All comics by Weirdoo

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by Weirdoo
11-14-05
Yo. Im weird. You got pie????
Why the hell are you talking to a tree?
Help a guy put a nail in his head, will ya?!
No thanks!
Meanwhile...
What happened to our background?
The government stole it.

 

by Weirdoo
11-14-05
You don't rock!
Cool!!!!!!
Cool. A bench!
Huh huh. Fire. Cool.

 

This once happened.
A skeleton. That's not cool! I have to kill it!
by Weirdoo, 11-14-05

 

by Weirdoo
11-14-05
These are my robots.
Beep.
Boop.
Hi frank.
My names not frank.
CHRISTMAS TIME!
He didn't get me pie. I will pout for a year, Then he will.

 

by Weirdoo
11-14-05
I am a donkey! Surrender to my mighty power!
Really... And i'm the queen of mongolia! Which I am!
What to do next to create some form of gag???
I WANT FUNNELCAKE!!!!
I am in sorrow! I have a knife though! Thats bad!
Umm... Can I do it?

 

by Weirdoo
11-14-05
You should really think about growing a beard?
I have one you brain-dead badger.
Iiiiiit's the cherry pie bop show!
I never agreed to this.
Your'e covered in germs!!!!!!!
Just play me!

 

by Weirdoo
11-14-05
Hi there! Who's my little piggy-wiggy?
Why haven't I killed you yet?
I need... Pie.
Really? I need funnelcake!
Wow. We have a lot in common!
Except I'm not an asshat.

 

by Weirdoo
11-14-05
Apparently, this is a pumpkin.
No crap.
These bombs look weird.
That wanker is going to die once I find my leg.

 

by Weirdoo
11-14-05
Boo.
That's so cliche I will kill you.
See... it had been awhile since we did an "Im gonna kill you" joke.
Now what was I doing?!

 

by Weirdoo
11-14-05
I want to google myself.
WHAT?!?! AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF THAT I WILL PUT BLOCKS TO EVERY SITE EXCEPT FOR A GEEKY WEBSITE ABOUT STAR TREK!
Then he needed to take a whiz...
Hi. Give me pie.
Hi. Give me pie.
I like bread!
That's not a penguin.

 

This is a desert.
I am too invisible too know.
by Weirdoo, 11-14-05

 

by Weirdoo
11-14-05
Greetings I am the G2-8925664-x and you are an asshat.
I thought the robots only said "beep"
COOKIES!
I'm weird
Something else happens...
It appears you can't view this site, because you suck!
I need a new computer

 

by Weirdoo
11-14-05
Sky squirrel looks weird.
How come I can read his thoughts?
Quack!
Llama! Llama! Llama! Llama! Llama! Llama!Llama! Llama!Llama! Llama!
The realazation...
This is such a pointless strip!
Took ya so long to figure that out?!?!

 

What?
I am the kitten-eating zxqwoips
WTF? This isn't even funny! I thought this was supposed to be funny! God!
by Weirdoo, 11-14-05

 

by Weirdoo
11-15-05
Hi Channel 3 news.
Hi. Funnelcake.
Baaaaa. You asshat.
I wish people would stop saying that, and start saying pie
To be continued...
And what do you say about piercings?
PIE.

 

by Weirdoo
11-15-05
Where's my mike? All I see is a fire. Huh huh. Cool!
What do you say about the economy?
I say... kittens.
And this is why...
Hmmm... cool!

 

by Weirdoo
11-15-05
I am a bug!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemme alone I'm reading my mail I wrote to myself!
When he got back from aspen...
*Whatever sound crabs make*
I was in aspen?
HOORAY! I'm in a happy place! I think this is the after-affect of the cough syrup.
Happy funtime gnome!!!!!!

 

by Weirdoo
11-15-05
AHH! OH MY GOD! WHY DID YOU DRAW THAT!?!??
Blaah! I am cthulhu!!!
Nobody cares anymore.
Beep.
Hey, where's cherry pie bop? I thought he would at least be in the punchline... not that there is one!

 

by Weirdoo
11-16-05
Hi. I'mweird. You got pie????
Thats the same dialouge from the first strip!!!!
Lo. Im gonna SLASH THIS AXE THROUGH... a piece of wood.
Wimp.
Shut up.
I didn't say anything.

 

by Weirdoo
11-16-05
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Whoops. I said something. Asshat.
Everyone around me is a craphead.

 

by Weirdoo
11-17-05
OOHH! FIRE!!!!!!
No shit sherlock....
In some thing, some where!
WOAH! Its like looken in a mirror!
GOD!! I'm fat!
fred...
well this is nice!
Welcome to hell

 

by Weirdoo
11-18-05
America. The country of stuff.
Why are you standing in front of the flag in a guy's yard?
I'm having second thoughts about putting that hampster in the microwave.... a little late.
Later that year...
Ho ho ho! Merry christmas!
We don't want any!

 

by Weirdoo
11-21-05
Way old way old scooby dooby gots my teeth way old way old come out and mash the uber things way old way old...............................
WHAT THE HELL?!?!??!!!?!?!?
Then he met inviso-man...
Ya know what's really weird? In this strip, the background is the same!!!!!!
Holy crap!
Wait.. there it goes.
You head head

 

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: BUY TAPES!!!!!
Lo.
I am a chicken. Please kill me because I didn't make a (#*@ punchline!!!!!1!
by Weirdoo, 11-21-05

 

by Weirdoo
11-25-05
Hey. A bug. Cool.
You dung heAd. Of course i'm a bug.
What the hell? You're going to a site themed around sausages? HAHA ASSHAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Cut the sass bolt head.
A tragic moment.
Now, hampster, what did I say about going near the microwave.
ASSHAAaa...

 

by Weirdoo
11-28-05
If you look up here there's subliminal advertising.
You look like a raindrop. An asshat raindrop.
THATS MY LINE!!!
Seriously, if you want to have non-ad thoughts don't look up here!
Get oot a tha garbage!
Since when are you scottish?
Coca-cola, it's the real thing. (OBEY!!!!!)
A floatin' arm, now you don't see those much anymore!
Why do you always carry a hammer?

 

by Weirdoo
11-28-05
If you look up here there's subliminal advertising.
You look like a raindrop. An asshat raindrop.
THATS MY LINE!!!
Seriously, if you want to have non-ad thoughts don't look up here!
Get oot a tha garbage!
Since when are you scottish?
Coca-cola, it's the real thing. (OBEY!!!!!)
A floatin' arm, now you don't see those much anymore!
Why do you always carry a hammer?

 

by Weirdoo
11-30-05
Hey, want a waffle?
IS THAT SOME KIND OF CHEAP SHOT AT MY MOTHER?!?!?!!?
As you see, this is a valley....
Wheres cherry pie bop?
Do you want to call a guy in Zimbabwe?
NO! Stop bugging me already!!!!!

 

by Weirdoo
12-01-05
Give me your keys.
I think I'm drunk... again.
I got some nuts.
HAHA NUTS!
Later...
My computer kicked me out, can I stay at your place?
Give me your keys.

 

by Weirdoo
12-02-05
And now with finance here's me! Finance means money. Thank you and goodnight!
At a different place at a different time....
HAHA! MY PLAN WORKED!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
In the same place...
This isn't the same place. Why am I hammering me?
Beep hat!

 

by Weirdoo
12-04-05
Cherry pie bop in deep thought...
If I were a kitten... I would be fluffy. That would be cool!
TOUCH ME AND YOUR DEAD!!!!!!!
Sorry man.
Well, I didn't do it!
Umm... why am I now a psychotic mailman?

 

I don't even know...
I am a chair.
BOOOO! I WILL ACT CLICHE UNTIL YOU LEND ME 3.50 BY SAYING BOOOOOO!
by Weirdoo, 12-04-05

 

Y'know there's a rumor that Weirdoo just randomly generated the background and you then added me. There wasn't even a character in my space. I heard it from Mr. Dunglebit
Who's Mr. Dunglebit?
by Weirdoo, 12-05-05

 

by Weirdoo
12-07-05
I am the mighty tiki god, ready to guide you, the chosen one, through this apocalyptic nightmare.
WE DON'T WANT ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!
In heaven.
Still suck?
That's what the christmas tree tells me.

 

by Weirdoo
12-09-05
I am a goat. I am a goat. I am a goat. I am a gooooooaaat!
He sure is a goat.
Hmm... fire. the struggle of man and nature.
Your house is on fire you idiot. Why are you pondering?

 

by Weirdoo
12-10-05
Cherry pie bop in deep thought part 2!!!
I'm gonna eat now.
I said assets.
SEE YOU CALLED ME AN ASSHAT AGAIN!
I'm a dwarf. I need to use the jhon.
Sorry cherry pie bop's uhh... NOT dead. Heh heh...

 

by Weirdoo
12-11-05
This guy reminds me of someone
He's an asshat
I'm from Britain.
Cool! So are you good luck? Do you make pizza? Are you gonna call me mate? Did you bring sushi?
I want to go to albinoblacksheep.com
You have to stop being such an asshat first.

 

by Weirdoo
12-18-05
DAAAAAA!
I never got the funnelcake I asked for in an early strip.
Hey, I never used this background before.
Hello.
Is that a mocha latte with whipped cream? I didn't know T-rex's were wussies.
Crap. The government approves of this.
I'm homeless. Can I make some waffles and crash it here? How much mustard do you put in the waffle mix?

 

by Weirdoo
12-18-05
Now this is weird and kinda creepy. It's even over my head. And i'm the CREATOR!
I stand.
I can sit for you.
I want to know that he makes it.

 

Bread with butters. I waaaaaaant some bread. B-R-E-A-D. Bread man! Give me bread. No really. GIVE ME BREAD OR I WILL CUT YOU!!!!!!!
by Weirdoo, 12-18-05

 

by Weirdoo
12-18-05
You're blocking my way. Get out.
I can't speak english you moron.
Okay I know you'll think i'm an asshat for this, but let me look up maggots.
An asshat... Perhaps. A FREAKING DORKY AWKWARD BUTT-MUNCH! 100% sure.
Y'know, I could use some gum or something.
I told you! You gotta be without gum during time-out.

 

by Weirdoo
12-18-05
Hmmm... an alien lookin' ghostish creature that came out of the ground. It's like sci-fi movie.
You idiot! I'm going to reach into your skull and make you braindead, and you ponder?!?!??!?!
Hmmm... I like this character. I'll draw me kicking his ass.
The hell you will!
Standing up comedy tour!
So I thought "Why not eat an apple?" and, believe it or not, that's just what I did! So then I-
YOU SUCK!

 

by Weirdoo
12-19-05
Hey! It's that goat!
Why does he try to talk to a freaking goat?
I AM THE GHOST OF LOOKIN WEIRD!
You sure do a good job of that.
Now can I go to albinoblacksheep.com?
Possibly. Punch yourself in the crotch.

 

by Weirdoo
12-19-05
It's real creepy that there's a TV in the middle of the desrt but I don't care.
My arse is on fire!! Please put it out Will Smith!!!
A guy with cement on his feet from the mafia, now theres something you don't see everyday. The weirdest part is that we're not even underwater.
Later...
Cool! The president's house!
Let's open it and steal stuff and kill the president and get caught and get put in jail and sued for $100,000 to get noticed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Weirdoo
12-20-05
Finally! Access to albinoblacksheep.com!
Page cannot be displayed. Try again later.
You're my new friend. No you can't have a say in this!
Okay.
You're gonna be my other friend, and don't tell me otherwise!
Who are you?

 

by Weirdoo
12-21-05
But then, cherry pie bop got a degree in teaching!
Umm... you're a bird. Is that a NOTE? Do an essay on being a bird or something.
YOU SUCK!
OOGA BOOGA WOOGA! OOGA BOOGA WOOGA!
I can't believe you're actually a vampire! YOU IDIOT!
Merry christmas.
AAA! ITS THE GRINCH!!

 

by Weirdoo
12-23-05
Whoa! A website about basketball nets? There's a lot of stuff on here.
Just surf the net! I don't want small talk.
Wanna... eat a waffle?
Whoa! What if we got caught! That's so risky!! I'M IN!!!!!
Get out of my trash!
You mean this isn't Holiday Inn?

 

OUR FIRST STRIP OF 2006!
SUCKS!
by Weirdoo, 1-09-06

 

by Weirdoo
1-10-06
I CAN TALK! IT'S A MIRACLE!
SHUT UP!
I found this in the attic. I'm gonna have some fun with this!
You blew up my house. AWESOME!
Yeah. Huh-huh that was cool.

 

by Weirdoo
1-12-06
This background is like... cool!
Yeah! It's cool!
OH NO I DIED!
Ha ha!
We should also make a comic strip.
Ok. I'll come on screen and go "Your a damn head!"

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