All comics by andrewapm

 

by andrewapm
5-13-01
Holy shit...
I can't believe it...
That guy is MARRIED?

 

by andrewapm
5-13-01
Yes, my last comic was a ripoff
Why?
Whoops!

 

by andrewapm
5-13-01
What's wrong?
I just found out I have cervical cancer
Let me see!!!
What the...??
No! Let me see!!
It hurts to pee!!!

 

by andrewapm
5-13-01
Hey Chicken, I just got laid!
You cheated on me??
Uhh, what the hell are you talking about?
I'm leaving you!
That chicken-thing was my only friend
Wanna go see Dr. Dolittle 2?

 

by andrewapm
5-13-01
Oh criminy! The bench! I'm going to hit it!
I can't avoid this! I'm rolling right into it! Shiiiitttt!!!!

 

by andrewapm
5-13-01
Do you enjoy long walks on the beach?
And talking well into the night? And sharing your dreams and deepest secrets? And dissecting the craziness that is "life"?
You wouldn't happen to have a vagina, would you?

 

by andrewapm
5-14-01
I need a chick, before I do something crazy

 

by andrewapm
5-19-01
i was hoping you could help me, doc.
sure!
i've lost my ability to breathe fire. all i can muster up is a warm breeze. can you help me?
why yes! but first, please demonstrate.
i have now mastered the art of cunning trickery.

 

by andrewapm
5-19-01
ok, which one of you guys gave my daughter the dope? this ain’t no fuckin’ soap opera. how the fuck do you cope when your ten year old daughter’s life is fuckin’ snuffed?
oh come on one of you fuckin’ coke addicts own up..and tell me, tell me how t' cope. you cope with a closed casket full of doped-up daughter dope. one of you measly bastards is gonna pay, i tell ya.
this is my goddamn daughter’s life here we’re talkin’ about. i wanna know which one of you bastard dogs gave my daughter the dope? it ain’t no miracle raisin' her up from the grave, but i'm go

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