All comics by WhiteBoyBob

 

by WhiteBoyBob
3-05-01
Would-be lovers Darren and Firth meet and plan their future
Hello Firth my friend! Wanta start a band?
Sure, we'll need some cocky git though
Darren changes his image, trying to gain a Firth-alike appearance, and goes searching for such a person
Err, yo! Wanta be in a band, Kris? Me and Firth adore you and would love it if you could
Sure, I'm lead though cause you guys suck!
The band never comes to fruitation and Darren just ends up hanging around him all the time
Please TBP get this guy away from me!!
Okay, but you better pay me well for this!

 

by WhiteBoyBob
3-05-01
After seeing losing Darren, Firth tries to find a new companion with Kris's help
Man, I'm so lonely without Farrar. Can you get me someone, Kris?
God, when am I gonna get to do Jo with all this hassle? Arggghh!!
Kris hooks Firth up with the closest jailbait he can find
mmm, not bad in a Lolita way
Oooh baby you look good enough to eat
With Firth off to the hospital, Kris gets back to more pressing issues
Hey baby, I don't care who your dad is, let's get it on!
hmm he's got a bad rap what should I do?

 

by WhiteBoyBob
3-10-01
Aunt John recieves his latest post from obsessed fan Fat "Stan" Lutener
We could have been together Aunt John, think about it! You ruined it now! I hope you sleep and dream about it!
Jeez not this guy again!!
......truely yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
Argghhhh!!!!
To try stop his advances, Aunt J meets Stan
Clown?
What's with the clown clothes, belly and make-up?

 

by WhiteBoyBob
3-10-01
Having trouble getting gigs, Firth goes on behalf of the band to see musical guru Craig David
Man! We gotta get this band together!.....Man!
Use the force, Luke!
David's passes on his power to Firth
My names not Luke? What force?
The force has served me well but I grow old so I now pass it on to you. Use it wisely!
...and with that CD loses his power and Firth is imbued with the force.....Gay Hair! Stay tuned to see it's effect on the band!
The force is mine!! Look out world, here comes Blink!!
Use the gift well my son, seek out The Phil to help you control it's powers

 

by WhiteBoyBob
3-10-01
With his newly imbued powers, Firth goes in search of his fellow band members
Aw shit its Firth! Ahh hate tha' sad fec, aahhh!!
Notice anyhting different, Tom? You seen Haribo or Faz around?
I saw em at Uki, sumet about a gig. Errr I gotta go
Ok, friend! They must be waiting for me, ha they wouldn't do a gig without me you know?! Catch you later, pal!
....and so Firth ventures off to the Uki, and possible stardom.
Damn if I was anymore of a Gay Icon, it'd be criminal!
Does Firth become a star? Did the band really have a gig? If so, did they not tell Firth on purpose? Don't you hate cliffhangers? All these questions and more will be answered next episode!!

Showing page 1.