Nice rhythm. Boop.Boop.Beep. How'd you like to earn some money , young man? Please perform at our Sunday Mass. I want to attract youth to our facility. Yes!! Pot money from the clergy. Sounds like the title of a song!!!
Mr. Bill gets canned by TurdFerguson3-05-04 Dear Mr. Bill. Due to your recent hair loss our complany has no choice but to let you go. . . You understand, right Mr. Bizzle? Why I'll ge that CEO of whatever company owns me. . . I'ma sorry, dawg. I hate to see you go but. . . shit . . .you're canned.
The Ambiguously Gay Trio? by TurdFerguson3-23-04 Think I could join Ace and Gary? What? The Ambiguously Gay Duo. Think they'd make it a trio? Er. Well? How about the threesome? I'll bet that they'd say yes in a heartbeat.
