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by WildeSoapy
8-29-03
The second worst comic ever
Fuck you
STFU N00b
I'm sorry, can I kill you
No but you can suck my anus
Okay
I HAVE NOBODY!

 

by WildeSoapy
8-29-03
Back again, jordan has hammer his head
I fucking hammer my head
N00b fag
Peter is gay,
I have no hair
That's fucking hot
To be continued
Guess what?
*shocked*

 

by WildeSoapy
8-29-03
...Continued
"You are gay, fagtron prime exodiues prime AlphaX900" Love Jom
I'm sad
I hammered myself again
IARGH!
IS THIS THE END!?
I going 2 fucking knife you bitch
NO!

 

by WildeSoapy
8-29-03
Peter is dead, cause he hypnotised Jordan
Bitch got knifed
*Is dead*
I like having no people!
done, or is it?!
ow

 

by WildeSoapy
8-29-03
Finally, I'm serious
I met this cool girl the other day.
Cool? What's her name
I'm down in the dumps, I don't know if she likes me or not.
That's cool. BUt what's her fucking name?!
I don't know.
You're hopeless

 

by WildeSoapy
8-29-03
A problem is soon forth and what not
I'm taking her to the Bad Religion Concert
I thought you were taking me!
WTF!?
I only have two tickets though.
Why am I black?
Oh NO!
I have no hair
Fuck You*Is now evil*

 

by WildeSoapy
8-29-03
On the computer Jordan talks to his friend Spike....
u r 2 koo 2 b here. LOL ROFL STFU!!11
This kid is fucking gay. He has no hair and probably wants to suck some dick
DON'T FUCK MESS WITH JORDAN!
I heard you. Now I'm going to fucking eat you
OH FUCK

 

by WildeSoapy
8-29-03
Spike was just joking
Hey. I got a hammer and nail. I was going to eat you with them but you can't eat someone with a hammer and nail
I love COWBOY BEBOP
Else Where...
Hey Spike. Let's talk about jordan behind his back while I get ever fattier and less attractive.
I love COWBOY BEPOP!
WHOA!
If you didn't know, I'm the new Jordan. The other one didn't have hair.

 

by WildeSoapy
8-29-03
om2 hi2u
What's up Spike? SPIKE WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!
I had to give Joe death, cause he was all fat and taking up space
In hell aka Gayvill aka KS's house
Joe you done got fucked up
Me hungy. SO hungy
Back with the no stupid kids
Let's go spit on Joe's Grave
Okay. I love cowboy bebop

 

by WildeSoapy
8-29-03
Back in hell, gayville, or KS's House
Why am i a clown? Oh well i'm a so gay and love WC3 and gundam
Me ate my sammich. I are still hungy
Back with the heros.
Want to go play SC?
Fuck Yeah!
At their homes...
KS just got beaten by us. He even had 5 comps.
He got fucked over. Cowboy Bebop is way better than Gundam

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
Jordan tries to convice people online his comic skills
Hey want to see my comic?
From the scree her receives an annoying message.
Having a webcomic with increase your penis by 75% Having a webcomic with increase your penis by 75% Having a webcomic with increase your penis by 75% Having a webcomic with increase your penis by 75%
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Jordan always wins
I already fucking knew that, why the hell do you think I made this piece of shit.
It's very true by the way.

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
We return to our heroes
I got new clothes.
Cool. I have a Bad Religion Tee-Shirt. Want to go laugh at fat people
Our heroes find themselves calling Joe fat and gay and so forth
Man, he's eating a 'sammich' Spike. Let's do something else.
Me got sammich. Me so hapy, and still so hungy...
Our heros return to laugh at past experiences.
So then it goes Having a webcomic with increase your penis by 75%
HAH!

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
What. The. Fuck.
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Holy Fuck! It's the bad guy from 24!
...SO then the Arabrian goes...
Heh
WTF
Fuck you George Bush you get no fucking Bombs!
Pooh, how about just a a Chicken Nugget Happy meal with one of those cute little Digimons. What that's not a Digimon! THAT'S A FUCKING PRETZEL! AHHHH!

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
We find our heroes engage in flashbacks
Why the fuck do you have that sign?
I was going to go protest but here's what happened...
"So there I was in the middle of the thing...
War is bad
Give Piece a chance! Let gay porn exist.
So I did the only human thing and beat the fuck out of the guy. Not because he was gay but because he was a hippie. Fucking hippies
Fuckining Hippie
Fuckin' hippie ass bastard protesing my wars

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
To the MALL WE GO!
Should we go help those people back there?
No I have $100, let's go to the mall. Those people are fucking morons for crashing
To the mall they go...but trouble lurkers!
Hey Spike and Jordan, what do you guys want?
Uh...let's see
Eww... KS came to the mall today obviously
Hurry up spike this guy behind me is trying to get in my pants. Hey you get the fuck away!
Please pet my puppy. The one that looks like a sock and has little button eyes and velcro ears.

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
We meet the newest character
Hey Jordan what's up?
Yay. Spike me Will
Fuck Yeah. More people.
What about me. You fuckholes
God damn it. My older version has showed up. Let's ran away. With our unpoorly drawn bodies.
Damn. You've one this round...

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
Will changed into something else
The other Wll didn't go so well. So we made him different.
I stole Spikes costume. Sorry Spike.
It's okay I'm the only one of use with two different clothing styles.
Jesus Christ i'm unoriginal
Note: Fuck you if you don't like my comics
Amen to that.
Amen to that.

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
Jordan decided to show all the characters rather than write some more shit.
I'm the main character and have a huge penis. Having your own webcomic with increase your penis by 75%
I'm Spike. I like Cowboy Bebop. Fuck yeah.
I'm Orlando. This is the first time you get my name. I'm actually a red headed, but I'll dye my hair for any reason.
I'm Will. This is my third comic. Make me say something funny Jordan. "You are a fuckhead"...Nice.
Note: I like Bad Religion
I'm the orignal main character. But Apparently I wasn't good enough, at least I'm better than Joe and KS, they suck dick.
I'm fucking good at this.

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
Jordan and Spike find themselves in a predictament
Dude we might lose.
That would seriously suck.
What do you call Cheese than isn't yours...
Don't worry. I'm here, plus I have bitches for all of us.
Are you winning Orlando?
NACHO CHEESE!
You got screwed Jordan. No one for you. l33t d00d76: Ah, I'll get one in the next comic strip. The sad thing is I just blabbed to everyone how non of us have girlfriends. END MESSAGE
Why in the flying fuck are we outside?

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
Note: The title is a cool song by Bad Religion
Very faggotesc title, eh Joe?
Me agree. Me still hungy though
I am the American Jesus, rar!
We need to get some new fuckin material.
Let's copy Stoned Goat.

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
I'm out of ideas right now.

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
Jordan is basically color blind
I thought it would be racist if we didn't have a black character. So I got this kid.
I'm the token black guy.
Fuck.
It's okay. At least this isn't pro-white.
Just kidding folks
Oh no this comic is. DIE
Fucker.

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
Ahhhhh. That's better
Holy God, what the fuck did she eat!?
Crazy ass human eating bitch...

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
We find Jordan hanging around LUE because he was dumped.
Omg. So then I teh s3xxor3d her face with my 133t cock. Then she ravage my manhood with her tongue.
A VERY DESCRIPTIVE WORDING OF THIS EXPERIENCE THAT WILL MAKE US SEE MENTAL IMAGES. NOW! And why the fuck is the Christmas tree up?
We find Jordan listening to others thought with his telepathy
I wonder what I should have for dinner
Seriously get the fuck out of here. I'm here, you have no hair and got crapped out just a single strip ago and you fuckin' smell.
Jordan's brother decides to appear and the such. (And if you laughed at this, your probably retarded)
Jordan you fucking douchebag get off the computer. I need to use AIM
Jeez, hold on. I'll be done soon.

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
"I remember the time I rented Suikoden 2"-Spike
Oh Man, I'm getting a Flashback
...the...fuck?
"It was back in the 80's, when gay was fashionable"
I love Suikoden 2, but why the fuck do pixies keep cuming in my head?
"It's not pixies"
NOTE: This was suppose to be funny, if you didn't laugh i think you may be retarded. That or you are a fuckhole.
Turns out I had an orgy in my head. Fuck Yeah
Happened to me once...twice

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
We find our heros at the may, minus Will. And the bitches, they no here
Care to suck my teet? Want to toss some salad in the back room, with me? Can I ravage your, controller
"Dude, HOLY SHIT, is that..RESIDENT EVIL ONLINE!?"
Uh No I don't want to toss some salad in the back with you.
...in...the...fuckin' shit...
Later...
Come back soon...
"It wasn't Resident Evil online, it was Resident Humper online..Ouch, my anus hurts for some odd reason."

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
We had to pimp Spike up to retract the previous stripe
So you put me in the fucking 80's gay clothing
Ew...
better change those clothes...
No better fuckhole
I don't like cat sex, maybe if you were a dog...
Let's just end it with WTF!?
Why am i black, oh yeah Black people always have a huge penis.
Let me get ravage by your schlong of power in that conveint bed over there

 

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
Our heros decide to kill some monsters
Let's kill some fucking monsters
Fuck yeah
Using FF-esc skills Jordan uses some really gay named spell
Alright. Uh..."Dieorz"
"HAHAHA you can't kill me!
Don't fuck mess with Jordan
Samuraied

 

by WildeSoapy
8-31-03
Spike gets a shot
My turn. Uh "You done gonna get fucked up" spell.
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Spike is cool.
Didn't work. Ah screw it I'll just uses these flints to light your highly flamable bones
rarr... scary voices...grrr
tired....
So about the Grey Poupon?
Here you go. Crazy boney bastard fuck

 

by WildeSoapy
8-31-03
Will takes a turn for the worse...
What the hell?
I will use my evil jesus powers on you!
Will is tough
*Yawn*
Could you please be scared? Please
Note: My head is really fucked up when I'm tired
uggg
Why the fuck did my Sythe make him a snowman.

 

by WildeSoapy
8-31-03
Orlando can't tell Good from Evil...
Time to die evil bull.
I'm not evil you fucking retard. I'm just a bull with a unibrow.
Hah your going to be my dinner next week.
Fuck you. I'll make sure that I eat a fuckload of shit so when you eat me you'll be eating crow crap.
My dog headbutted our door.
You fucking suck. So does Jordan. Why the fuck didn't I get to kill a monster!?
Starts with "Because" and ends with "you're a fucking fucktard"

 

by WildeSoapy
8-31-03
TGG has become TBSG
As you may recall I was previously killed. Well I'm back, and taking the form of business suit guy.
Poof!
And so a new character is brought forth
There, now I am a respectable member of society.
Note: What the fuck does it take to get some ideas?
This really bites. Make me kill something
rar

 

by WildeSoapy
8-31-03
Hey folks, time to get serious. Have you ever heard of a little thing called Cancer?
It's pretty serious, it kills a lot of people every year. But it's not a bad thing.
That's why it's important to choose abstinence, so then Cancer can be bad again. Stop fucking each other's brains out. Except me, I need a good fucking.

 

by WildeSoapy
8-31-03
Job Searching....
Where you are you guys going?
I'm going work. I got a job as a fluffer.
I got a job working for ImageNetstudios. I get to go online and steal flash images and shit.
I got a job as a Game Tester for some crazy ass company called Konami
NOTE: LAUGH AND YOU MAYBE RETARDED!
Straight up butcher muthasuckers...
Like any of our sorry asses could get jobs.

 

by WildeSoapy
8-31-03
My urine is both highly explosive and a paint thinner at the moment
That...wasn't my fault
So I have some heavy artillery training...and my urine is highly explosive

 

by WildeSoapy
9-01-03
Jordan is getting mail.
Dear Jordan, Could you put me in your? Kthnxbye
No. Right them back and be like "Hey, fuck you"
Jordan is getting mail.
Dear Jordan, This is your third and last notice to pay your ransom for your family before we finally kill them.
Stupid fucking kidnappers. Be like "If you kill them, then how are you going to get money? Bet you didn't think of that you fucking gaytron prime." Yeah that's good
Jordan is getting mail.
That's all your mail. Except for you playboy magazine and Game Informer
That reminds me, I gotta go uh...yeah gimme those you bald fuck!

 

by WildeSoapy
9-01-03
So begins what may very well be hell.
Apparently I have to give the old Jordan a flashback. Oh well.
Apparently I can only have one flashback, otherwise I'll gey gypped in my pension. I wonder which one should I use?
Back in the early seventies, well before Jordan lost his hair he remember the protests.
What's going?
Didn't you hear? There a big war over in Vietnam, we're fighting to stay out of it and to get our troops back. God haven't you been playing attention you white trash bastard
Note: I use big grown up words like F-U-C-K-E-R. Which is Fucker.
Well than, I guess I'll be off to take a crap on the lawn. You know, seeing as how I'm white trash.
Hey let me get a camera and film it, gay porn is becoming a huge catch.

 

by WildeSoapy
9-02-03
Coffee-Coke > You

 

by WildeSoapy
9-02-03
Spike has a crazy idea to play Cowboy Bebop...
Hey. What do you want to do?
Cowboy Bebop time. Fuck yeah.
Well than....
Bounty Claiming time. I'm Spike, you can be Ein.
Meh...rawrf! Rawrf!
To bad you missed it all.
That was fucking tight, to bad all those comic viewers missed it.
Yeah, that was fucking awesome with Faye being Naked and shooting up Eddie.

 

by WildeSoapy
9-07-03
CB

 

by WildeSoapy
9-07-03
Spike=Spike, Orlando=Jet, Erica=Eddie, and Faye is locked in the bathroom.
rawrf
Hey Jet hurry up with that pepper beef. Oh look that show we always watch with the busty blonde cowgirl and black cowboy.
Jordan is Ein.
Never say that again or I will fucking waste you Spike.
'Hotdog bun, not yo young!
Cowboy Bebop >j00 > Gundam-Spike
Rawrf!
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING DOG!

 

by WildeSoapy
9-15-03
Happy fucking birthday Spike.

 

by WildeSoapy
9-15-03
Hey Jake, here's my Taking Back Sunday CD
Good, let me on the computer than peon.
My brother like Mild Pop-Punk, like Yellowcard, Coheed and Cambria, and Taking Back Sunday and Phantom Planet, but they aren't punk. He's hardcore
Not because he listens to those bands, but because he could fuck anyone up. He's a badass.
Aftermath...
Hey. I said it, please don't kill my friends now.
No, you forgot to say "Jake is so great" Whose first?

 

by WildeSoapy
10-14-03
Hey Jordan it's been awhile, a long while.
Yep, sorry folks. Serious business
Wow, that was awesome.(Skank)
Yeah it was...(Small dick mutha fucker)
Now the punchline...
Holy fuck, the sun is so bright. It burns without my mask.
Fuck you KS, you fucking cocksucker!!!!!

 

by WildeSoapy
10-16-03
We find Jordan and what appears to be Spike.
So then...how's life Spike?
Hey. Did I say you could acknowledge me?
Evil Spike just shot Jordan...which will lead to an Epic DBZ esc battle...
*BANG*
Hey. Jordan what's up? WHOA what happened!? Why'd he shoot you!?
Expect it to take a good 6 months.
Time to kill!
Alive aye? Care for some crack-cocaine?

 

by WildeSoapy
10-16-03
I don't touch you white girls.
For the last fucking time my name is Abeham and I need directions to Detroit!

 

by WildeSoapy
10-16-03
With his $20 Jordan wants to see a movie.
Hey Spike. Wanna go see a movie?
Fuck Yeah! Cowboy Bebop rocks.
They decided to see Texas Chainsaw Massacare.
You hear about Ryan asking that Amish guy out?
Whoa. Maybe it's because he's you know...blind.
Turns out it was KS Chainsaw Massacre.
Time to kill all the non WC3 lovers with this axe...and maybe sodomize the dead bodies.
Ah Scary it's got KS!

 

by WildeSoapy
10-17-03
Jordan can't find the real Spike.
Oh shit, which is the real Spike?!
I'm the real Spike, hence the gay overalls and red hat and total 80's look.
Names Spike, Evil Sp...I mean It's me Spike, Cowboy bebop is good. Fuk Yeh.
Fools, I am Spike. If you don't agree I will fest upon your pathetic soul!!!!
TENNNNNNNNNNN IN 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking liars. I'm the real SPIKE!
Who are yu0!

 

by WildeSoapy
10-18-03
Mister draw my picture!
God, I hate this little shit. Always egging my house.
How is it looking?
Okay, looking good so far. Let me just add some dialog
Oh kay, time to do a little holy-a-fying
Okay, let me remove my pants.

 

by WildeSoapy
10-18-03
Hi. So you don't think I'm any good. Well keep your opinion to yourself you cocksucking fuckfaced shit-brick!!!

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