All comics by adogg

 

by adogg
3-22-01
The single sisters meet for a little D-time.
Hey what's up sister. I've gotta confess, I can't stop checking out Joaquin.
I understand sister. What you are struggling with hard to overcome. Hold on, I will go pray for you!
Single Bernice leaves to pray.
What an awesome sister!
The return of Bernice.
TAKE THAT SISTER! YOUR SICK! SICK! SICK! SICK!

 

by adogg
3-22-01
Ares resists the temtation.
Hey there good lookin!
You are pretty, but alas! I am a Christian and would be in sin too look at you.
You wanna be stuck up ese? Well how about one of these church boy?
Alas Ares gets kicked & the snack he had stored in his pocket for later is smashed durring the assault.
Well I'm not exactly sure but I thnk she's just sinned against me.
.Right in the nuts too.

 

by adogg
3-23-01
Pssst! Hey you! Touch John's heiny. He wants you to, that's why his pants are tight!
No way dude! That would be sexual harrasment!
No dice John! He's scared of getting busted for sexual harrasment.
Crap! I wore these stupid tight jeans for nothing! Who know's he might just spank me when 4 o'clock rolls around.

 

by adogg
3-23-01
After fire was called down on her for continuing to check out Joaquin, Catherine lands herself in hell.
So how did you end up here?
I don't know if you want to know. It's pretty sick.
Oh come now. I'm Satan, I've seen it all. From the most disgusting mass murders, to gay couples. What could be so sick? The sicker the better, I'm proud of you for being sick. I'm Satan!
Oh okay. I kept checking out Joaquin so my sister called down fire on me.
NOW THAT'S JUST PLAIN SICK! ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! YOU PIG!

 

by adogg
3-23-01
Ahh Colman! I'm so sorry dude. I totally forgot your Lone Star video. I feel so bad!
Dude Ares! It's cool. Don't even worry about it! Bring it when you can. Don't feel bad, Rusty has had my video for months now. Don't even sweat it.
Thanks dude.
Dude don't even worry about it!
THAT DIRTY BASTARD! HE'S TRYING TO PUNK ME! CURSE THAT LOWSY ARES FOR NOT BRINGING BACK LONE STAR!
Kill Colman. Kill.

 

by adogg
3-23-01
After being banshed from hell Catherine for her obsession with Joaquin, Catherin wonders where you go from there.
Like. oh my gosh! I think I see a light!
Catherine finds her answer as she is reincarnated as the lovable Johnny B. The only question now is.... How will this affect John & Joaquin's relationship?
Dang! Even in pergatory I can't reisst my obssesion with Joaquin's good looks & hot bod..
Hey there John. Good to see you. Don't mess with me or I'll have to punk you.

 

by adogg
3-23-01
After being banished from hell for her obsession with Joaquin, Catherine wonders where you go after you are banished from hell.
Oh wait. I think I see a light!
Catherine finds herself reincarnated as the lovable Johnny B. Only one question remains from here..... How will this affect John's relationship with Joaquin?
Dangit! Even in pergatory I'm obsessed with Joaquin's hot looks. I think I'll cut my wrists now.
YOUR SICK MAN!!! SICK! SICK! SICK!

 

by adogg
3-23-01
2 p.m. Steve is yet again early to work. His first order of business is to visit Ares & Joaquin.
You guys have way too much time on your hands!
Sniff. That hurts.
However Steve foolishly under estimes the will power of Joaquin.
You stupid malnutritious dirt bag! Die Steve die!
So how did you end up here?

 

by adogg
3-26-01
Catherine ponders her new existence as the lovable Johny B.
Well let me think about this before I just end it all. Being John may not be so bad. I am a female trapped in the body of a man. So I like men & John's bod is hot.
So I can stand in front of a mirror naked. But mix that in with me loving Joaquin & I'm gay. But to look at chicks would also make me gay cause I'm a femal in a male body.
SWEET!
Oh my gosh. This is getting too sick!

 

by adogg
3-29-01
Yer a homo Ace! The jokes are just too crazy for you to not be one. Your a blatant homo dude!
Sigh! I've already asked you nicely to stop calling me that. Now you made me mad.
I told you dude.
I think he broke my hip!

 

by adogg
4-13-01
Oh no! I forgot Lone Star again Colman! I'm so sorry!
Ha Ha! It's totally cool man! Don't even worry about it dude! It's cool. Just remember Rusty forgot mine for months.
STUPID FAGGOT! I'LL KILL THAT BASTARD! SCREW HIM AND RUSTY! THAT'S IT! i'M SICK OF THIS CRAP!
You called?
With Rusty and Ace dead, Coleman has recieved justice.
Well dang. I feel better, but now I'll never get my movies back.
What a dumb bastard!

 

by adogg
4-24-01
One day Ace is peacefully singing a song.
La La La La Colman Colman Nady would make a good lookin lady................ Oh sorry Colman. Did I emberrass you dude?
No dude, you emberassed yourself.
10 minutes later Ace realizes..............
Colman just punked me man............... Dang dude, I feel so punked.
1 Hour Later A Revelation Comes And Colman Is A New Man
Wait a minute, I think I just punked Ace..... I did! I did punk Ace! Yes! Colman my boy I think things may be lookin up!

 

by adogg
5-16-01
You look nice Colman! HA HA HA HA!
Dude! You really get off of that homophobic humor.
Ace walks away very emberassed by Colman.
It makes me wonder man.
Dang he's got nice buns. Doesn't he know we can never date if I think he's joking. I don't wanna wonder any more man, I DON'T WANNA WONDER!

 

by adogg
5-17-01
Hey, how's it going Colman! I'm excited, I'm going to the Casino after work today.
Isn't gambling a sin?
Um..... No dude, only playing slots is a sin.
Oh yeah. That make sense.
Colman, I'm going to the Casino to play slots today. Wanna come with?
Uh oh.

 

by adogg
5-17-01
Steve I couldn't help but notice the way you act at work. It made me wonder, are you coming to work on drugs?
WHY? WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT? NO! DID JOHNNY B. TELL YOU THAT? WELL HE'S LYING! OKAY. BUT ONLY ONCE BUT THEY WERE OUT OF COFFEE AT THE DELI! IS THAT SUCH A CRIME?
Well no, I just wanted to find out, cause if you are, I just wanted to let you know that I give 200 bucks off each kilo when I sell to my friends.
!
Ace, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

 

by adogg
7-03-01
ISERA reception desk on a sunny day.
RING RING RING RING RING
Hmm. The phone is ringing. I wonder who it could be. Maybe it's for S.S.O. Maybe it's for Cothern. Oh wait, he's at home. Or could it be for Pete? Oh wait, he's not here either. Goodness......
RING RING RING RING RING
Now let's see if I can remember. If it's Keeler, Joe is not here. If it's the cops Ace is not here and won't be for a year. If it's Greg's parole officer he is on a trip. Let me think.........
Joanie it's for you.
Well piss! All that headache for nothing.

 

by adogg
7-03-01
RING RING RING RING RING...click...... ISERA this is Colman!
Hey Joanie, Line 1!
Oh poop! I forgot it was ringing, I'm sorry Colman. I was on my way out to lunch. Could you take a message? I'm so sorry Colman.
Don't even worry about it! It's cool Joanie. I'll leave it on your desk. Have a nice lunch!
Whatever message boy! I mean, I mean thank you Colman
A dog barks. A bird chirps in the distance. And Colman's manhood is questioned having been punked by Joanine.
Dude, Colman! You totally got punked ese!
I am standing here silently because Ace is right and I can't think of any thing to say being that I am so punked. Dude, that totally pisses me off!

 

by adogg
7-03-01
One day Cothern is visting S.S.O showing off his vato impression.
Look at me Ace! I'm like a vato! Dum de dum vato ese!
Splash!
Oh "bleep"! I'm so sorry man!
Dude, it's totally cool! Don't even worry about it man. It's cool ese! Don't sweat it bruthuh! Don't feel bad Steve.
DUMB BASTARD STEVE! CURSE HIM FOR SPILLING ON MY COMPUTER! IT'S ALL WET AND CRAP! Wait a dang minute! What are you doing here Joaquin? Isn't Satan supposed to be here?
Screw Satan, and screw Cothern! Kill Ace, kill the computer spilling bastard!

 

by adogg
7-05-01
After Joe sets up time alone with each ISERA employee, Greg sees that it works and does the same for all his boys.
Ace. Believe me, don't tell Joaquin, but your my favorite S.S.O employee.
Aww shucks! Thanks Greg! Sniff.
Joaquin. Believe me, don't tell Ace, but your my favorite S.S.O employee.
Thank Greg! Your my dad! I mean that man. I know your only twenty-nine but if you weren't then you'd be my dad. Actually, On second thought, can I call you dad?
"Bleep" you Keth! Your ugly, you smell bad, and you look like "Bleep"!
Don't let him see you cry. Hold it in, he will just say worse if he sees you cry!

 

by adogg
11-06-01
3 P.M. Cothern breaks the record by coming to work early 3 days in a row, so Ace asks him for a small favor.
So Cothern, when do you think you can get on that request for me?
When you drink my piss beaner!! HAHAHAHA!!
Pisssssss.... Tinkle tinkle......
Ahhhhhh... Man.... That feels like a million bucks.
HAHAHA!!! That was great. Ace is such a lop!! Slurp.. Dang.. My coffee tasted like hazlenut a minute ago, now it just tastes like piss and chorizo. Oh well.. Sluurrrp!

 

by adogg
11-07-01
Pissss.... Peeee...... Tinkle Tinkle Drip Drop...
Ahhhhhh....Man......Oh Jeez that I can almost taste it I had to go so bad. Oh man!
Steve Toohill arives at his office from his daily 6 hour meeting with Anne Hunter to do some actual real work...
Dang!! It smells like piss and beans in here. Jeez.. What the heck! Why is there piss all over my computer? AHH CRAP!! It's all over my bleeping desk too! BLEEP!!
This is your captain speaking. Our flight from Pensacola to Santa Maria will be decending so fasten your seat belts.
How was your flight back Ace? Was it business or pleasure?
I would have to say a little bit of both. But more pleasure than anything.

 

by adogg
11-08-01
Scratcha Scratcha Scratch....
Hey Ace, I got us some lottery tickets. Boy do I love gambling. I hope we win!
OH CRAP!! I WON!! I WON THE BIG ONE!! YES!! I'm gonna go do something I've been wanting to do for a long time.
Piss.... Peeee... Drip. Drop.
Ahhh... There you go Joe.
Ace!! Why did you just piss in my empty coffee cup? You know I did plan on filling it back up with coffee. DEBB! DEBB! She's not here yet? Oh well, bottoms up! Slurp. Slurp. Mmm not bad.
A dog barks, a bird chirps, Joe Grimes slurps on piss in the distance, and Joaquin Vriamontes breathes his last.
Hahahaha!! Oh man Ace did you fall for it. How did ya like those fake lotto tickets!! Oh man that was great! What did you go do any way?
Joaquin, you have about 2 seconds left to live.

 

by adogg
11-09-01
Hey Ace, you know what I hate about you? Your Mexican. Mexicans are always punking me and your no different. But at least your not a wetback. That seems like it would suck. Did that offend you?
Does this answer your question?
With that Ace prepares to urinate!!
WOW!! You must have been ribbing about being Mexican! Looks like your really Italian! Wait a minute. Either your doing this cause your the new boss or your about to piss on me. I'm outta here!
I'm about to piss on you!
Pissss...... Peeee..... Splash!
Oh no, I'm too late
So tell me Cary, does it suck to be a wetback?

 

by adogg
11-09-01
Pissssss.... Peeeeee.... Tinkle Tankle..
Ohhhhh yeaaahhhh..... Dang..
Shock.. Crackle.. Shock..
DANGIT ACE!! CRUD!! YOU PISSED ON MY COMPUTER DIDN'T YOU?!! I KNOW IT WAS YOU DUDE!!!!
Lower your voice ese. It wasn't me. I'm pretty sure it was Cary, dude.
ZIP!
Heh. Heh. Heh. I love Fridays. Uh oh, dang this bladder of mine. I gotta piss, well might as well kill two birds with one stone.
BASTARD CARY! YOUR PISS SMELLS AS BAD AS ACE'S! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

 

by adogg
12-07-01
Pisss..... Peeee......
Ohhhh.... Yeah..... Oh man..
Vat are jou doing Ace? Dat is not cool! These are shoes you can only get in Germany!
Pisss..... Peeee......
Ooh man, oh uh Axel. In America for a Mexican to piss on your shoes is a sign of admiration.
Oh vell, tank you den!
Tinkle tinkle
Heh. Heh. Heh.
When jou laugh like dat I'm not sure to belief you Ace.

 

by adogg
12-07-01
10 P.M. Cothern arrives to work. Work meaning ISERA building, not his house.
Hey Ace, you wanna get high?
Heck yeah!! Give me some! What ever it is I don't care!
Bleep, man! Hold on, you can't get high here! What do think we are working from home? I got pure adrenaline, no telling what you'll end up doing here!
Just give it ese! Remember who sells you cheap kilos pendejo!
Pisss.... Peee...
Ohhh.. Ahhh... Eeehhhh!! Yes! Nothing like pissing on you Greg!
Bleeper! You better bleeping be high pissing on me you bleep!

 

by adogg
1-29-02
On a beautiful afternoon, Roland looks sadly at Isera as he leaves the unemployment office. He looks at Isera because that is where he worked.
Dang, sniff. I loved that bleeping job. Sob! At least that nice guy Colman is my friend there. Sob, boo hoo. I hate life!
What is this? Is Colman coming up behind him to comfort him?
Boo hoo! Sob! Sob! I wanna kill myself so bad!
Hahahahahah!! Look at how stupid he looks with out his job! Hahahaha. I think he's crying!! That makes it even funnier!! HAHAHAHA!!
Inside, Ace sees the whole incident outside his window.
Oh my gosh! I thought Roland was a friend to us all! I cannot believe what Colman just did! YOUR MEAN COLMAN!!

 

by adogg
3-02-05
Rob and Joaquin Discuss the Use of the "P" word one sunny day.
Nope, I'm pretty sure you can say that word Rob.
Come on bro! That word is wrong! They cannot say it on TV.
I'll tell you what, if you show me in the Bible that it's wrong, I will stop saying it.
Well, how can I show you a cuss word in the Bible? They cannot even put a cuss word in the Bible! You know what? May the Lord deal with you and your sin.
Don't listen to him Joaquin. I mean it's not like he's the Righteoss Rob of old who had no sin, right?
Hmmm.... That is a good point. I can always trust myself to come up with a good point.

 

by adogg
3-11-05
You know, you could let Joaquin just let Joaquin know that you need his weekly report instead of sending the report without his addition, I mean he does sit right next to you, and he is your brother.
Hey, I already sent him autoreminders. Forgert all that brothers in Christ jazz! Righteoss Rob looks out only for number 1. We are only brothers when I need him.
The Next Day.
I guess Joaquin didn't give his to Rob, seems to me Joaquin just does what he wants. Axel
Dang! All Rob had to do was just hollar over the dang cubicle. No matter how many times I get stabbed in the back it still hurts coming from Rob.
I saw Joaquin crying. Psh. Again I say, Righteoss Rob indeed.
Hey! I'm not gonna hound him. That would be a sin in the book of Rob! If he were just a little more white maybe I would have told him, but being half a Mexican, he gets no mercy from me!

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