All comics by Weezilwood

 

by Weezilwood
12-18-02
gutter wayz my mentality is ghetto a guerilla in this criminal war... we all rebels...
death before dishonor... bet i'll bomb on them first n@#$!s knew we came for murder pullin up in a herse
I'm young, strapped, an I don't give a f*&%. I'm hopeless! I live a thug life losin my focus baby... I'm troublesome.

 

by Weezilwood
12-18-02
Satan's hanging out in Paradise...
Why hast thou, Satan, broke the bounds prescrib'd to thy transgressions, and disturb'd... those whose dwelling God hath planted here in bliss?
Gabriel... who would not, finding way, break loose from Hell, though thither doom'd?
The tension grows between Gabriel and Satan...
Not that I less endure, or shrink from pain, Insulting Angel, well thou know'st I stood Thy fiercest... from hard assays and ill successes past A faithful Leader...
O sacred name of faithfulness profan'd!!!
God stops a potential war.
The Fiend lookt up and knew his mounted scale aloft: nor more; but fled murmuring, and with him fled the shades of night.

 

by Weezilwood
12-20-02
Hi, I'm emo.
What the hell is emo?
Well, I listen to whiny music, dress like all these other little whiners, and mope about all day.
What are you, a pansy or something? Why, in my day, I'd kick your ass then spit on you while you cry.
I think you need to get in touch with your feelings.
Why you little...

 

by Weezilwood
12-20-02
I love you Gorilla man.
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You're always saying the wrong thing.

 

by Weezilwood
12-20-02

 

by Weezilwood
12-20-02
Hello, Mr. Gorilla Man, sir. I've heard you've had problems with personal relations. Would you like to talk to me about them? After all, I'm the best goat psychologist west of the Mississippi.
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What are you, some kind of idiot?

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