Red China vs Red Canada by W._D._Rhodes2-25-01 Meanwhile, in Red China... Wow, a rocket, I can use this to destroy the evil Canadian bunker! Now, all I have to do is initiate the launch sequence... I hope nothing goes horribly awry. Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Red China vs red Canada II by W._D._Rhodes2-25-01 Deep within the Canadian Pentagon... Commander, I just got a report that the Chinamen are lauching a rocket at us, Eh. Wow, that's terrible. Yeah, so uh, I need more Molson's to pay the mounties, Eh. Alright.
Jesus is hung over by W._D._Rhodes3-08-01 Boy, I'm really fuckin' drunk right now. that's because I gave you saki Fuck! that's what you get, you round eyed butt leprechan Me, I hate asiaans... Jesus I hate Jesus