_Vertigo_

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There are only two tools, WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.

Dante and Randall Get Pissed Off, part I

by _Vertigo_
1-01-05

One fine morning at the Quik-Stop...


	Let me guess, Jay and Silent Bob are outside again.


	Yeah, they won't ing leave...do you still have that shotgun under the counter?


	What the ! This is its moment of glory and now its dead!


	Actually, Randall, we traded it in for a kangaroo with an AK-47.


	FUCK YEAH DANTE!!! Let's kick some druggie ass!