Hello ma'am, my name is Wayne. Before I sell you this Amway, I am required by law to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender.
I'd also like to let you know that 75% of my profits will be donated to "Waterboardings For Tots", a charity organization I sponsor along with some of my fellow Klansmen.
May 7, 2019: In an effort to reach out to vegan consumers, Outback Steakhouse genetically engineers cows that deserve to be eaten.
Wow, is all meat as yummy as Wayne?
Just ours, ma'am. Shall I send Adolf to your address tomorrow?
