All comics by _Mike_

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by _Mike_
1-03-03
AHHHH the plane! its going down! we must hold on!
must.. lean forward.. lean into the...
what the fuck? your a dog on a ball
...

 

by _Mike_
1-03-03
Who wrote "The moon rules #1" on my car, with a key?!
...
...
You got a problem with that, you can take it up with mr. laser!

 

by _Mike_
1-03-03
I'm gonna STAB you!
uh.. righty.. that hurt?

 

by _Mike_
1-03-03
I'm bored..
Ariana: ya..
Lets do hobbit swimming classes!
Ariana: ya!

 

by _Mike_
1-03-03
I am alien!
hehe woah!
Im outta here..
later alien dude!

 

by _Mike_
1-04-03
Meatwad make the money see!
He does
Meatdwad get the hunnys G!
Indeed

 

by _Mike_
1-04-03
Anarchy in the UK
You sir, are a poser
dont hate.. congratulate, fo sho f00. word to yo motha
oh my god..

 

by _Mike_
1-04-03
Yes i am aware that i'm a paper clip.. i hope my extreme physical deformity does not ruin your viewing experience in any way
Silence...
paper clips rule!

 

by _Mike_
1-04-03
what?
if they made a pic of me putting this nail in your head.. i'd use it right now..
but instead i'll just do this

 

by _Mike_
1-04-03
who's next to feel the HEALING power of the lord?
me me!
*Priest punches woman in the face as she collapses into the stage crews arms*
Feel the POWER of jesus! Praise the lord, be gone foul demons! she is saved!

 

by _Mike_
1-04-03
me-sa jar jar binks!
oh god no.. not you again!
someone order a fierce beating with a club? (self defense)
jar jar did, i saw him! hes over there

 

by _Mike_
1-04-03
whats this button do.. ah well it didnt immidiately effect me so it cant be important..

 

by _Mike_
1-04-03
Why are girls so hard to understand?!
maybe if i think just a little harder I'll figure something out..
Hi mike

 

by _Mike_
1-04-03
Girls..
so hard to figure out..
But they sure are fun to play with while your trying

 

by _Mike_
1-04-03
In the words of the great Sam Mallone:
"how many do you have to get with..
untill you understand just one?!"

 

by _Mike_
1-04-03
In all seriousness folks, girls aren't all too complicated.. though you will find the occasional few that live up to the stereotype..
However, I do know quite a few little inside tricks to win girls over so..
If your a hot girl whos looking for a cool guy, call me! for the love of god please!
End his torment..

 

by _Mike_
1-04-03
Ariana..
yes jesus?
I have aded an 11th commandment
really jesus?
And all is right with the world
I command you, Ariana.. to go out with Mike and be forever in bliss
now theres a commandment that I like!

 

by _Mike_
1-05-03
the sunset over the ocean
so beautiful..
yet so deadly

 

by _Mike_
1-05-03
Ariana: go to bed damnit. so i wont feel bad about going first
im not tired..
Ariana: NOW!
The last thing I see as I hit sign off..
DAMNIT
Ariana: ladies first..

 

by _Mike_
1-05-03
i wonder what TNT stands for
I know it makes things blow up.. so it's prolly not a good idea to do what I'm about to do..

 

by _Mike_
1-05-03
what the hell? why is there a woosh behind me? i didnt even go fast
..and i'm facing the wrong direction
ah what the hell, WOOSH!

 

by _Mike_
1-05-03
Outside the coffee shop..
so clank..
ya?
i notice you hang around the coffee shop alot but.. also noticed you dont have a mouth. whys that?
i like the atmosphere, and the clothes
You dont wear clothes!
i blame it on tv..

 

by _Mike_
1-05-03
Satan's Hell
shit..

 

by _Mike_
1-05-03
you look angry.. something wrong?
No.. I'm just misunderstood
i see..
people see the hook and the patch and the drawn sword and totally get the wrong idea. i just.. i wish i was loved..
I love you pirate..
you callin me gay? i'll cut you! AAAAR!

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
tomo arigato.. mr roboto..
is that how its spelled?
how the hell am i supposed to know? you think just cause im a robot i have a spell check or something? god how insensitive of you to assume such things!
you mean.. you dont?
I am mr. roboto! i command you stop talking!
tomo arigato

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
Ariana's reign of terror begins..
mwahaha i have taken USA, mexico, canada and france!
damn canadians
Quebec has been nuked!
hee hee hee blasted to a pile of smoke!
damn look at that. no one saw this coming.. who would have guessed, new world dictator: Ariana?

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
I wonder if that place behind me buys used cars.. from accidents?
Naaaah
Enters home..
Who the hell are you?!
hey baby.. im Clanks.. "friend". he didnt tell me you were soo.. scrumpcious
moments later
I see you in here again i'll rip out them nipple rings and shove em down your throat!
hey.. where'd Francis go?

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
Damnit spank! your not clank! stop telling people your me!
but.. its so much easier to pick up guys if i say i'm you.. they think your hot
.. Fuck you!

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
oh my..
what? whats it say?
amazing..
whats the damn letter say? tell me!
it says.. Clank's mom is a whore..
very fucking funny.. fuck you!

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
so.. your a bee?
si
oooooh, your one of those giant mexican bee's off the tv!
si si!
then that the hell is that?

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
g'morning Frank!
Does it look like im having a good morning?
well.. i dunno.. i just..
ya well just dont ok.. im in freaking pantys and a bra. i dont wanna hear it
should i tell him he has lipstick on his teeth?
I can read the fucking thought bubble you moron. Gent bent

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
After going over the last strip I noticed a mistake in Franks last insult. He meant to say "get bent" not gent bent
Hopefully this doesnt stale the introduction of our new friend Frank, and perhaps we can look at it as a humorous mishap
In any case, Welcome Frank!
ya, up yours stick man

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
what?? why am i in jail?!
oh you'll wish you were in jail when im done with you.. welcome to my room baby
sweet jesus..
Moments later
Thank god I had this Anti-Male Ass Rapist Emergency Knife handy
what have we here..

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
*glurgle* help! i cant swim! *glurgle*
would you cut that out? its just a fish tank damn. its not dangerous at all
ya i guess your right..

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
hello sir or madam, would you mind signing this petition?
I dunno, whats it for?
to kick you out of the neighborhood
SLAM!!
Go to Hell

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
so hot...
can't.. go on..
And all was well
change the damn backround idiot
Praise the lord! back at the coffee shop!

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
hey Clank.. you see that Ariana chick a few strips back?
ya what about it?
she looks really nice doesnt she?
how would i know.. i dont have hormones
Speak it Clank
you dont know what your missing
all i can say is, I think her and that Mike guy would be go perfect together

 

by _Mike_
1-06-03
hmm think i'll stop by my parent's place and say hi. see ya later clank
give them my regards
thats strange.. the cars here but the doors locked.. *peeks in window*
I think we learned a valuable lesson..
....

 

by _Mike_
1-07-03
Sometimes i wish i was Legolas.. then all the chicks would love me
It's not as easy as it looks kid. Sometimes I wish I was just a normal guy
Your not Legolas!

 

by _Mike_
1-07-03
Hey Frank.. still in the bra and pantys?
Don't judge ne alright. i dont need your crap
oh no of course not, im not judging, i just thought you didnt like them is all
you accusing me of being a crossdresser?!
no! i swear to god i would never do that!
your just askin for an ass kicking now..

 

by _Mike_
1-07-03
so hows life?
Well i survived that huge comet a few million years ago, moved on with life. got a good woman and some kids. working for that new company down the street. doing pretty well
wow.. how did the competition for your job handle going against a T rex?
well they kicked a little going down but.. other then that they werent bad
i see..
Hey can we get another espresso over here?

 

by _Mike_
1-07-03
I.. am so sorry.. I'm sorry to my mom.. I'm scared i wont make it out of here alive.. *nose drips*
oh my god.. what was that.. *cries* im so scared right now
Your the Blair Witch?!
Hell no. i clean the park.. you were over here crying and wailing so i came to see if you were alright..

 

by _Mike_
1-07-03
word to your moms..
I came to drop bombs
STOP POSING DAMNIT!

 

by _Mike_
1-07-03
A sweatshop in Taiwan...
MORE MORE!
How many comics must I make till i get some action!?
and the heavens parted..
This one right here should just about do it.. take me!
YES!!

 

by _Mike_
1-07-03
A few hours later
ahhh...
ahhh...
Do you smoke after sex?
I dont know.. i never looked!
hahaha oh Mike your so witty.. take me again!
if you insist!

 

by _Mike_
1-08-03
Oh my god! i went on www.stripcreator.com and checked out the latest posted comics.. jesus christ the only comics that didnt involve homosexuals, insults, or comments on the background were mine!
wow that sucks. not even comics are origional anymore. thank god we got you to keep it real
tell me about it.. its like all the retard stoner dirt biking morons in the world have invaded us
we should kill them.. kill them all
And so it shall be Clank..
if only Clank.. if only
Hey! you should make an imitation of the rest of the comics posted on here! that'll be a laugh!

 

by _Mike_
1-08-03
hey fag! you got cum on your face! hahahahahahahaha
shut up! fag! you pee your pants!
we are asians! in bushes!
fuck yes we are! i peed in that bush over there. go smell it fag!
I'm a squirrel!
I cannot believe i just did this imitation.. how you people do this every day and think its funny is beyond me.. you can all go to hell for all im concerned

 

by _Mike_
1-10-03
Benco!
Stop Making those damn retarded comics!
jesus

 

by _Mike_
1-12-03
If it was worth fixing..
it wouldnt break
*sigh* my heart..

 

by _Mike_
1-12-03
I need to get my licence..
that so?
Then i will be motivated to get a job to make money to pay for gas, and have cash in my pocket to spend on girls who i will be driving around with in the car i'll be driving.. when i get my licence
Thats just crazy enough to work..
...or get us all killed..

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