Our main story tonight is about the local county fair! We'll go over how much fun you'll have going on all the rides and, uh, whatever else happens at county fairs.
After that we'll take an in-depth look at belly button lint. Is it toxic? Our experts say no. But you'll need to watch our entire 12-minute expose to hear all the chilling details.
And stick around for part 6 of our 28-part series on the history of drying paint. All that and more, coming up in the next half hour! Oh, and Russia launched nukes about an hour ago, just FYI.
