All comics by Zenotic

 

TIM TIM THE HUMAN SIREN by Zenotic 8-01-05
--- BREAKING NEWS - Millions dead in User Zenotic on stripcreator has been promising to usher in a new era of originality in comic design.	eclares war on ugly babies. -- Freak ac His manifesto includes a striking dismissal of stripcreator fads as "stupid" and "overdone". We're now going live to the production facilities to meet this visionary artist.	| | | | LIVE FROM BUMFUCK, TEXAS | | | | soh! Cut! Marvellous! You're a gem! They'll love it!

 

I LOVE BURGUNDY? by Zenotic 8-01-05
People, people! Your problem is you do not care for art! DOWN WITH ZENOTIC	True art is not for the masses! It is a language for the intellectual elite, a self-... IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKING COMICS WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING LYNCH YOU	TOBOR WILL DEMONSTRATE TO YOUR VIRGINAL ANUS THE TRUE MEANING OF LOVE AND PAIN ... oh shit.

 

SING ALONG WITH TOBOR IT'S THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO by Zenotic 8-01-05
THE VIRGINAL BRIDES FILE PAST HIS TOMB	STREWN WITH TIME'S DEAD FLOWERS BEREFT IN DEATHLY GLOOM THE COUNT ...	... BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD moh!

 

PEOPLE I'M FOUR STRIPS IN AND STILL NO SEX, I'M DISAPPOINTED by Zenotic 8-01-05
As I was going to St. Ives ... ... I met a man with seven wives!	Each wife had seven sacks! Each sack had seven cats!	Finally, exhausted by his efforts in multiplying sevens, Quentin could take no more. Each cat had - OHHH GOD MY SPLEEN!!

 

THIS HERE IS THE WATTLE IT'S THE EMBLEM OF OUR LAND by Zenotic 8-01-05
9-11 emergency. What are you wearing and what is your bra size? Well, I - what?	Jugs. How big? And are you into bondage and whipped cream? With sprinkles? Gotta have sprinkles. Y-you aren't going to ask me about what happened? I just witnessed a horrible bar brawl murder! A guy got his head blown to bits with a shotgun!	... oh god ... look, OK, I'm sorry about the bondage thing but do I still have a chance? ... sigh ... 32DD on a good day. Orange hooded sweatshirt.

 

ALL PLAY AND NO WORK MAKES ZENITH A BIG JERK by Zenotic 8-01-05
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YOU CAN'T CHEAT DEATH BUT YOU CAN GET HIM DRUNK by Zenotic 8-02-05
Zenotic, it's time to go. YIPE!	Well, OK, what about a drink before we go? I mix a mean absinthe cocktail. Now, why would I - oh, fuck it, yeah, why not.	Some hours later ... No shit! Jim Morrison's not been through yet? 'Shright. *hic* Lucky him, Cobain had a hell of a time getting people to recognishe him when he arrived. Shtupid git.

 

ZENOTIC AND DEATH - THE SAGA CONTINUES by Zenotic 8-02-05
So then I sez, I sez to G-God, you can just SCHTICK thish job, being Death shucksh a fat one!! *hic* Haha. What sucks about it?	I mean, going around the world all day and taking lives indiscriminately, without mercy. And showing up with a scythe. Seems pretty sweet to me. Plus, you get that cool robe.	You don't get to chooshe the people you kill. They're ushually jusht fuckin' old. Well, OK, but how's the medical?

 

DEATH WEARS A TUXEDO by Zenotic 8-02-05
Death is deep into a quadruple absinthe float, when ... So what's with the number 27 for rockers, anyway? Morrison, Joplin, Cobain, Hendrix ... Excuse me.	Yes? I can't help but notice you're talking with Death. That's totally cool. Will you introduce me?	Whoa, what the hell, man? You get otaku schoolgirls as well?! Let's trade jobs. Now. Shoundsh g-good to me. *hic* Whaddaya do, again?

 

I LIKE NUNS by Zenotic 8-02-05
Zenotic wastes no time in the conduct of his duties. "Do not lead us into temptation, but deliver ... " Hey, sister. Death's the name.	Oh wow! Lord be praised! Hey, I like the new look. Yeah, I'm charging nominal entrance fees now, too. One blowjob per ascension. This month only. Bonus of a painless death if you swallow.	Meanwhile, at the local Eat 'n' Get Out ... But Mr. Smith, he *hic* he sh-started it! I don't care. Listen, buddy, if you keep running the customers through with your scythe I'm going to have to dock your pay.

 

SING A SONG OF ANUS, A POCKETFUL OF SPOOGE by Zenotic 8-03-05
TOBOR DEMANDS TO KNOW IDENTITY OF FEEBLE-ANUSED INTRUDER Yo. Death's the name, excruciating misery and destruction of worlds' the game. Come along, then.	WHAT! TOBOR IS TOO YOUNG AND VIRILE TO DIE Relax. Oblivion rocks.	IS THERE CORNHOLE IN OBLIVION Depends if you're a giver or receiver.

 

SO I'VE DONE NUNS AND RETARDED KIDS NOW by Zenotic 8-03-05
C'mon and I'll give you the guided tour. Wow!	Drugs are all legal here, by the way. I run smack on Wednesdays, if that's your thing. Incredible!	So ... this is heaven? Nah, this is where we send the retarded kids. They run after the rainbows all day. Keeps the li'l fuckers busy.

 

HIS JUDGEMENT COMETH AND THAT LATER by Zenotic 8-03-05
RAZIEL!! I am here, Lord!	A MENDACIOUS AND DECEITFUL SOUL HAS USURPED THE POWERS OF DEATH!! SUMMON HIM FORTH THAT HE MAY BE PUNISHED!! It will be done.	Twenty minutes later ... ZENOTIC! THOU HAST SINNED! Oh, damn. Is this about the girl with the grapefruit? I swear I thought it'd fit in there!

 

AND NOW, RACISM! by Zenotic 8-03-05
YOU MUST BE BROUGHT BEFORE GOD TO BE JUDGED! Oh, wow. And here's me thinking St. Peter did not resemble a juvenile hydrocephalic chink.	Brought before God, Zenotic thinks fast. DEATH LABOURETH FOR THEE ON EARTH IN MISERY. SURRENDER THE POWERS YOU WERE GRANTED OR FACE MY WRATH Hey, look. It's not my fault he can't hold his liquor. I'm sure he's fine. Probably happier, too!	Listen, foo', I don' care if yo' think yo' some prince'o death or some sheeit, I don't wanna see no klansmen in this hood!

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