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| Oh, Wink Martindale, game show host supreme / I'd pay a hundred dollars to watch you pose and preen | |
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| you asked me to bend over, but I said "no thanks" / I'm saving my anal virginity for Mister Bob Eubanks | |
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| Alex Trebek, I see you're back to get inside my pants / but every time I tell you no, you do the Hammer dance | |
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| And your other annoying tendency that I forgot to mention / is that when I moan your name in bed, you say, "Put it in the form of a question" | |
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| And now I fade into the night / but before I get off track | |
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| I just got fifty dollars to go blow Pat Sajak | |
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