All comics by alabamamudflap

 

by alabamamudflap
5-12-13
What cha got there, Bleed?
Looks like my kid failed out of college.
Wasn't she a Women's Studies major?
Yeah...

 

by alabamamudflap
5-12-13
You tried to show Coral your anus again, didn't you?
Some things you just can't force.
Watch me.

 

by alabamamudflap
5-12-13
Why so glum, Bleed?
Operation Kickstart has hit a snag.
Is that the one where you're trying to rejuvinate dead hookers?
My Improvised Aggressive CPR techniques will revolutionize medicine.
So... the sledgehammer was a failure?
It went better than the hatchet.

 

by alabamamudflap
5-12-13
Coral is breaking up with me.
Gee, that's cold. She couldn't do it in person?
She did. This letter is from Gary.
Apparently his pee still smells like potato chips.

 

by alabamamudflap
5-12-13
If fate is real, then there are no accidents...
Are we still going to lunch?
And if there are no accidents, then everything is done for a reason.
I can wait.
So that means I didn't flush on purpose.

 

by alabamamudflap
5-12-13
You've been acting awful strange lately, Bleed. Everything okay?
Nothing I can't handle.
You're passing blood again, aren't you?
No.
And that worries me.

 

by alabamamudflap
5-13-13
You don't always have to make the first move, Bleed.
Women expect it.
Not round-house kicks to the head, they don't.
That's why they work so well.
When are you going to realize that dating isn't a combat sport?
When women start leaving their pepper spray at home.

 

by alabamamudflap
5-14-13
So then you ate it?
There was no other choice.
That's not a logical progression, Bleed.
What do you mean? You find a sandwich, you eat it. Simple.
But not egg salad. And not from the trunk of an abandoned car.
I'll never understand your world.

 

by alabamamudflap
5-14-13
Uh-oh.
What did Coral say?
She said no. Apparently I'm too 'aggressive.' Whatever that means.
You took the knife with you again, huh?
Women sure are mysterious creatures.

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