All comics by Werneck

 

Popping the question by Werneck 3-03-04
The Year Old Confesses I'm turning four soon. I prefer three year olds, but I guess a four year old will be ok.	But what about when I'm five? Well your not even four yet, we still have time.	Will you go out with me? OH MY GOD! My first R-E-A-L boyfriend!!! YES, I will!

 

Holiday Wishes by Werneck 3-03-04
The algebra teacher has his turn. What would you like Mr. Math Teacher? I need new shoes and new "parts".	Well what kind of shoes would you like? Kids in my class really like Converse Chuck Taylors. Can I have a pair of those?	Santa speaks the truth. What a poser...get a life. Time to face facts...your a nerd! But Santa...I'm a CHOKING HAZARD! Please help me!

 

Up in flames by Werneck 3-03-04
Tiffany finds her FIRE! wow FIRE! I wanna play!	I wonder what happens when I touch it!?	Tiffany answers her question. Ohh...i see!

 

Girl Talk by Werneck 3-05-04
While shopping one day... Venée he is totally checking you out! huh? what? where?	EWWWW!!!!	He is totally looking OVER my head! HaHa...I know! Mental High Five!

 

The Inside Joke by Werneck 3-05-04
Jordan and Venée get bored... Mental High Five.....OK Mental High Five.....OK	Codi acts like she's in on the joke... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA	YOU DON'T GET IT CODI! Yayaya, we know..you laugh when others laugh.

 

Amazing Human Tricks by Werneck 3-09-04
Tiffany and Codi... I can shoot chocolate milk out of my nose!!! I can make things reappear when I put on my glasses!	Jordan and Venée... I can mentally kick Venée! I can hold things with my bottom lip!	The English and Alebra teachers... Someone please get them help! Yes, those four have to much time on their hands!

 

Denial by Werneck 3-09-04
One day at Taco Bell... What would you like? Two nachos and two small cokes.	Ok Venée I got the food. Dude, that guy was totally checking out your butt. I told you not to wear such a short skirt.	Whatever! Who would even look at me? I'm so ugly! Shut up!

 

Tough Love by Werneck 3-09-04
Hmm... I'm on a mission..I'm on a mission	If she dumps me i'll kill myself.	Ok I'm a goner! You said if she dumps you you'll die! My turn...hehe!

 

Students vs. Homos Volleyball Game by Werneck 3-25-04
Yeah teachers! We will We will rock you!	OMG our school doesn't get any gayer! I'm not all that sure! Shoot me please!	Hallo! Ich bin sehr Gay! ACH!

 

Meet the OMers! by Werneck 3-26-04
One day... Hi I'm Hana! And I'm an OMer! Hi I'm Ben! I'm the Chaplains son AND I'm an OMer.	On that same day... This is so lame. My mom wouldn't let me get out so....I'm an OMer!	Jordan and Venée state the obvious... HAHA! Codi is an OMer. How gay?! Ya she gets to hang out with our school's biggest geeks!

 

Fatal Attraction by Werneck 3-26-04
Tiffany and Codi... I attract hamsters. I attract 3year olds.	Jordan and Venée... I attract dogs. Hmm...no comment.	SHUT UP Venée!!! I didn't say anything.

 

Nightmare by Werneck 3-26-04
We are gathered here today to join...	The beloved couple... Mrs. Atterberry Herr Hieke	Venée wakes up... oh my god! oh my god! bad dream!!!

 

Colors by Werneck 3-30-04
One day at Jordan's house playing MASH... Haha..my nails are so gay, they are piggy pink. Hmm..i'm guessing you got bored?!	Ok..so now we have to pick out your house color. Hmm...piggy purple?! Dude..what the heck is PIGGY PURPLE? That isn't a freakin color!	Oh..haha...your right sorry..i'm so lame! I forgive your stupidness. I guess i'm used to it by now.

 

Dumb Joke by Werneck 3-30-04
Look Up!!!		Now your not looking down!

 

SMS is lame by Werneck 4-01-04
After the lame basketball game while walking around... Shoot me Jordan! Just get it over with! I know our school is a total nut house.	These have to be paid good to make such asses of themselves in public. I think they are trying to be cool.	OMG, what is their defition of cool? I don't think we want to know.

 

Flying Pies by Werneck 4-05-04
Hallo. Ich bin Mikel der FAG!	Do we have any pies to throw at him? Ya hold up let me throw it!	CAUTION FLYING PIES!!! ACH! So nicht keewwwl.

 

Popcorn by Werneck 4-25-04
One day during lunch... Haha...there is mission boy! I'M ON A MISSION! I'M ON A MISSION! haha	I'm on a mission! He's probably thinking.."What color should i paint my toe nails?"!	Awkward silence to Codi's stupid comment... (while throwing popcorn at Venée!) haha Why the hell did you just throw cheese popcorn at me? Just cuz u said something totally lame? Well that was lame too!

 

The Lone Star State by Werneck 2-04-06
Once upon a time a cowboy found himself in El Paso, TX... Well, you don't look like you belong here in this Texas Ya well, you don't look like you belong in El Paso	Lil' Juan was amazed by the fellow Texan's ignorance.... El Paso??? Ain't that in Mexico? You "cowboys" don't know much bout your own state do you?	The truth comes out... Uhh....oh, do you know where Brokeback Mountain is? Best mountains we have around here are the Franklin Mts...you won't find any cows up there...

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