All comics by YoungEnjolras

 

YoungEnjolras goes a-clubbin' by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
Michael and Young Enjolras share a moment Now's my chance! YE, what the fuck are you doing? NO! NO! YOU MAY NOT BUTTMUNCH ME!	Our hero tries again on his friend C'mon Nick, it's time for you to be my bitch! Why, God, WHY?!	Our bisexual hero SCORES with Halley! Will you go out with me? Yes, you lil' drag queen you!

 

The FTU Chronicles Part I by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
I LVOE TEH CLEEN SEX! Will you dance with me and chew on my man-nipples? Yes, you hot sweaty man.	When YE meets Terrene and gets his GAY on Kiss me bitch No I wanna fuck my dog	Meanwhile back in Fagtown USA Let me use your one ear like a dildo NOW, Punkasss! But daddy I don't like it when you put me ear in your ass!

 

"When OmShi Met Raider" Part I by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
Good evening. Go away.	Well, someone needs to be taught a lesson. Now you shall meet my black magick powers. What the FUCK are you talking about, OmShiva?	To Be Continued! By my command, IT IS DONE! Prepare to die.

 

"When OmShi Met Raider" Part II by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
Industrial! Techno!	Industrial! Techno!	To Be Continued! XTC-gobblin' bleeping-sound-loving bastard. Crybaby Goth-boy that fucks himself to Skinny Puppy.

 

"When OmShi Met Raider" Part III by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
The Epic Battle continues.... Now you shall feel the power of my flamethrower. Ooooh. I'm scared. My "boss" has plenty of fire where he comes from. I ain't scared.	Die, bitch. AAAAAGGGGH!	Don't worry kids, there's more! Aww shit.... I forgot to take into considerations that he was the only one who could turn me back.... Now look what you did! Yah killed one of my minions!

 

"When OmShi Met Raider" Part IV by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
Turn me back now, bitch, or suffer once again. You're lucky I didn't kill your "boss" too. Okay, okay.....	Thank you. Now gimme my burrito back and leave my house you annoying little shit. No. There's one catch....	What will our hero do now? Find out next time.... You, my friend, have made a SERIOUS mistake. I've now turned ATTY into a dog and ate your burrito too!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

"When OmShi Met Raider" Part IV by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
Turn me back now, bitch, or suffer once again. You're lucky I didn't kill your "boss" too. Okay, okay.....	Thank you. Now gimme my burrito back and leave my house you annoying little shit. No. There's one catch....	What will our hero do now? Find out next time.... You, my friend, have made a SERIOUS mistake. I've now turned ATTY into a dog and ate your burrito too!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

"When OmShi Met Raider" Part V by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
In OmShiva's underground lair in Atlanta Mwuhahaha, now I have you, my pretty! OmShiva, why? What cause you to become the heartless servant of Satan and hurt me and Raider?	Well Atty, I think it was the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese..... Kraft products can do that to you?	Meanwhile, Raider races towards Atlanta in an attempt to save Atty and defeat OmShiva once and for all.... can he do it? Find out NEXT TIME! Yeah! John Wayne Gacy? Hitler? Pol Pot? Never woulda happened had it been for that Mac n' Cheese. DA-HAMN!

 

"When OmShi Met Raider" Part VI" by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
Raider arrives in Atlanta to take out OmShiva! Where's Atty? ! Hi I we r OmSheevuh's cyberin gaurds want 2 cyb3r?	NEVER! Th3n Die! I cen feel ur dik in my muoth mmmm!	To Be Continued! That was easy. BuT dunt u wun't to fukkx0rz me? AAAAHHHHH.......

 

"When OmShi Met Raider" Part VII" by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
In the control room of OmShiva's hideout... WARNING! WARNING! RAIDER HAS PENETRATED THE SYSTEM! What? He must've gotten past the cybering guards!	How did he get past the steel door, then? ........	To Be Continued! You left the key under the doormat, sir. Oh shit.

 

"When OmShi Met Raider" Part VII" by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
In the control room of OmShiva's hideout... WARNING! WARNING! RAIDER HAS PENETRATED THE SYSTEM! What? He must've gotten past the cybering guards!	How did he get past the steel door, then? ........	To Be Continued! You left the key under the doormat, sir. Oh shit.

 

"When OmShi Met Raider Part IX" by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
The exciting battle! So here I find you, OmShiva! Hand Atty Back! So, Raider, you've come back for more? PREPARE TO FACE ME, AND ALL THE POWERS OF HELL!	Raider then secretly calls in specially-targeted airstriks on OmShiva's base.... There's one power you forgot, my advesary.... Hmmm?	Next: The Exciting Conclusion!!! The power of a well-aimed Tomahawk missile, BEE-YATCH! ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!

 

"When OmShi Met Raider" Part X by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
The emotional reunion! Atty!!!!! Raider!!!! You saved me!	Oh Raider, it was awful! He forced me to listen to all these horribly sappy and depressing Goth ballads from the 80's! But we're together again, and that's all that matters!	THE END. Shut up and just start whipping me, my naughty misteress Whatever you say, my little slave bitch.

 

Happy Mother's Day by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
A very special message from OmShiva and his little sister, MondoLover: Happy Mother's Day, everyone! Also known as Happy Oedipus Complex Day!	This is the day we show how much we love our mothers! This is the day we show how much we WANT our mothers!	Someday, OmShiva, someday, Mom is gonna kick you outta the house for crap like that..... You spoke too late. I just got the eviction notice on my door last night.

 

Ned and Nick's Journey Through Time and Space Part I by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
It all begins on a quiet Sunday afternoon in Ned's room..... So whattya wanna do Ned? Dunno.	Holy crap, what the Hell is that?! It's like a time portal.	To Be Continued! We're gettin' sucked in! Something tells me this is the work of Drew Smith....

 

Ned and Nick's Journey Through Time and Space Part II by YoungEnjolras 5-12-01
Somewhere in space.... Where are we? Welcome to Planet Goatse.cx! We are the creators of http://www.goatse.cx/!	So, lemme get this straight, you like pics of guys pulling there assholes open? Yep yep yep yep yep.	To Be Continued! Why do you waste all that money and time on making such a sick and stupid page? We don't. Dolphinsex.org does all that for us.

 

Ned and Nick's Journey Through Time and Space Part III by YoungEnjolras 5-14-01
The Obelisk takes Ned and Nick to another dimension... Now where are we?! Dude, we could be anywhere.	Soon, Ned meets the ruler of the land.... Whoa! A talking goat! I am the Goat of Wisdom. I can help you get back home if you do as I say. Here, take this hammer and nail.	What will our heroes do now? To Be Continued! So what do I do now? Bash it into your skull. I lied, it won't help you get home, but it will amuse me and my sadistic tendencies.

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