All comics by Uncannyguy

 

by Uncannyguy
6-08-03
3000 years after the penguins in dresses vs. zombie wars
I will now strike you with my scraggly weed thingy.
Time out! My arm fell off again!
And the question remains the same.
Wow, this is the climax?
I wouldn't know, I'm a dog on a ball and I have no understanding of the english language, Heck it's a miracle that I'm talking
Why the hell did they put TNT in a rocket?
Blame Sega Saturn.

 

by Uncannyguy
6-09-03
Yo yo yo! what is up my dawg, maybe I can hook you up with a little somethin somethin.
uh, no. I'm able to find my own date thank you.
That's fine ma man, but my hands appear to be stuck.
Yay! I have no potatoes!

 

by Uncannyguy
6-09-03
I'm a talking phone!
I feel no need for your personification.
I don't want to speak to you anymore!
Dude! I'm where i'n a kickass tophat!
This Uncannyguy guy, needs to be shot. hmmmm, and maybe I should get rid of that body.

 

by Uncannyguy
6-12-03
Welcome to the Holy Burger, May I take your order?
Yes, I would like the savior burger combo.
I what size? We have pagan, semi-holy and divine.
Better give me divine.
Ok, that comes to three hail mary's and an our father.
That price is outrageous!

 

by Uncannyguy
6-12-03
Story of my life
Well I think it is now time for some hardcore studying!
Who are you?
I'm your fun side. Why are you cooped up studying on such a nice day, like today?
Well, why does a hallucination of mine have a cooler outfit then me?
Communism my friend! It's the only way to get such cool costumes!

 

by Uncannyguy
6-12-03
Welcome to the Holy Burger, may I take your order?
I don't know what would you suggest?
How about the sacred chicken sandwich?
hmmmmmm....
Could you hurry up, it is Sunday.
hmmmmmm...

 

by Uncannyguy
6-12-03
25.987253059361424857 bajillion million years later
Is he ever going to order? Maybe I should get the manager.
hmmmmmm.......
I'm getting the manager and explaining this to him, He always knows what to do in this situation.
hmmmmm.......
I'm the messiah, so you better buya!!
hmmmmm..... give me some water.

 

by Uncannyguy
6-13-03
QUACK!!
Isn't this the Holy Burger?
QUACK!!
Why is a duck behind the counter? and where is the regular cashier?
I'm here to deliver food from the Holy Bur...... uh-oh!
Shhhhh, someone might here you!!

 

by Uncannyguy
6-13-03
So let me get this straight, you ordered food from my holy restaurant and now you want me to make a quick get away so your boss doesn't find out.
yup
No problem
huh?
What's his rush?

 

by Uncannyguy
6-14-03
Hey man, how's it going with Mandy?
Good I guess, I think she might be mad though, I did forget her birhtday, where our past five dates were and I called her fat a couple of times.
Wow, that was dumb!
Yeah I know.
Do you think she'll forgive you?
I dunno, her temper can get out of control sometimes.

 

by Uncannyguy
6-14-03
Hey man, Hows it going with Mandy?
Good I guess, I think she's mad, because I forgot her birthday, where our last five dates were and I called her fat a few times.
That was dumb!
Yeah I know.
Do you think she'll get over It?
I don't know, her temper is pretty furious. Is it cold here or is it me?

 

by Uncannyguy
6-16-03
The enemy is on top of us, but we must not give up!
We will fight them back until the very last one is dead on the ground burning from our flames of courage!
You really take Risk to seriously.
What's that I hear? Oh, it's the firery wrath coming on you from my dice of death.

 

by Uncannyguy
4-20-04
And now back to 'Jumping to Conclusions Theatre'
AHA! A Terrorist! And right infront of the Whitehouse aswell, you didn't plan this attack well did you?
I have no idea what you are talking about, I work at the supermarket, my name is Jacob.
Oh dear what will happen next?
Just what i thought a terrorist would say! Come on! Let's fight!
I sort fruit!
This eats donkey feces.....
Yeah it is definatly terrorist fruit! I swear by the flag, you are going down!
I have a feeling this isn't over.....I really should have just stayed home today.

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