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by ansate
8-03-01
i think i need to be funnier.
what makes you say that?
because nobody likes me.... maybe i should kill myself. suicide is funny, right?
hmmm, no. suicide is not funny anymore. what else have you got?
i think i need to be funnier.
that's not funny

 

by ansate
8-03-01
where are you going with all those potato chip snack packs?
i am going to deliver them to our lord karlthulhu.
oh my. i have never met lord karlthulhu. do you mind if i accompany you?
whatever rocks your sheep. be warned, though, he's not the most friendly guy.
pleased to meet you, lord karlthulhu!
bite me.

 

by ansate
8-03-01
hey, aren't you brad pitt? let's fight!
you fucken kid. that was just a damn movie.
c'mon, what are you, scared?? i betcha can't beat me in a fight! i betcha i'm tougher than you are! i betchyou're a littlewussy who'll go runnin' to mama!
do you know i can see your underwear when you do that?
hey, where you goin'?

 

by ansate
8-15-02
and so mr. wigglefingers is given one more chance at a respectable life outside prison...
sit on my knee, little girl, and tell me what you want for christmas!
i want you to keep moving your knee up and down!
it feels reallyreally good!!!
ermm. um.. um. ..... NEXT!!!!!
w-well.. little boy... what do YOU want for christmas?
i want you to stick your finger up my ass!

 

by ansate
8-15-02
where are your pants?
i donated all of my leather clothing to science in hopes some day we will be able to reanimate the noble bison
oh, it was horrible. they were enslaving this beautiful free spirit as a household 'pet'... and they were forcing it to eat dry kibble rather than fresh salmon and beef ends...
you did the right thing, lawrence.
EDWINA! you better be BREASTfeeding that baby seal and not just hacking it with some thirdrate baby formula!!!
of course i am, shirley. this bottle is just for show.

 

by ansate
10-20-03
this is the most boring comic ever.

 

by ansate
10-20-03
america
america
god forgive thee

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