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by WE_AM_1337
10-30-02
A day in the life of Shannon the Chatter
Haha....you like Slipknot? You're an idiot!
shut the fuck up u bitch! i hate u!
Uh huh. Please impress me with more of your mighty word probe!
wah I'm so depressed! I wanna die!
all the kiddies come out to play...
Did school let out or something?
U R lucky i have homework to do...or i would kick ur ass!

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-30-02
Hi, Shannon! Have you seen the hot pic on my profile?
oh no...a porn bot.
*IGGY!*
Hi, Shannon! Have you seen my hot pic on my profile?
*groan*

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-30-02
Hey baby! Show me your boobs on cam please!
Wow...you really know how to sweet talk all the ladies don't you? Fuck off you perv.
U bitch!
eat iggy!
tease.
*sigh*

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-30-02
So you think you are 1337? I am so much more 1337.
Liam...
seriously...you're wannabe 1337.
Liam...aren't you a cheerleader?
...............shut up, Shannon.
C'mon....show me the pom poms!

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-30-02
My name is Shawn...and I am so punk!! I am so hardcore! You can't fuck with me!
Hey Shawn....
What, you poser?
I heard Crystal was mad at you.
WHAT?? NOOO!! CRYSTAL BABY I'M SORRY!!
*snicker*

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-30-02
I take these muscle realxers....
I think I'm addicted to these Somas....but one more can't hurt.
and...well...they're pretty trippy.
Um...
I am the truth and the way!
say no to drugs, kids!
neat!
i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...!

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-30-02
shit...i took this pill an hour ago and i'm not feeling anything.
maybe i built up a tolerance?
Nope. There we go.
It's a small world after all...

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-30-02
I hate the American government...it's always fucking me over!
Um...so you live in a 3 story single family home, are being provided with an education, mom and dad bought you a Jeep and...you're complaining why?
well...um...
Because you're stupid, that's why!!
Ah, yes...i see your logic now.

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-30-02
Liam is a cheerleader at his highschool.
So uh...Liam?
Yeah?
How much do you love cheerleading?
OH MY GOD! I LOVE IT! I get to be on the field with all the popular kids...and...and...
Gotcha.
um....shit.

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-30-02
Windows.
what the?
System Error.
Ok...CTRL ALT DEL
Nice try...
Damn it...why won't you work?
To avoid seeing this message aagin....try running Linux.

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-31-02
Ahh Microsoft. How I love thee...
Reboot already...
I can't.
Why not?
'Why not', what?
Why can't you reboot?
I was rebooting....?

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-31-02
Always the outsider.
So, Shannon....get a load of the Republicans add campaign! Hahaha!
Umm...I'm a Republican, Josh.
...Really?
Yep.
So...was it like a life-style choice or were you born that way? How do you deal with the all the adversity?
Ummm....Josh...I'm about to slap you.

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-31-02
Why not to take 2 muscle relaxers when you only weigh 108lbs.
Bummer you're sick on Halloween, Shannon. I thought you told me you were going on a trip or something anyway?
*giggle* Turtles...
Ummm....Shannon?
Oh man...the spin is rooming!
You took another muscle relaxer, didn't you?
I can fly, MOM! I CAN FLY!

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-31-02
Why did i turn off my PM privacy?
Instant Message From - hungdude4u69: Hey, Baby! You ever flash the cam?!
Somehow the thought of strange men whacking off to my tits does not entice me...
hungdude4u69: Yeah, whatever. I bet you're a dude.
Nope. I'm very much a girl.
hungdude4u69: You could convince me by fla-
*IGGY*

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-31-02
So, Shannon, you going to the Hocico, Haujobb, and A23 show tonight?
No...i'm way too sick.
Bummer, you were looking foward to that.
yeah...i know.
Can I gloat about the fact that I'm going?
Sure...i'm on soma again...i'll just watch the pretty colors.

 

by WE_AM_1337
10-31-02
Rooster is strange.
Hey Shannon...
Hey Mike...
Would you let me cum all over your tits?
......
In a respectful way, of course.
Oh sure go for it.

 

by WE_AM_1337
11-01-02
I know he has black hair, but it's the closest thing i could come up with.
Hi, Shannon, I'm Billy Idol. I heard you were a big fan.
*drool*
Um...are you ok?
POUNCE!
OH DEAR LORD!
Oh c'mon...you know you like it!

 

by WE_AM_1337
11-01-02
Shannon Meets Billy Idol
Ok....promise to stay off of me?
But...i just wanna..."Ride ya pony! Mony mony!"
Shannon Meets Billy Idol
Stay away from my pony...
*grin*
Shannon Meets Billy Idol
AHHHH!
Your pony's mine, Idol!

 

by WE_AM_1337
11-04-02
Shannon, you have a bigger penis than I do.
....
A lot of people do, Mike.
...no bullshit.

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