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Porkman & Finchy Are In Terrible Comic Strips

These comics are really, really stupid. Porkman and Finchy should have never been made into Stripcreator comics. They are even terrible at being terrible. Don't read these.

by ZMannZilla
11-20-15
//Holy Cursewords Pork//
//Man, I am being forced to//
//speak in haiku style//
Oh! We're doing a poetry bit now!
But hold up wait, what rhymes with "bit now"?!
//This isn't funny//
//Porkman, I need a doctor//
//Please call 9-1-1//
Well, it rhymes with itself...
And THAT rhymed with ITself...
//Vision is blurring//
//Something smells like buttered toast//
//Let's follow that light//
I WAS A LIMERICK THE WHOLE TIME, HOLY SHIT-COW!

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