andrew_decastro  

I won't be here long to zippidy caspah your obvious do-good deed thingy with the laser wall and the monster everyone is talking about. So who let the monster out in the first place?

Y'know, I've been eyeballin' this cute computer geek the other day. The monitor screen all dark and the texts were green. I was gonna question the geek but the feller didn't show up today.

After hearing "cute" and "fellow" coming out of you, the warpaint seems kinda fu%*ed up now. Yeah, kinda weird.