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by XT8147
10-12-03
This place is boring. I'm going home.
Hmm... where'd my flamethrower go? I want database access!
NO DATABASE FOR YOU
Heh heh heh, this'll keep him out of my database.

 

by XT8147
10-12-03
You really want database access?
Sí
Ok, but first you have to run way the fuck over there.
I hate running. But ok.
hahaha

 

by XT8147
10-12-03
Grr. Engaging "Death and Destruction" mode
"Death and Destruction" mode engaged. Target set to Steve.
I think I'm starting to melt.

 

by XT8147
11-20-03
We're taking a break from beating up on Steve to express how bored we are in VB.NET class.
What's up, XT?
I'm bored =\
I coulda figured that out, dummy...
Hey, who the hell are you? I don't remember you from before.
I'm the evil squirrel. Your days are numbered, mister.

 

by XT8147
11-20-03
My days are numbered? Haha, right. I just survived a direct attack from Steve.
Well, I'll admit you're bigger than me, but I have...
DUN DUN DUN
AN ARMY OF EVIL SQUIRRELS!
That's right, there's only two of us here now, but there's hundreds of us back in the tree stronghold!
What are you gonna do, spit acorns at me?
Dammit, he saw through our plan. Must go to phase 2... Pine cones!

 

by XT8147
12-17-03
phase 2?
All right, boys, he saw through the acorn plan, let's jump straight to phase 2!
Shit...
Uh... we ran out of pine cones in the last attack.
You're fired!

 

by XT8147
12-17-03
Don't waste my time, you stupid squirrels!
uh... shit?
Where am I now?
Hell.
What are you in for?
I denied XT database access and he got mad.

 

by XT8147
12-17-03
Me and my buddies tried attacking XT with pine cones. You know the rest.
Yeah, do I ever.
Spose we can break out of here somehow? It's a tad warm.
If I could find an exit, I would have used it already. I've lost 20 pounds since I got here.
Well, there's an exit right behind you...
Hm, so there is... I guess I was too lazy to turn around.

 

by XT8147
12-17-03
Meanwhile, on the surface...
Hey, CL!
Hey, XT!
What's up?
mIRC-X owned me.
Haha.
Too bad I got around it so easily.

 

by XT8147
1-14-04
CL finds out what's up with XT.
...so then I sent Steve to hell.
heh
I still don't have database access, though.
haha.
Checking in with Steve and the evil squirrel...
Yay, we're out of hell.
I think I still have some missiles left. Let's go find XT.

 

by XT8147
1-14-04
Haha, I still have enough missiles for another attack.

 

by XT8147
1-14-04
Alright, I've got my missiles ready to launch. What's your part of the plan?
While you launch the missiles, I'll sit on this bench over here and watch.
Have fun!!!
I am so saving a missile for that squirrel.

 

by XT8147
2-08-04
Missiles locked on! Here comes a 4 missile salute, XT!
More missiles?
Watch me run!
Shit.

 

by XT8147
2-08-04
Final missile locked on! Launch!
Shit, I guess he didn't like my part of the plan.
Goodbye, cruel world!

 

by XT8147
2-08-04
Steve surveys the destruction.
Two birds with five stones! Yes!

 

by XT8147
2-08-04
Um, XT... you ok?
Yeah, this is just death and destruction mode. I activate it when I get angry.
So... what now?
Let's find Steve.
Can we wait a couple minutes? I'm burning a Mini-CD.
People actually buy those things?

 

by XT8147
3-13-04
XT and CL search for Steve.
Hey, there's Steve!
You still can't have database access. The DNS is down and nobody's renewing it =\
I know =\
Of course, the DNS went down after you originally asked me, but it doesn't make much of a difference now...

 

by XT8147
3-13-04
Meanwhile...
I'm back in hell again...
Don't think you can escape so easily this time.
Well, I was still alive before... Now I'm dead.
Okay, you've got a point.
Wow, I didn't think it would be this easy to reason with a demon...
Reason? I merely admitted you had a point. You're still stuck here.

 

by XT8147
3-13-04
Well I'll be damned...
Normally a pun as bad as that would be punishable by some form of torture...
...But...
...You're an evil squirrel. Instead, I just have to put up with you =\
Some sort of loophole in the rules down here?
Afraid so =\

 

by XT8147
3-13-04
Back on the surface
So, what now, Steve?
Back to ignoring www.zimed.net/forums, I guess...
Okay.
Where'd CL go?
Dunno, he's probably off burning some more Mini-CDs.
People actually buy tho-- wait a minute, this is CL we're talking about. Never mind.

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