CROSS THE ROAD by annu_bhai5-17-13 one day,on road Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road? To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it. 1-hour later Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop. few hour later Why did the mad man cross the road? To get hit by my car.
sily Riddles by annu_bhai5-19-13 What has many keys but can't open any doors? A piano Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump! sily,foolish,mad child.I am going to sleep
