Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

Porkman & Finchy Are In Terrible Comic Strips

These comics are really, really stupid. Porkman and Finchy should have never been made into Stripcreator comics. They are even terrible at being terrible. Don't read these.

by ZMannZilla
1-11-16
Holy Cursewords Porkman! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Finchy is correct; the act of achieving the complete concept of nothingness would indeed not be possible.
No, I mean you should follow your dreams, because NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Porkman does not follow Finchy's bizarre philosophical bent on this one. Consider that the concept of nothingness itself is still a thing, so even nothingness itself is something.
RIGHT! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! And by double-negative logic, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
A PLANKTON FARTING ITS WAY TO JUPITER'S SMALLEST MOON WILL NEVER BE POSSIBLE AND YOUR INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE IS A SHAM! AAAAAAARGH!!!

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