All comics by abougu

 

Steve meets a Bear by abougu 1-13-03
Steve met a bear... Shit! Is that meant to be a bear? Yes i'm a motherfucking bear you prick!	Woh! Can you read my thoughts? I am your fucking God incarnate, i can do anything i fucking want, now stop being such a fucking shit and bow down!	You swear alot. I know, sorry about that. I'm really trying to cut it out. I even got one of those Paul McKenna tapes you put on when you are asleep but nothing has worked.

 

Steve slays a dragon by abougu 1-13-03
Steve met a dragon... Yo dragon erm, hi	I've always wondered, if a dragon burps does the fire in you belly kill you? Dunno, shall i burp and see what happens?

 

Steve meets Elly, the Town Drunk by abougu 1-13-03
Steve met Elly... Yo Elly, what's up? I've a...fucking, y'know, little shits... fucking..bhurb...kids..I've been int' park..y'know, er...	What you got there? White Diamond...y'know was int' park, fucking.. er..	How's Life? Oh, actually, yesterday i sealed the biggest contract of my career, a 2.1bn merger with Monsanto, absolutely fantastic. I'm the toast of the office!

 

Steve battles his demons as he attempt to quit smoking by abougu 10-21-03
Steve quits smoking... Yo man i don't need you, I've quit That's o.k. I'm happy for you. Smoking is bad for your health and the health of others around you...	...smoking kills, It can damage unborn children, and may cause impotence...	...not to mention bad breath, cancer and the negative stigma attached to smoking. I am one bad motherfucker, and I commend you for quitting That guy's dull.

 

Steve visits a cathedral by abougu 2-10-05
Christianity is bullshit. There is no God, people are in charge their own destinys. This place is a temple of false hope.	Some people even believe that if you're a bad person you'll go to hell. Or that thoughts like these in 'The House of God' is a sin...	shit alright mate

 

Steve goes to see Dustin's Bar Mitzvah by abougu 2-14-05
Steve goes to a gig... Wow! Everybody here is so cool... i wish i hadn't come alone, but i suppose i could always make some friends...	Hey man, how are you doing? You here to see Dustin's Bar Mitzvah? Those guys rock!	Fucking hippy...

 

Trev's day in the park by abougu 4-06-05
		Excuse me, do you know the way to San Jose

 

Steve Wonders Who Made The Last Comic by abougu 4-29-05
		Who the f*ck is Trev?

 

Steve tastes the world by abougu 11-03-05
Steve returns from a date... So, like, do you wanna come in for coffee? Yeah sure, ok.	I got Roman Espresso, Bavarian Chocolate, Jamaican Blue, Hawaiian Kona, and Ethiopian Yirgacheffe.	Kenco?

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