All comics by VwlsRStpd

 

by VwlsRStpd
7-30-02
A day at the park for Bob
what a cute squirrel!
Daz fo schizzle yo! I read yizzous thought fa sheezy!
hmmmm, you're a ghetto mind reading squirrel that can talk
belie'dat fo schizzle!
ummm.... i ate your mom

 

by VwlsRStpd
7-30-02
Harharrharhar i think the gates of hell are in this very graveyard son!
dad, i live there , i think i would know
why did you call me dad? you're not my son! im a pirate harharhar!
i never called you dad! lets enter the gate now
hey hun! im a pirrrrrate! want to hav e dinner sometime?
don't ask a devils wife that again!

 

by VwlsRStpd
7-30-02
fo schizzle, i be afta yallz afta yallz insulted my old lady in the park
i never did such thing dude!
owww. you hurt my crotch
fo schizzle!
the ghetto mind reading squirrel attacked me!
you think you got problems?

 

by VwlsRStpd
7-31-02
damn lab tests giving me only one ear
more tests
nah, im here to take you away and hold you for ransom!
To be continued...
doesn't the birdy bible say you can't do that? and longnecked bluefeathered great northern birdys are religious by nature!
who says im actually a longnecked bluefeathered great northern birdy thats religious by nature?

 

by VwlsRStpd
7-31-02
show me your mysticalness or ill hit you with my hammer
follow me to the magic mirror
ok i bet its very mystical as we are on the moon
yes of course watever you say
The hammer man msyteriously dissapeared after that
golly gosh im a lizard in a suit!
duh, ya didn't know that?

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-15-03
meet stupidhead
*sigh* christmas again
this is his girlfriend sarapatoona
you're missing your macrame class!
she noticed, now i get to eat my macrame!
meet stupidhead
woof!
nooooooooo!

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-15-03
look at that hottie
oh no its a priest
oh no he was turned into a robot cthulu, but i enjoy lovecraft
roar
*dies*
*dies*

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-15-03
a letter eh? in this cave?
take the mail or else ill get fired foo
the letter is too depressing now i hammer myself
crap.......ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, *ring ring*
some time later
the phone should actually give me the bandaid next time
take the mail or else ill get fired foo

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-15-03
damn man look what you did
i thought they were real nuts
whoa
yeah this is pretty cool man
are there any bathrooms around here
wow, magic bench and turn around action

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-15-03
oh no im in hell
damn right, mr claws
crap, what the hell did you do!
turned you into an elf, fool
wait why are we in hell again?
er....a......to be........continued?

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-15-03
sarapatoona, where in the world did you get that stool
it hatched from one of my eggs
well i supposed we crashed
yup i should go collect more rubbage for my lil hobo bag
youre no hobo
maybe so, but you are stupid

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-16-03
don't talk to me...im in a bad mood
what happened there jesus bob?
i missed my macrame class ok?
who cares, im now a dog on a ball, you dont look like you need macrame anyway
if i had a stringy sensation of delight then i could.......
wow i never knew jesus was such a loser

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-16-03
arrrrrr me matey, i hate inevitably falling through the time space continuum
we'll be arriving shortly, i am your guide
how do i work this contraption.....arrrrrr
use me, fool
they are selling my sword at this fine home appliance store, arr
damn right they are

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-16-03
the names satan okay!?!? i dropped pablo several billion years ago, i need to discuss some theological matters
what is it pablo?
in order to keep the earthsouls occupied we need to get your diaper off and get you off that cross
but the ladies like it
wahuh...? how do the ladies like that?
well, you gotta put some jim beam on, then they like the juicy all white meat, try it sometimes

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-16-03
get me moses
dummm...jesus, its me
the stoners are enjoying heaven too much, get rid of this backdrop
well... i ... don't...think that it would be a good idea
why is that mose def
because now we are here, fool

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-16-03
judith!
where is jeffries?
he can't take your soul, i will take his!
i love caroline!
chet, give the tower to me!
i love ITL

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-21-03
hey hevy devy devilmeister go get me some of those hellishly (heehehee) good burritos
oh jesus i love you when you ask me that i love you all the time, i luv daydreaming about you
as i was saying! get to work my disciple!
aw but dad!
you heard me son.... and keep your eyes off of that jesus guy up in heaven, there will be NO afterlife place-mixings!
we'll see what we can do about that! stupidhead father!

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-21-03
now i told you to take the garbage out tito!
durr...ehhhhh....gar bag?
well that is inustatenously matterficationless now
now don't be silly, those aren't even words!
to be continued. later. at some point.
oh yeah? well take this!
AHHHHH! the invitation!

 

by VwlsRStpd
8-21-03
this party=awesome, well J-Meister, i'd like you to meet my main dawg lemmy!
bah, well, i guess i can pass this over to moses now, hes a loser that fit for this lemmy guy
wassup moses, care to get me out of this trash can?
NEVARRRR LEMMY!!! HAHAHA IM HIGH ON SUGAR AND I WILL NEVER CHANGE!
well...anyways... do you enjoy my work?
well do you mean motorhead? in that case.... moses don't like crap HAHAHHAHA SUGAR HIGH!

 

by VwlsRStpd
2-10-04
wohoo im moses i am awesome i am in 11th version of this comic woohoooo r0x0rz j00r chicken pox0rz
aw hell naw dawg, check this out, i got all the time in the world i wont melt
bloody hell mate! im jewish and talking like 1337 british man... comeon man you said you got all the time in the world now you are a ninja
because i realized ninjas are just that much cooler than......... snowhax0rz or something
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE AUTHOR OF THIS CARTOON DOESN'T LIKE JOURNEY, BUT ONE OF THE DRUMMERS HAS SOME HELLA SICK FUSION PROJECTS (YOU GUYS PROBABLY DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT, THATS A PATTERN HERE)
i suppose we will go our seperate ways now
just like the journey song, homedawg hax0r b0x0r mx0x0r 1337z0r

 

by VwlsRStpd
3-26-05
don't do this to me laura
he can't resist my aroma. its a pinnacle. of what i do not know though...
i often times wonder if you actually ever loved me
i often wonder if you ever HAD A BRAIN! OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EL FINITO!
err... did you notice that?
yeah. yeah i did. our inner earths... have collided.

 

by VwlsRStpd
3-26-05
i'd just like to tell you, it's not every easter eve i bring chicks up here
honestly... i don't know what to say
and rightly so, there comes a time in every girls life when this happens
you know i'm jewish right?
er, what?!?! you're practically a nazi poster girl!
HAHAHA! its moses in disguise. FOOLED YOU!

 

by VwlsRStpd
3-27-05
Stupidhead gets a job interview. How delightfully tasty.
oh boy, my first job interview in a while
ablahava stupidhead,zhao are zhou doing zhouday? here vat undervater babiez azzhozhiated we have a zhob for zhou!
i'm in the process of stripping for you
zhexy zhexy zhexy mang, vhe like that here, let me get you my azzhozhiate
ACH FINISHEISER!
i can't quite get my shirt off...
genius. PURE genius. welcome to the firm.

 

by VwlsRStpd
3-27-05
welcome to easter fun place! admission is 12 dollars
look... i was assigned to ed norton...
oh tyler, little do you know...
look, give me what i want!
you mean being transformed into a female penguin? lucky you came here on easter day! we only offer it today! :-D
... this isn't what i expeceted. though it IS delightfully surprising.

 

by VwlsRStpd
3-27-05
At the end of all time and space..
gimme da moneyz stupid!
a gangaroo, never in my life i thought i would ever see one of these! engage mythical stupidhead powers NOW!
your efforts are futile. i am a direct descendent of a smurf and you know it! bow down to your CREATOR!
i shall pull an act that seems to work in everyone of these comics...
gaaaaaaaaaaaH!
matched with your own powers! in even LARGER FORM! oh i love the power of the innertent. or internet.

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