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Lost Gems From The Vaults
CC278: Jesus Tells All
by
UnknownEric
3-11-05
Jesus, is it true that you died on the cross for our sins?
Well, yes and no.
Yes and no?
I mean, "your sins" was the PR-approved reason, but really...
Do you have any idea how much pussy you get after you come back from the DEAD?
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12/31/02 - Tonight's Television Listings
01/25/03 - CC166: In The Field Where I Lie
02/03/03 - The Tom Tom Club Revisited
06/24/03 - CC194: Fine Ham Abounds
07/22/03 - Hi, Koo!
08/04/03 - CC202: Lost Highway in 3 panels...
09/10/03 - Blockin' Out The Scenery, Breakin' My Mind...
09/11/03 - As real as it may seeeeeem, it was only in my dreaaaaaams...
09/17/03 - CC211: Pink Floyd's "Animals."
11/17/03 - FTC#9: That Age Old Question Again
01/10/04 - Lord of the Donuts
01/27/04 - The Impotence Of Being Ernest
02/03/04 - FTC#21: The Truth Hurts
02/12/04 - CC232: weridness beoned all resson
02/12/04 - CC232: strive for the bizzare.
02/12/04 - Worst Things To Say After Sexual Relations.
02/14/04 - Franco-American Trade
02/20/04 - Jesus tastes yummy. (Inspired by a FGH thread)
03/19/04 - A Champion of the People (?)
03/30/04 - CC238: A small town Saturday night.
03/30/04 - CC238: Misunderstanding No. 666
03/31/04 - CC238: Pretty much true.
04/08/04 - CC239: Yet another side of Bob Dylan...
04/09/04 - CC239: Nick Lowe, as interpreted by Elvis Costello
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04/23/04 - They're in your grocer's freezer!
04/27/04 - Misunderstanding No. 3,421
04/29/04 - An Infomercial I'd Like To See
05/07/04 - Eric the Unstoppable Sex Machine
05/10/04 - Eric the Unstoppable Sex Machine II
05/11/04 - Russell Simmons' Def Poetry Jam
05/27/04 - Go Ask Jesus Version 1.0
06/02/04 - Harry Potter and the Astonishing Vagina.
06/02/04 - If pornography were like wrestling (not safe for anyone)...
06/03/04 - Badly Misheard Jay-Z Lyrics
06/05/04 - Worst. Bowie Pun. Ever.
08/03/04 - Conversations With Dead People
09/13/04 - Reinterpreting the classics: The Smiths 1984.
09/17/04 - Misunderstanding No. 4,341
10/27/04 - A Brief History of the United States of America.
10/31/04 - Pitching A Teen Sex Romp.
11/23/04 - Point Counterpoint.
01/25/05 - Huey Lewis' Fairweather Johnson
02/11/05 - Not Yet FDA Approved!
03/01/05 - ~~~
04/06/05 - Funky Ass Shit
05/06/05 - An Interview With A Pirate
05/11/05 - Truth in Cheerleading
10/21/05 - The guy from Queensryche has sex.
11/10/05 - Do The Batusi.
03/14/06 - The Hummers They Are A-Sellin'
06/20/06 - Analcaine Blues
09/13/06 - 1337 Children's Games
12/14/06 - Civil Rights Flashback
11/16/06 - Speechifying
11/03/06 - Robert Palmer in the Robot Lab
07/31/06 - Gets No Lamer.
06/21/06 - A Groaner.
03/13/06 - Bon Jovi vs. Zombies
11/22/05 - The Christmas Shoes. (Songs I Despise, Volume 1)
01/30/07 - Rapid Hand Movement
01/16/07 - The Electric Dolphin Song.
01/16/07 - If life were like grammar school.
12/28/06 - In The Wrong Neighborhood After Dark
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10/18/05 - CC301: Everyone Loves A Good Fart Joke.
08/29/05 - One Hit Wonder Woman.
06/22/05 - CC286: Forget Gitmo
03/11/05 - CC278: Jesus Tells All
02/05/05 - Canadian Exchange Rates and You.
09/17/04 - CC258: 'Ere comes the MPAA, mateys.
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03/26/03 - Misunderstanding No. 4
02/22/07 - Sly and the Family Rodent
03/25/07 - Pink Maple Leaf
04/14/07 - Puns in the Face
06/13/07 - The More You Know
05/10/07 - Laverne and TOBOR.
06/04/07 - CC357: Here Come De Juggs
07/25/07 - Why Family Circus is Only One Panel: 7/7/07
03/16/07 - Eddie $.
01/24/08 - Kimmie "Buttsex" Clemens
12/19/07 - World's Worst Drug Dealer
11/01/07 - The Logorhythms of Love
10/18/07 - Advertising 101.
10/15/07 - Politics and Sodomy (Non-Larry Craig Edition)
10/15/07 - No More Homely Nights
02/14/08 - What Do You Think?
04/21/08 - Groan.
04/16/08 - Inappropriate Oldies DJ
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09/16/08 - This Strip is Poison.
04/08/08 - Tentacle Rape
09/10/08 - The Moons of Tattooine
09/18/08 - Why Family Circus is Only One Panel - 9/17/08
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03/12/10 - World's Best Pickup Lines
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